Rap Battle Throwdown

[deathtaker26]

@ bone

I can't believe you give a damn
i just wanna hit you BAM
you try to rap bout english
just give up and watch your gay ass fetish
no one gives a damn bout you
you aint even public enemy number two
face it I'm number one
you all just quit it's done
I kicked your sorry asses
you are beat to the masives

[Myron]

@Deathtaker

Look at him! He's trying to rap.
Oh seriously, I never heard so much crap.
Now listen fool, this rappin isn't a game.
So stop playin dog, your just lame.

[deathtaker26]

I'm lame
your the one with the avatar of a guy with a flame
look at you with a dude inside you anyway
admin dude you are truly gay
a dick is stuck up in you butt
you would say you were gay if you had the gut
your raps are quire as you
dude your through

[SawQuart]

Death, you have a suckish name,
In bed last night your mom was kinda lame,
When I walked in the room last night,
I kinda died when I saw that sight,

Her bush was green,
I could grow a bean,
In between her breast,
She loves incest.

[Rioshima]

@ Bone- Hah not impressive not even a A+ grade but you need a few more rap sessions indeed, when you went to the studio you beggd on your knee's they gave you 20 seconds and you made there ears bleed.

@Deathtaker- You call yourself Death but your Rhyme's are like a Angel's touch, you bring thing's life instead of take life away, you claim  I sound gay but it's takes a Gay to know a gay, you must want this Black chocolate in your bed one day, I may be bisexual but I wouldn't go your way, Your the sad little puppy Looking for a Hole play in, go back to your play pin and count the days in time as your rhyme's expired at the hotel sin, that's where you got your name from a Board of pin's from a substitute Waitress Named Death taker Glen.

@JungleToe- Hey bro let me take you out for a joke, I could eat spaghetti with you and make you wait for my meat balls, came while rolling towards your mouth, but was I that drunk to go down south, I thought about it but woke from the nightmare, but I swear, you smelt like Paris Hilton down there

To sum up what's being going down today you 3 don't like any1 whose better to say, I could come back from anywhere and destroy your rhyme's but imm do like Bone and touch my self all the time oops did that also rhyme?

[deathtaker26]

@jungletoe
har har…
I see your raps won't get you too far
i wouldn't be suprised if you don't under stand a word you said
and what was that shit about screwing my mom in bed
how long you take to think of these rhymes anyway
just stop and take a walk off the highway
laugh at my name and we gonna fight
the name  shows i am pretty tight
tight like your ass getting raped
raped by your own mortal fate
face it you bout to die
for the winner is I

[Helpmeplz]

Okay, I'm black and can't rap
Sorry you have hear my crap
But cut me some slack

Woah Death,

What the heck is that crap?
You tryin' to rap, you deserved to be slapped.
I'll silence you, beast.
Wan't a piece?
No. Get back on your leash.

Your rhymes are so silly.
They might even have to rename ya, Billy.
Man, Death get out of this thread.
Go drop dead Fred.

[Chakkra]

Oh shit i wanna enter this battle
My rhymes are so fly, I make your body rattle
You all so bad at dissin each other
Where'd you get yo rhymes your stupid ass mother?

[Rioshima]

Oh no it's the fake arss Pimp,
I mean fake arss Prince,

he's trying to diss on some1 when he can't even take a private piss,
People chasing after him just to see he's a fake, probably a white boy trying to rap behind the drapes
The beat goes thumb to thumb and bump to bump flip over the track and mom's on the title banged in the rump

Let's go Anime on here and let's grab some Queer, and watch him flirt with this Prince as he YELL OVER 9000'S QUEERS

[deathtaker26]

HA this is child's play
I can do this all day
your rhymes make no sense
Some one needs to lock this shit up with an electric fence
whats your deal anyway
stop being so gay
fred, billy?
that shit aint make no sence you prick-o-willy
silly is crap to start with
now die you stuck up son of B1TcH

[SawQuart]

Death, say what you want,
Your using a tiny small font,

Its as small as your mom's clit,
She called her pussy a mit,

She sucked my cock at 10,
Same with the other 5 men,

If you still want more,
First tell your mom she's a whore.

