Monkey Boy Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 @defendersdef:> @[SJ:> > > Brave~Bandit link=topic=51634.msg578752#msg578752 date=1259251292]> > Died from playing Heroes Saga to much.> > died for making heros sagaYou died from the Chuck Norris Explosion.Then you came back to life with your super powers.Then Chuck got mad because only he could do that, and roundhouse kicked you, which instead of exploding, turned your molecules to fire, put them out, and turned your corpse into dust. Chuck Norris eats the dust, and he flys away while flapping his arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 @Monkey:> @defendersdef:> > > @[SJ:> > > > > Brave~Bandit link=topic=51634.msg578752#msg578752 date=1259251292]> > > Died from playing Heroes Saga to much.> > > > died for making heros saga> > You died from the Chuck Norris Explosion.> Then you came back to life with your super powers.> Then Chuck got mad because only he could do that, and roundhouse kicked you, which instead of exploding, turned your molecules to fire, put them out, and turned your corpse into dust. Chuck Norris eats the dust, and he flys away while flapping his arms.Died from AIDS.Not everybody in the pool could be saved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Boy Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 @Azkanan:> @Monkey:> > > @defendersdef:> > > > > @[SJ:> > > > > > > Brave~Bandit link=topic=51634.msg578752#msg578752 date=1259251292]> > > > Died from playing Heroes Saga to much.> > > > > > died for making heros saga> > > > You died from the Chuck Norris Explosion.> > Then you came back to life with your super powers.> > Then Chuck got mad because only he could do that, and roundhouse kicked you, which instead of exploding, turned your molecules to fire, put them out, and turned your corpse into dust. Chuck Norris eats the dust, and he flys away while flapping his arms.> > Died from AIDS.> > Not everybody in the pool could be saved.And you werent saved either :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driocku Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Hes teleported into my story in progress's first mentioned universe, just before its absorbed to make an everlasting source of magical energies. which means hes not just dead, he doesn't exist aswell :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Finding x. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driocku Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Damn you making me find x, its impastableNOW FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT…...You get mauled by a Cantaloupe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Found y. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 anal probed by an advanced civilization of Bears who will then proceed to skin you and put you on display, whilst smoking the organs to sell as jerkey to American tourists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 By scuba diving? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driocku Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Flying into a stale marshmallow and then getting devoured by a horde of zombie pancakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCream Tuesday Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 A deadly strand of herpes. Given to by a stripper who you questioned whether was wet or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driocku Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Poor poor ICT, I declared myself an eternal virgin, I SHALL NEVER HAVE SEXnow lets seeICT will die by Stealing Jesus's prized collection of pokemon cards and thus getting smited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Melted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCream Tuesday Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 I has more pokemon cards then Jesus. so.. Its all cool..Uhm.. also.. don't need to have sex to get the herpes. I know someone with it on the face.. from a stripper who flicked her juices at him.. (hence the way i suggested death)Frozen and then smashed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driocku Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 I SHALL NEBER GET A STD, although the girls at my school are gonna make me wear a dress soon; a frilly pink one.Dies by magic flying bunny pancake tigers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tymax1234yahoo.com Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Comits suicide from humiliation… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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