Rap Battle Throwdown

[PD]

The cake's a lie
Now you want me to take some shitty pie?
Well duck it!

Thorns aint shit
female dog!
Im the deadly green beast
From the ducking middle east
Watch it or you'll be deceased

Your gonna roast me?
I'll ducking toast ya'll
Im skilled as Brett Lee
Hitting the ball
For a ducking 6!

This is a great way for the community to get closer :P

Stupid word filter!

[Thorn]

Bone seems to know what you gotta do to run
along with the big dogs, he should, he is one
You other little kids can just go sit down
There ain't no room for you while we running this town.

I AM a Thorn, motherfucker, drawing blood without blinkin'
Stabbing these posers, what the hell they thinkin?
They try to run with us? Yeah they gonna get stabbed
We busting fresh rhymes, they posting shit they grabbed.

Of all the people here hardly any have the flow
Plenty of 'em think they do, it only goes to show
Being imbued with attitude does not make the dude
a shrewd little bitch, it just get's you subdued
Anybody have a sippy cup? I think they lost theirs
Threw it on the ground while they rapping from high chairs!

The fuhrer was a dumb shit, the war was almost won
Even you could not have fucked it, he was the only one
who could mess things up in a way so severe
pity- we would have brought the world German beer
He was polish anyway, learn your history son
when we produce a leader he will be the real one
Rolling over the globe, like a aryan tidal wave
Better join with us now, 'fore you wind up a slave

[Marsh]

If were talking nazis here all hail to the fuhrer, your rhymes are wack better plead your case to the juror. My rhymes are impressive spit so ill your likely to get obsessive sorry if i hurt your feelings but i rap agressive spit nothing but fire true vet all the rest of you aspire i know i inspire but please try to get some better rhymes, perhaps use some satire?

Whats with a few of you guys spiitting these short rhymes? theres no limit this isnt half time, shits so weak its like im reading fucking nursary rhymes. Ba ba black sheep have you any wool? maybe if you were black some of your raps would have some pull.

[ddunit]

@Bone

Sadly my friend, you and failed don't follow up,
Til you learn to type, you're just a pup.
As for my city bro,
I don't know.
Never was much basketball down here.
Only a bunch of deer.

[Minilinkki]

YO ott!
i can rap perketly!
I dunt hav ani spell proplmems!
or do i hav mommems?
i' m amerika. amerika fuuk yea.

[ddunit]

@Seaking:

> YO ott!
> I can rap perketly!
> I dunt hav ani spell proplmems!
> or do I hav mommems?
> I' m amerika. amerika fuuk yea.

Oh fuck no, we just lost. :[

[PD]

@DDunit:

> @Seaking:
>
> > YO ott!
> > I can rap perketly!
> > I dunt hav ani spell proplmems!
> > or do I hav mommems?
> > I' m amerika. amerika fuuk yea.
>
> Oh fu no, we just lost. :[

lmao :P

Ba ba black sheep have you any wool?
Ha you want nursery rhymes?
Well have this

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

lol

[Thorn]

Classical American, stumbling around
messing with things when they don't know what's going down!
Never really changed, has it? Always rolled near blind
Struck a war up with Canada and lost, that one time
Sabre-rattling fools, hungry for conflict
Canucks burned the white house, you almost lost it

Or what's this shit in the East? Ain't no WMD
Get your asses out now, before the Arabs see
that you're a bigger threat now than you ever were before
Make em focus on you until they break down your door
You thought they hated you earlier? Naw, just a small group
Most of 'em fighting over a few scraps of soup
Until you losers showed up, as a common enemy
United the tribes, with an act of blasphemy

[Myron]

What is that you all got against my short raps.
You really consider my rap nursary shit on a letter.
If you rap like you, you won't get any better!
Talking big about our raps being short.
Man, use those excuses at the Court.

Alas my friend, I could give a damn about German History.
How your country was stupid enough to listen to this man, is still a mystery.
Talking about Thorns like they are your dick.
Damnit you Nazi, you make me sick!
Why don't you go take a Gas shower, because when your dead.
I'm rising in Power.

You both are rappin the little shit here, talking about cities and deers!?
What the fuck man? Were rapping here!
Get your ass out of here, I'm the only one trying.
I might be the only who can swing, so shut up you lowlifes.
I'm the king!

[Draken]

well i guess its time for me to jump back in
seeing the marshmellow and all of my friends
smokeing some herbage in a mercadies benz

Teasing the shorties by throwing out cash
smoke the weed till its nothing but ash
then slap them on their pretty little ass

So they say I'm hung like a baby
Yes its true
its 10lbs 18 inches maybe
what about you

[Marsh]

Here comes marsh once again with the verbal holocaust, i think its pretty clear whos the boss. I cant be stopped fight me get your as popped and dropped like a sack of bricks. I spit this shit quick better then slick rick while your trying to impressive people with your silly as card tricks.