[Chakkra]

I may be white but who the hell are you?
You jealous of my name, you a pansy foo
8 whole posts, woah your a big man
take it from the prince, your rap needs more plan

Tryin to diss me but can't even rhyme
Sorry little nukka but I aint got the time.

[Khachaturian]

@ Death:

You're public enemy number for what? Child molestation?
Let me get this straight, you telling me my raps suck?
When you're the one on probation, and i'm still pushing a hundred bucks,
And I know your family isn't doing so good,
Last time I saw your brother he was selling himself, doing the suck suck,
And I'm sorry about what happened with your mom, your dad and their marraige,
I saw a homeless man the other day, pushing a shopping cart, turned out to be your mom pushing a baby carriage

@ Rioshima:

C'mon bro we know you watch too much porn its getting to your head,
You leave your matress so wet it could be a waterbed
Just don't look under it, or you'll find all the used condoms,
That me and your mom used, when we got it on,
And enough with the gay stuff, I was joking okay, quit?
You're taking it so personal im wondering if.. oh wait. shit!
And yeah you're raps should rhyme, but i'll cut you slack if you're retarded,
Cuz you see this one time, I donkey punched your mom a bit too hard..

[Rioshima]

HA this is child's play
I can do this all day
your rhymes make no sense
Some one needs to lock this shit up with an electric fence

(remix)

Ha this is grown up's play
I can rap all day
Your rhymes were old yesterday
Some1 needs to Open this shit up before it get's tense

Oh wait did i forget something or are you just drumming,
Like the little drummer boy lookin for a moment, to have all alone, I cought You have incest phone sex yesterday at home. Paying 500 per minute now that's just desperate this guy need's a Aspirin before he loses his mind, But who knows if this true it'd be a hell of a scold if i weren't lying

[SawQuart]

Rioshima, your an idiot. Word.

[Helpmeplz]

@Deathtaker26:

> HA this is child's play
> I can do this all day
> your rhymes make no sense
> Some one needs to lock this shit up with an electric fence
> whats your deal anyway
> stop being so gay
> fred, billy?
> that shit aint make no sence you prick-o-willy
> silly is crap to start with
> now die you stuck up son of B1TcH
> 

Death,

U MAD?
Well thats sad
Posting cats is so cliche
You think we want you here all day?
We're the predators and your the prey
Go away

[deathtaker26]

stop messing
that gunned up cat was a blessing
you can't beat that shit
now stop before you really get me pissed
why you peeps always go for the mom crap
i know cause you cant make a fill for a rap
just stop before this thread becomes dead
im getting real fed
I'll kick all your fat programmer asses
cause i'm like that on top of all the wealth classes

chaching chaching
thats me spending my cash on useless thing
buy new rings
so i can punch you in the nuts with bling bling

[Khachaturian]

@ Death: Half your shit don't rhyme, I ain't lying,
You're recycling rhymes and lines like I recycle dimes of old english,
And you remind me of Mos Def, cuz you're really the most deaf, I said some shit to you and you ain't replied yet,
Your verses pieced together, like you copy and pasted,
More like copy and wasted your shit is a disgrace, man
Better luck buying a lottery ticket, then trying to make it rich,
Writing that garbage all garbled like a 4th grade kid
Switch it up a bit, it's starting to smell, look
Your rhymes are so simple you could write a Dr Seuss book

[SawQuart]

Death, the only thing shiny is your moob,
And no, I dont want your masturbating lube.

Death, wanna talk bout your dad?
What he did to ya last night was sad,

When he entered yo ass,
He scream out with sas.

I aint a programmer dawg,
On HnH I just cut a log,

Ill woop your ass anyday,
Thats all I wanna say.

