deathtaker26 Posted June 21, 2012 Author Share Posted June 21, 2012 Hello my name is Crest, to most, I am a tube of toothpaste. I thought you all should know I'm taking over eclipse. Yes, you read right. I have completely taken Marshy Dearest under my control. One night I knocked him out using a cloth of chloroform and dragged him to my secret evil lair WHICH IS NOT MY MOM'S BASEMENT!I tricked him into a homosexual relationship with me and then we adopted a kid in his name. Now he owes me $1000 USD in child support by the end of the month. He has no other choice but to surrender eclipse and all its followers to me. BOW BEFORE ME!So now I must take on my evil plan which I wrote on a small sheet of notebook paper.1: kidnap Marshy Dearest2: trick him into adopting an Indian child3: make him pay much money in child support he can't afford4: get into a marriage with him5: divorce him and take half of everything he has.And here are the rules to eclipse once I take over:1\. All users who dare speak in the shoutbox must end every 5 shouts with "rub my belly and slap my booty"2: everytime you post the first reply must have the ode to toothpaste in it which we are still composing.3: Each night we must spam the inbox of crzy the hated the hated.4: Well endowed Well endowed Spike must change his user name to spoons. because no one likes spoons but me and my giant wooden spoon.5: My little pony threads will be banned unless posted by me6: No questions shall be askedThe royal subjects(admins) that will be chosen are those who truly follow my leads.Are there any questions to your impending fate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stein Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I do like toothpaste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathtaker26 Posted June 21, 2012 Author Share Posted June 21, 2012 @Stein:> I do like toothpaste.And I like your avatar Soul Eater was a good anime, you are chosen to be a subject! Congrats!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheatking Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Who're you again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathtaker26 Posted June 21, 2012 Author Share Posted June 21, 2012 The god of toothpaste dammit! If it weren't for me your teeth would be…. yellow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Quick everyone donate to save the site! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crzyone9584 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 > 3: Each night we must spam the inbox of crzy the hated the hated the hated.Damn im hated so much you added another hated after the filter changed it… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Why the eff was my post deleted? This is Off-topic. Fuck you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathtaker26 Posted June 21, 2012 Author Share Posted June 21, 2012 If you wish to save the site you must donate as much money as you can to be able to pay for marsh's child support! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnPony Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Offtopic: Lol remember that time crest copied the eclipse site xDOntopic: I don't like crest toothpaste >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathtaker26 Posted June 21, 2012 Author Share Posted June 21, 2012 @General-Pony:> Offtopic: Lol remember that time crest copied the eclipse site xD> > Ontopic: I don't like crest toothpaste >.>Copy it? FOOL I'm TAKING IT OVER!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustinSD Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 @Every:> 3: make him pay much money in child support he can't afford> 4: get into a marriage with him> 5: divorce him and take half of everything he has.Sounds like a genuine woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathtaker26 Posted June 21, 2012 Author Share Posted June 21, 2012 @JustinSD:> Sounds like a genuine womanFool! you dare insult your new overseer. You shall be the first banish from the site! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustinSD Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 but but.. noooI use you every morning and night. Show some love :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathtaker26 Posted June 21, 2012 Author Share Posted June 21, 2012 @JustinSD:> but but.. nooo> > I use you every morning and night. Show some love :3Okay, you have convinced me otherwise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 @Crest:Sometimes I want to reach through the internet and rip out your throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnPony Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 @Dolan:> Sometimes I want to reach through the internet and rip out your throat.I have the same feeling, i have a few ideas of how to do it ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathtaker26 Posted June 22, 2012 Author Share Posted June 22, 2012 have fun trying :D Hope you break your monitor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 @JustinSD:> Sounds like a genuine woman:PAlright crest, i got your money. I want a custody agreement though. You get him 7 days a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacquelinett Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 @â€Ââ€Ââ€ÂMarsh:> :P> > Alright crest, i got your money. I want a custody agreement though. You get him 7 days a week.Noooo marsh. Throw or burn those money. Let Crest take over Eclipse so i can be the head admin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 @Yumi-chan:> Noooo Marshy Dearest. Throw or burn those money. Let Crest take over Eclipse so i can be the head adminI can see how much im loved.runs away crying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacquelinett Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 @â€Ââ€Ââ€ÂMarsh:> I can see how much im loved.> > runs away cryingHey hey hey I love you D: dont cry marshie, dont cry :(( Mr. Marshmellow please dont cry :(( I love you but Head Admin sound cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 I vote we turn Eclipse into a democracy, those in favour of President Captain Renzo say "Arr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owen F Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Those in favour of the fox-god becoming leader say "I". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crzyone9584 Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Those of you in favor to keep marshy in charge just reply to the thread… and marsh dont worry. your not hated as much as i am.. im hated so much crest had to add the hated by hand.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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