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@Emily:

> @Robin:
>
> > @Emily:
> >
> > > I use emacs.
> >
> > _Real_ programmers use vim.
>
> _Real_ programmers set the universal constants at the start such that the universe evolves to contain the disk with the data they want.

_Real_ programmers use Assembly (to programme their own editor).

*crickets chirping*

Regards,
  Stephan.
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@[THE-KRIS:

> link=topic=67339.msg726493#msg726493 date=1293541616]
> _real_ programmers take a 2 hours brake! Then questioned with "what are you doing?" the response should be "it's compiling!"
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> Yeah!

Assembling thousand and thousands lines of code takes only a fraction of a second on a 1.6GHz processor here. Oh, wait you said compiling, never mind.

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  Stephan.
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@Stephan:

> Too bad, the world would have been such a beautiful place.
>
> Regards,
>   Stephan.

a world filled with memory leaks and misplaced pointers, a world where each computer runs a slurry of programs all accessing from the ethereal heap of ram. A world filled with improper registry entries and memory writes. Sounds like 1995.
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@Zetta:

> @Stephan:
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> > Too bad, the world would have been such a beautiful place.
> >
> > Regards,
> >   Stephan.
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> a world filled with memory leaks and misplaced pointers, a world where each computer runs a slurry of programs all accessing from the ethereal heap of ram. A world filled with improper registry entries and memory writes. Sounds like 1995.

Yea, that's the year when they released the first JVM.

Regards,
  Stephan.
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