My Theory for Life

[Dark Crusade]

I have a theory, my fellows. Listen in,

What if life is nothing but a resturant coated apple toothbrush, with cinnamon skyscrapers that control our ligaments through pyrokenesis, which gives giraffes self confidence, causing them to see visions of sand monuments that stretch a league under the sun, reaching forth to grasp around a bowl of weet oats, handpicked from the core of the earth by red lepricauns.

What the fuck am I on about, or trying to prove? Stop with the bullshit theories!

Oh, and YOUR MOTHER.

[Pryex]

My theory is life sucks, and then you die.

[Dark Crusade]

@Darien:

> My theory is life sucks, and then you die.

Life is grand. Don't be pessimistic. =(

[Marsh]

Start thinking positively and perhaps you will realize that life isnt that bad alot of the time.

[Dark Crusade]

Yeah, what Marsh said. A lot of people make excuses, or blame others for their sorrow. Truth is, life is what you make of it. Sure, bad things may happen, but you have to be strong, positive, and strive to make your life worth living.

Me? I love life. =)

[ÃŽâ˜]

My theory of life is that we are a bunch of chemical reactions based mainly on geological positioning.

[IceCream Tuesday]

We are :D

[ZoSo]

LSD is nice

[Drummerpete]

My theory is I don't like dirt because it doesn't taste nice. ):

[death]

I meh at life. Then I piss on it and put it on.

[ddunit]

@«:

> [»Wolf«][» link=topic=59129.msg625607#msg625607 date=1270755849]
> I meh at life. Then I piss on it and put it on.

Skinsuit party?

[Conscientia]

I've always believed that the purpose of living is to breed and keep our species alive, guess nobody ever told the dinosaurs..

[Pryex]

I like this new guy, he seems a lot, like me already.

The only downside is his lack of britishness…

[yorty]

Pessimistic and _laaaame_? Ugh. I like life people.

[shadoweight]

@Darien:

> My theory is life sucks, and then you die.

i think that he is telling it right

[yorty]

@M.A.D.:

> @Darien:
>
> > My theory is life sucks, and then you die.
>
> i think that he is telling it right

No, YOU suck, and YOU die. I have life filled with epicness, and in a way live on.

[Conscientia]

@Darien:

> I like this new guy, he seems a lot, like me already.
>
> The only downside is his lack of britishness…

I'm like, a new guy that's been around.

And I don't lack britishness, I just keep it hidden under my swedishness!

[Myron]

My Theory for life is.. A game. Not that I think life is just a simple 'Save your progress and reload when your game over.' I think it is just more like a game, good things happen but there always 'Enemy's or things that change the main story of a game' that happen in it, just like real life.

Life is a mystery, just like a game you just discovered, and every day people invent new things to do and such, like Game Updates.
:icon_meditation:

[Godlord]

You do realise that games are based on stories which are sometimes based on real-life to some extend?

Regards,
  Godlord.

[death]

@Ddunit:

> @«:
>
> > [»Wolf«][» link=topic=59129.msg625607#msg625607 date=1270755849]
> > I meh at life. Then I piss on it and put it on.
>
> Skinsuit party?

You could say that.

[Myron]

@Sir:

> You do realise that games are based on stories which are sometimes based on real-life to some extend?
>
> Regards,
>   Godlord.

Yep, like they always say: Life is complicated.
Fits the picture, no?

[Gwen]

I dont think i want to know what wolf and dd  are talking about.

[death]

@Rush3r:

> @Sir:
>
> > You do realise that games are based on stories which are sometimes based on real-life to some extend?
> >
> > Regards,
> >   Godlord.
>
> Yep, like they always say: Life is complicated.
> Fits the picture, no?

Apart from the fact that in life, you are most likely never going to be the only person capible to save the world from utter destruction.

@uı|ɐpuǝʍƃ:

> I dont think i want to know what wolf and dd  are talking about.

You should, you could be involved.

[Myron]

@«:

> [»Wolf«][» link=topic=59129.msg625674#msg625674 date=1270766592]
> @Rush3r:
>
> > @Sir:
> >
> > > You do realise that games are based on stories which are sometimes based on real-life to some extend?
> > >
> > > Regards,
> > >   Godlord.
> >
> > Yep, like they always say: Life is complicated.
> > Fits the picture, no?
>
> Apart from the fact that in life, you are most likely never going to be the only person capible to save the world from utter destruction.

I actually, don't want to save the world…

[Lukin]

If life is a game, that is one heck of a good mapper and artist.