\shit was going to do more but g2g/

[ddunit]

My friend, it's called a mercedes, if I recall correctly.
I suggest you shut it before you trip if you can't rap properly.
My hesitant rhymes won't win shit
But they'll sure be there to be there as a treat.

[Thorn]

Your rhyme meter is off, you sentences vary son
You think that ours is bad? It take one to know one
I shower every morning, I bathe in mustard gas
You know what I have for cereal? Ground bits of glass.
I do things that would kill you as a part of my routine
Spitting rhymes is one of 'em, as you have already seen
I ain't breaking a sweat, while you're all over the place
You can barely get a sentence out, your reputation is defaced

You ain't one to talk, you people voted in Bush
we were in an economic toilet, and we needed a push.
Adolf got things running, credit where it's due
Bush torpedoed your economy and screwed your schools too
Take a look into the mirror some time, and you'll see
seven million dead faces, all Iraqi
They died by your hands you war-hungry aggressors
9/11 killed what, 3 thousand? Now you're the oppressors
It's not payback, they don't hate your way of life
They hate they way you're fucking them, of course they'll pull a knife.

[PD]

You flow like a blowin' hoe
O brother! whoa whoa whoa
Thy art aint shit
Imma master like Leonardo da Vinci
And Mona Lisa's my bitch

Think you can beat me?
Then youve surely been misled
biatch i can raise the dead
Now lets see you handle my egyptian decree!

Im the pharaoh of this world
When we met, my heart twirled
But i defeated Mother nature's army
with my fucking harmony!

Now die from reading this shit!

[Myron]

I never said my rhymes were perfect, you assume.
Now shut up you woman and put on your parfume.
You daily eat glass for cereal? Damn that stinks.
It smells like bullshit, stop lying fool.
If you weren't so stupid as a rock, you would have gone to school.

I don't care what you say about Bush, he's old.
Old and a idiot, he followed Hitler's example.
I've heard of a Smart making potion.
You should try a sample.

I'm not an America, they are fat and lazy.
Just like your Mom and Dad, or did I just turn Crazy?
I told you before, blind fool. I'm Dutch, proud to be.
Before you Sleeves invaded our country, we were free.
You bombed one of our city's, just because you were weak.
Weak to take us on on the ground.

No matter, this time I'll be the one to keep the count.

[12it123]

Thorns cause little damage, Try a knife.
Don't get mad, Just change your way of life.
Don't live your life in strife, I'm giving you advice.
Don't be as soft as marsh mellow. Expect a cello. Preparing for your funeral.
I'l be glad to help you reach god quicker. You're rhymes make me snicker, bust a lung laughing.
See I'm not a bad man, I just wont hesitate to give you a shorter life span.
The nerve of some of you, You getting served and don't even realise it.
They should make it illegal to rap without a permit.
Eliminate the waste your all misplaced.
The day care is that way!
Just call me Shakespeare I bring fear in the eyes of your white queers.
Ahead of my time, boy do I wish you were a mime.
This is a part time, and I'm way into my prime.

[Tdogthedog]

Ugh you guys can't rap
you just try to be cool.
Think your all smart and got the rhymes
but your very wrong you see.
like those who think your smarter then me.
so i'll throw down a few lines
to put my imput in.
but you see, i don't need to make a big post
to show that i'm in.
now all you posers that think
you can take us on.
we'll tear you up
and spit you back out.

[PD]

Hitler aint shit
He died from licking his wife's clit
The Luftwaffe got raped by the RAF, haha bitch
Spitfires flying over Germany
Engines roaring in harmony

Now lets turn our attention over to America

America your notting but a fatass thug
Sorry ass president

mhmm…thats all i could come up with, be back later.

[Khachaturian]

Gonna pick this contest up, like Atlas,
Don't get the picture? Let me spell it out for your fat ass..
B for the bullshit, silly rappers spit,
O for the oh my god did Thorn really say that shit?
N for the nigg- no wait, I ain't a racist,
E for everybody who is about to witness,
Lyrical slaughter call it mcdonalds,
Mindless cows should've been smarter,
I knock fake rappers over, like cows and dominoes,
I go so hard, don't ask me how, cuz I don't know,
I knock hoes up, since  was two years old, matter a fact,
Got y'all wondering, is that Bone guy really my dad??
Rip you up like Jack the Ripper or a cougar,
Kill you in your sleep, son you can call me Fredd Kreuger,
Stop talking bout girls, you only get guys like Eclipse,
You could be Williams twin, you both look like ugly chicks,

