Rap Battle Throwdown

[Marsh]

Alright guys sorry for a lack of a better topic but I had a unexpected absense and just remembered the contest starts today.

So gogogo

rules (or lack thereof here http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/smf/index.php/topic,63926.msg683167.html#msg683167)

[Marsh]

I'll be rapping sick rhymes when I get some more time.

[Khachaturian]

I don't want to go first…

[Eviltyphoon]

Well I don't know how to rap, so I'll just go sit in the corner and fap.

[Nooblebob]

Dude, your name begins with the letters BO man

You are probably just some smelly ass fan

Your flow doesn't even compare to mine, man your weak

Take some advice, get lost, floating down a creek

Yea I like care bears, who cares, my friend

At least I dont have a homosexual boyfriend

Either way im better than you, get a clue

Dissin kids on forums man, find something to do.

(I don't mean any disrespect.)

[Khachaturian]

I make your head bob to the beat like the head of your mom on her knees, as she pops my treat, pleasing me, life is sweet,
Let me rhyme in peace dont step to me or ill quickly make you rest in peace,
so back off or get wacked off leave you with blue and black nog like the default theme on the forum of our game making machine,
im gonna make you black if you're white, if you black you gonna dissapear into the night, get it right shits going down tonight so please, listen up,
Pay attention to the B - O - N to the E-zzup and quit making shit up,
everybody calm down this shit bout to get ripped up
Make everybody put their hands in the air like a stick up…

[Nooblebob]

Lets get lyrical, Call me Jesus, I make miracles, You can’t rhyme, cuz u ain’t got no time I feed your brain with my lyrics, just like something out of the comics. all i gotta do is drop a few lines, explain the wasted times, time to step and keep the grind, no one's stopin this disaster, cant capture or even take a picture, the kids killin this without paper, dont gotta lecture i already know, step back before you hit my o zone, once you do the crowd already knows im gonna explode, on any Mc who comes down my road.

[Draken]

yo yo yo,
you think your words Flow?
why dont you sit back and listen to this gnome.

So I was walking down the road
thinking about my life and how it is so cold
when all of the sudden
there came this shorty all nice and struttin
I Said hey baby hows it going
she said nothing much im just hoeing

My eyes open all big and wide
then I gave her some cash and climb inside
It was all moist and wet
she stated to moan as I rubbed her clit
Then next thing I know my bed was full of shit

I was like hey bitch get out of here.
And take that shit that came out of your rear.

Then inside I started to cry
It was burning when I peed
That bitch needs to ducking die
because she gave me a terrible STD!

*drop mic*

[Khachaturian]

LOL Draken

[Khachaturian]

So you call yourself a gnome, no wonder you never get dome,
Bitches would have to drop down straight to the floor,
You could call me a pimp, cuz on H&H I got 2 hoes,
They werent hard to make and their quality aint low,
the metal one is too fast and the wooden one is too slow,
but they never back away when im ready to 'plow'

[Nooblebob]

Hey man, no one wants to hear about your shit, while you were rubbin that bitches clit. Just lay back and watch me rhyme there aint much to it most of the time, just hold up while I buy this dime. I'm poppin and droppin and stoppin anybody in my way I'm everywhere at night, but you won't see me in the day. Let the haters hate cause I'm only 15 they be jealous cause I'm doin my thing. I'm a 10th grader spitten hotter than grown men yeah I aint no Lil Wayne but yea im goin in.

[Draken]

Poor poor bone
all he can be is a video game pimp
the only real bitches he can get are swollen up like a blimp
you know the kinda of woman that would make any guys dick go limp.

So bone dont you cry,
why cant you realize your hoes are guys,
doesnt it make you just want to die,
because that thing you are truly eatting isnt  a hair pie,

[Khachaturian]

@ Ganja

You jesus? call me the devil, your shit cold and mine is hot like an inferno,
watch it, Keep your hands off my mic bro it might burn you
Call yourself Ganja, sucking smoke like an addict?
your mom choked on me and you think you can handle it?
My name begins with B - O you jealous of my sick flow you never gonna get this mic cuz i will never let go,
so you better quit rap while you still can, my shit is nasty like a sick man, 3d like avatar and yours is 2d like a stick man,

[Nooblebob]

Call you the devil? man hell no, your always tryin to get up on my shit like your mom, you hoe. Step back before I pull my gat, triggers go blat blat all over the map. Im lyrically supreme like a whip cream dream. I smoke that puff puff pass, you're all jealous cause you don't have room to laugh. My lyrics are deadly like a viper, I'm so complicated you will never decypher.

