azkanan Posted April 8, 2012 Author Share Posted April 8, 2012 So, basically, Summer last year I had a girlfriend, broke up with her, got a new girlfriend, etc.I got a call last month from my ex, and she's pregnant and due in a couple of weeks.So, yeah. I'm having a little girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted April 8, 2012 Author Share Posted April 8, 2012 @Azkanan:> So, basically, Summer last year I had a **blowup doll**, broke up with her, got a new **blowup doll**, etc.Fixed >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 So, if I am allowed to ask, what have you decided to do? Are you going back to your ex-girlfriend and actually be a father, or are you going to stay with your current girlfriend? I am not sure why you broke up exactly, so I am just wondering what your possibilities are, and perhaps what you have chosen to do specifically, if I may be this brutal.Yours faithfully S.J.R. van Schaik. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 >2012>not knowing the most basic Eclipse wordfiltersShiggity diggityAlso, I'm mixed about your news. For one, did she know she was pregnant when you broke up? Also, you are procreating? That's a scary thought.But yeah, what Stephan said. You can potentially be fucked over bad. :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheatking Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 [This.](https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Coat+hangers&tbm=shop) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldur Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Are you sure it's yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 @Proximity:> Are you sure it's yours?This.Not offence to women, but shady stuff like this gets pulled a lot. With so much time passing get a DNA test done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PD Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 @Marsh:> This.> > Not offence to women, but shady stuff like this gets pulled a lot. With so much time passing get a DNA test done.Aha, I was just going to suggest this. You don't want to get stuck in a mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted April 9, 2012 Author Share Posted April 9, 2012 **APRIL FOOLS!** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yxxe Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 @Azkanan:> > **APRIL FOOLS!**It's the 8th April, go and map, fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 @Azkanan:> > **APRIL FOOLS!** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 I don't even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenton Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 I new this was fake, right from the point he said he has a girlfriend and goes on Eclipse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Give me your baby.What's that you say? April fools?My demand still applies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbunnie Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Wafag Choi will be her name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmiguu Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Imagine:[o]I'm the real father. I have no girlfriend. I get **zero** points. You get a child and a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medleyy Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 @renzo:> Give me your baby.> What's that you say? April fools?> My demand still applies.Renzo has demanded your first-born child. What can you really do about that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbunnie Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 @Aeri:> renzo you studmuffin has demanded your first-born child. What can you really do about that?Pray to god renzo is not on top. That huge man will squash his baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted April 10, 2012 Author Share Posted April 10, 2012 In this thread:Somebody is using a malicious avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 ITT: Azkanan got himself pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owen F Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 It's marsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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