[12it123]

Yo kids, Shouldn't you be napping?
Not rapping.
I got no remorse, I make your wife file a divorce.
TPuppy, Is nothing but a small guppy.
Fish meat is neat, to eat but not to compete. With me.
A talented MC, That you'll never be. I'll have you down on your knees.
Flea infested mutts make me sick. Give you a kick and end up with a walking stick.
Smash your dick with a brick, I react quick.
Takes all the clit for myself and leave you nothing to lick.
Cause' when I'm on the mic I'm similar to a dynamite.
A dog can bite but it can't put up a fight.
Better run for your life cause somebody's gonna die tonight.

[Rioshima]

A For addictive because that's all im seeing
B is for Believer that's all you lamer's being, Ballers, faker's Disaster maker's
C is for cunt that what you say your getting, but from your last experience you lost virginity crying
D I haven't thought but for you guys is dying, so why keep trying if you ain't Black,
stop replying
E Is for entertain becuzz that's what im doing, If you spitting flames, then why is it Water your spewing
F is for fortune because you all are less fortunate to be climbing to the top without a reputation
G is for game, but all I see is Lamer's Fake arss Gamer's with Valuble tamer's, Time check Your developers
H is for Hoe, but you all lost the favor, But i'll say F the police like flava Flavor
I is for Instigate  because that's what I be reviving, When I pop up in the crowd you contestant's better be scatterin
J is for Joke but I don't wann poke or Point the puns and Pussy Player's Jokes
K is for kill because that's what im doing, If you don't got the time then just talk about screwing
L is for Lonely, because that's what We all appear to be, on a forums makin rap battles back to back funny
M for mother, you slack slick sappy super slank muther F's been at this rap game since my first breathe
N my Nigg, the nutron like Jimmy, The cranium is bulging from all brain your girl's had given me
O is for Opportunity I love the chance, But i just had to hop on the 1st place stand, when I saw how weak all you guy's were spittin all i could say was Man!
P is for prune's becuz all you silly wet between the ear guy's will just dry up like grapes, and i'll Hang your corpses ontop of my drapes 1 by 1 and Sign your fate like Drake now let's continue this Game before some1 Get's raped
Q Quarantine this field because my Life is wild, Im just a… spectator trying to be the terminator but once again masterbaitor and still a friend traitor
R is respect Now i think we have it, but if you do not have it, it's chance to earn it, but would you earn, if you only learnt it, in the 1st or 2nd Grade instead of getting BJ's from your teacher's, and PBJ's for lunch from your mother's
S is for satified which I am not, because i could go on and on but it's cold and my nose is filled with snot, 17 year old who knows about a G spot but is that normal for a guy My grandma say its not

[deathtaker26]

It…
you don't rap worth a shit
I'll show you up anyday
you sound bad as the fray
your rap fills me with sarrow
so I'll just have to kill you tomorrow
Only you would think meat is neat
so face it I have you beat
learn to give up
before you get shown-up

learn and watch
log off now BIATCH

[Rioshima]

Yes log off for the day, say you have beat anyway, How bout you laydown anyway
Cross cross backwards updown and out, rapping on and on is what a flow's all about

But I bet you don't understand what's being put into the lyrics im saying
Im not just playin Im the sand man just waiting payin,
attention to everytime you take a piss, catch your defenses lowerd choke you to death like a gagged whore,
and Make sure your Family wouldn't miss you not a day, I'll Put a Geek in your place, nothing will change about your life because it was all a disgrace.
So face the fact's about dobting a wrapper like me I've been on that lolipop for for as long as it could see, ive become darker then a hershey's bar, sweeter then a Crunch, and I'll Annihilate and devour your wordy Poems for lunch

[deathtaker26]

tch what are you a poet
HA you call that rap that shit is outa of a closet
don't try out rap me
or I'll bang you mom giggity giggity
don't get me started with this shit
I'll go hardcore on you short bit
I have one thing to say,
and it will your raps sound gay.
your rhymes make me cry
I read them to my dog and it just died
I L O L at how you think up this crap
but I think we can say that YOU CAN'T RAP
WHAT? WHAT?!
IN THE BUTT

you just got ducked up the ass

[Khachaturian]

@ Rioshima

Sorry bro, your shit don't make sense,
Structure it better, how bout in sentences?
Sounds like - you - no - comprendes el ingles,
Queres hablar en otro idioma? Porque no el frances,
You sound like Jackie Chan, minus the ESL,
You probably never passed an english class, I - can - Tell,
English ain't my first language, yet I - can - speak,
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