Tyr Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Explodes in a microwave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Herpes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Murdered by George Bush! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Cerebral Palsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defendersdef Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 gets raped by his mom then goes to a 5 road interstate gets ran over, car sends him flying lands on a helecoptor, blades tear off his legs, gets rushed to a hospital, hospital mixed up blood with aids so he gets aids, he sues the hospital, falls down the steps (cause he has no legs) then gets up to find a skunk, skunk sprays him, run away with a disgusting taste in his mouth runs to the bathroom, his mom rapes him again, slaps his mom, mom pushes him down a up escalator the chuck norris comes bye and punches him with his 3rd fist in his beard because u r not supposed to slap ur mom the bill gates flys down with superman and lifts him off to outer space which he implodes cause its a vacum…thats how u would die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Gets hit by a meteor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nahchito Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Seriousness overdose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruins of Hell Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Ate too many Nachos ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nahchito Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 That is not deadly sir :D .Your head will explode while watching FOX news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruins of Hell Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Err… You will die when a giant train that you derailed falls on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nahchito Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 how the heck did I mananged to derail a train ;0 ?You will scream JUMANGI too late … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defendersdef Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 got rapped in jail by a big fat black guy named buba XD :P :cheesy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kusy Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 painfully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driocku Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 I will lock him in a room with a knife and immortal self regenerating teletubbys, eventually he commits suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kusy Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 @Draiko:> I will lock him in a room with a knife and immortal self regenerating teletubbys, eventually he commits suicide.Killing teletubies with a knife sounds like fun - even if you have to do it till you die of old age.and you will die even more painfully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driocku Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 ^I like pain XDYou will find a leprecaun and attempt to steal his gold resulting in him attacking you and burning you to death with fae magic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SawQuart Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 You will be walking along one day when you suddenly fall in a giant hole. When you stop falling, you somehow miraclously dont go down a lava tube, and you end up in China. When you get up, your attacked by Jackie Chan, and thrown back into the tunnel. You somehow survive that. Then since you defied the laws of gravity, Chuck Noris gets mad at you because only he can do that. Then he kills you by staring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balliztik1 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 It was pitch black. You were eaten by a grue, as was likely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owen F Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 @[SawQuart:> Jungletoe link=topic=51634.msg544807#msg544807 date=1252888946]> You will be walking along one day when you suddenly fall in a giant hole. When you stop falling, you somehow miraclously dont go down a lava tube, and you end up in China. When you get up, your attacked by Jackie Chan, and thrown back into the tunnel. You somehow survive that. Then since you defied the laws of gravity, Chuck Noris gets mad at you because only he can do that. Then he kills you by staring.Dead by use of Chuck norris. It was never funny, now it still isn't. Get over it.@Balliztik1:> > > It was pitch black. You were eaten by a grue, as was likely.Die by use of images to portray what your saying. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adulese Games Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Owen will be released from his cryo chamber in the year 2552, enlisted in the SPARTAN III project and die in battle from a kamikaze grunt glomp attack.- Adulese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defendersdef Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 the sky falls on you :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedgy Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 First you'll get the nice hedgy :cheesy:After it you'll get the evil hedgy :evil:Then you'll get the nice hedgy again :azn:But hedgy was gonna be too long too nice to you :cry:And thats why the evil was coming up in hedgy's ghost :icon_surprised:The evil was so bad because hedgy was waiting too long to do it… :icon_ninja:And the last step was killing you :lipsrsealed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 ^you will die a virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SawQuart Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 @[God:> Owen link=topic=51634.msg544946#msg544946 date=1252924600]> Dead by use of Chuck norris. It was never funny, now it still isn't. Get over it.Die by use of images to portray what your saying. :3Die by never laughing :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Die by thinking chuck norris jokes are funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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