Gwen Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 5 people die a year from shark bites around the world140 people die a year from coconuts falling on them25 people die a year from uncorking a champaine bottleat least 1 person died by blowing a big bubble with his gum… it popped over his glasses causing him to not be able to see and he drove off a bridge1 therapist shot his patient in the middle of a session stating he could not take the nut jobs anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 more people die a year from donkeys than terrorists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Uhm.What that proves is..Gravity Kills. Not coconuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kusy Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 You are wrong. You ever wrestled with a coconut? Those filthy motherfuckers. They would cut your throat if they had hands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 @Desiderium:> Uhm.> What that proves is..> > Gravity Kills. Not coconuts.and people kill people, not guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 lol @ Kusy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 well, its true. Why else would we chop down palm forrests? they're almost as bad as the pinecones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 MORE than 2,500 left-handed people are killed every year around the world from using equipment meant for right-handed people15 people die from falling off ladders every year in Britain (Whats wrong with you Brits!!!!! :tard:)IN Britain around 20 people die from falling out of bed every year (Seriously Brits… whats wrong with you? :laughing7:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Gravity wants revenge on Brits ever since one unlocked it's secrets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 @Anna:> Gravity wants revenge on Brits ever since one unlocked it's secrets.You mean.. Gravity hates me? D= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 No, it's nothing personal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrig94 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Did you know over 5000000 people die from having sex every year and getting stds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 moral of the story… dont have sex kids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Thats biased. Just use a condom. Or stop ordering those russian mail brides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Use a condom, make sure she's on the pill and make sure renzo didn't get to her first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 @Desiderium:> Use a condom, make sure she's on the pill and **make sure renzo didn't get to her first.**you ask too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I guess so.>< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L0lz Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 > 1 person died by blowing a big bubble with his gum… it popped over his glasses causing him to not be able to see and he drove off a bridgeRofl, that sucks so hard. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Bubble gum sucks. XD it loses taste after 30 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickko Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 90% of people in america there #1 fear is public speaking..and number 2 being death…I guess this means more people would rather be dead than giving the ulugy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 @‪‫‬â€Â‮‪‫Kusy:> You are wrong. You ever wrestled with a coconut? Those filthy motherDuckers. They would cut your throat if they had hands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soljah Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 70% of burn victims in Australia are Men.90% of those were burnt due to putting petrol on bbq's.That is one awesome fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 BBq's are evil? D= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soljah Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Apparently, mine spits at me… dirty bastard of a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeross Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 spit back :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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