[Rioshima]

@Deathtaker26:

> stop messing
> that gunned up cat was a blessing
> you can't beat that shit
> now stop before you really get me pissed
> why you peeps always go for the mom crap
> I know cause you cant make a fill for a rap
> just stop before this thread becomes dead
> im getting real fed
> I'll kick all your fat programmer asses
> cause I'm like that on top of all the wealth classes
>
> chaching chaching
> thats me spending my cash on useless thing
> buy new rings
> so I can punch you in the nuts with bling bling

OMG NO!! WAY!!
not the nut's
I knew this guy was kinda silly with a cat in his butt,
It's screaming and screeching clawing and crying, but he's just dying from the pleasure he's receiving,

I think some1's weakened, and we gonna pretend that you actually had a chance to win a rap on thursday, today's trash day I'll deliver you to the dumpster, but who the HELL LET OUT THIS PATHETIC RAPPIN MONSTER,
From Sesame street, you always beat your meat, when Ms. Piggy said Carmen the frog you should kiss me.

@Bone- the Legend Shall i call you a legend your like a story of maybe a Fable, rubb you on tree Bark and i could Make a Label , a title to remember the tree Bone that barked, he barked too much and got left in the dark, so out of the blue he came swimming alone, he was like ET in mid Air trying to phone home, Cmon bone let's go out for a Dance it's a BBoy black kid you won't stand a chance,
I'll do the Jabawakee on your ass and leaving in which place last, I'll rip out your Tonsil's and wipe my ass, So you should just Shut up while im letting your Pathetic rhyme's Pass

[Robin]

The rhyming in this thread is terrifically horrifying,
so I think I should go around and do a fine spot of falsifying.
Some of this twaddle doesn't even make sense,
if you decided to go on tour with this nonsense I wouldn't spare you 50 pence.

You people need to read the 'sick lyrics' of someone who's actually articulated,
and realise that there was absolutely no need for you to even have participated.
You honestly believe that you can stand up against me in this War of Words?
When it comes to the English language, it's safe to say I'm the King of the Nerds.

If you really want to fight with me, get ready for a verbal berating,
I'm up for it if you're willing to try,
so feel free to reply,
I'll be right here waiting.

[deathtaker26]

@ bone
what you say don't even rhyme
if only for every bad rap i got a dime
id be swimming in cash
wait i already am its like theres change poring from my a$$
you all suck dick
and all deserve a good flick
get off the comp and walk away
you are all REALY GAY!

[Mulkaar]

Ho ho ho,
What a fellow,
That Prince Vegata sounds all mellow,
All these americans left right and center,
With no knowledge of imabic pentameter,
All this chatter or Will the great,
I think you all should start a clean slate,
Grab that knife and start to slit,
And stop the talk about this clit,
You sly americans can only start to dream,
About filling my mother with all that cream,
We british are a lovely folk,
Down in Brighton we'll have a soak,
Up in Oxford for the rowing,
Back to grannas for some sewing,
Down the garden for some croquet,
Got a butler who's name is Horhay (Spanish name not real spelling.)
He'll serve us crumpets,
Serve us scones,
Serve us Strawberries and cream with some sugar in those lovely china bowls with the tropical birds on the outside, they look a bit crap but are actually priceless,
My tea is warm and spiceless,
Ye you maybe thinking I've lost the plot,
But big big up to the English lot.

My best try.

[Marsh]

you homo posers are all monkeys so imma call you bi-curious George.

Im the mother fucking prodigal son the dominant one. You think im afraid? i pull butterfly knives you still play with bey blades last time you got laid you got aids i still school you even though i got bad grades. You think this is hard? i can write this shit high! i party more on a weekend then you do on the 4th of july i just owned you in a blink of an eye you on the brink of shouting a rallying cry to beat me you need hella more im arming myself with instruments of war your banging immigrants and whores. Really though battling you guys is a joke you read my rhymes i watch you choke though that may have been to the lethal dose of poison oak tricklin down your throat.

This shit is to long i have to split it into another paragraph your going to get slayed by my second half get cleaned up by maintenance staff. Your lucky that i dont have tons of time to kick another another rhyme in half of the time.

[SawQuart]

So many newb trippin,
They think they rippin,

I see you and frown,
You guys look like clown,

One look and I laugh,
All yo words are a gaff.