[Khachaturian]

talk about vipers, ask your sister she'll remember mine,
dont say shit now, let me know in 10 years when you still unsigned,
pretend about the sticky icky when you get high of a teeny bitty toke off the marijuana smoke, ive supplied your dad for 10 years i aint pretending, i _know_,
you can't handle me, so ill just let renzo rape ya, chase ya like a poor man chase his paper, but wait, yea
if you say sorry ill let you go and im so happy i aint ya

[Nooblebob]

Sayin you supply my father? Dont joke man, we all know your getting choked in the back of a van. Don't speak shit when you come around here, cause you know the consequences will be very severe. I'm always strapped everywhere I go, just like my lyrical flow. I'm like a fish out of water I'll rip you a new one while I'm ducking your mother.

[Draken]

okay okay enough of this crap
both of your words are mad wack
one of you is jesus the other the devil?
yall think yall have balls
but you only have a set of pebbles
So you smoke weed and all of that,
get you some munchy's and get nice and fat.
Fat like a fatty full of the green
I smoke the stuff to keep me from being mean
Sometimes I hit a pipe or hit a bong
even once when a woman was sucking on my dong
And being so long
She started to choke and squirm
and wiggle while she sucked my worm
Oh it felt so nice i screamed out a shout
Then I shot my load into her mouth.
She spit it out like it was toxic
Its not my fault I got hot sauce on my dick

[Nooblebob]

No one wants to hear about you blowin a load, we all know your just a ducking chode. You talk shit about me being the lyrical jesus? Why dont you go watch Ramona and Beezus? You act like smoking dro is a crime, when all this time youve  been sittin on the sidelines. No wonder you can't play in the game that I've labled mine today.. Rapping on forums is something else, no wonder I've got so much duckin wealth. You all think you can step up to me but you better step down before I make you scream.

[Thorn]

You think you're Biblical bullsh!t, you're already trippin'
Jesus and the devil? Naw, just a couple kids lippin!
Go on and run home, yeah I hear your momma callin
You can't run with us, you'll just end up fallin.

The gnome-boy homeboy knows how to drop a beat,
Layin you muthaduckas down in the street
I'm just standing here anyway, laughing like a madman
Watching as the kids keep an eye out for the party van
You think that you're hot sh!t? You ain't nothing of the kind
Just a couple diarrhea stains, broken in the mind
Lyrical flow? No. I'll tell you where it go:
anywhere that you aren't, it won't be seen with you bro!

So settle on down before you get yourselves in trouble
Go on and say you're tough stuff inside your little bubble
Your mama's got your sandwich made, she cut off all the crust
You're just a little kid, and your rhymes ain't so robust
Give it a few years and lose the velcro shoes
Right now you can't do anything but fumble up and lose!

*sunglasses*

[ddunit]

You all hoppin' looking tought and shit
But you ain't nothing compard to this mefit.
Drinkin' til you drop
You hosers don't have shit to pop.

But Thorn my homeboy,
You ain't throwing some toys.
But I gotta say man, I don't know shit
I can't rap so I'll just take a sit.

[Nooblebob]

You speak like I'm a child that doesn't know how, but nigga just watch me take a bow.
I get crowds like MC hammer, and I don't give a fuck cause I rep like David Banner.
I'm a fresh flying gangsta, I rep west side, and everywhere you go you make people go blind.
Let my gat do the talkin, and get walkin, I make you walk the plank like you're a fuckin skank.
Step off the game, you ain't go no fame. Your just making yourself look lame.
I'm the lyrical savior, I rap without pen and paper.
Dark side playin, bombs breakin, people shakin, yall niggas don't know how I playin.
Goin in for the cash, take the whole damn bank. Throw the money in the boat and the whole thang sank.

[ddunit]

Your grammar's shit bro,
learn to check for them typos.

[Draken]

here we go talking about toys.
the only toys i know about about
are for women or gay boys

You think my subject matter is naughty
I think its sounds more like a party

Stay up all night
drinking and looking for a fight
punched some guy in the ribs
kicked a baby in its crib
watched it bleed onto his bib

then the babe pulled out a knife
and with a slice slice slice
off fell my nose like a micheal jackson tragedy
losing all of my dignity
wondering if this can truly be reality
while blood shoots across  the room as I sneeze

[Nooblebob]

It's a rap battle.. -.-

[PD]

Whats all this talk about the Devil and Jesus?
Biatch im holy in punjab they call me goli
And Draken what with the shit about you blowin' your load
We all now youve been hoed

mhmmm…listen to me as i drop this shit
im the master smoking the shit thats legit
motherfuckers im Gambit with ma aces knockin' you out
for a big fat golden duck just like Trout!

haha lol, thats the best i could come up with but ill be back.