PD Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 The cake's a lieNow you want me to take some shitty pie?Well duck it!Thorns aint shitfemale dog!Im the deadly green beastFrom the ducking middle eastWatch it or you'll be deceasedYour gonna roast me?I'll ducking toast ya'llIm skilled as Brett LeeHitting the ballFor a ducking 6!This is a great way for the community to get closer :PStupid word filter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorn Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Bone seems to know what you gotta do to runalong with the big dogs, he should, he is oneYou other little kids can just go sit downThere ain't no room for you while we running this town.I AM a Thorn, motherfucker, drawing blood without blinkin'Stabbing these posers, what the hell they thinkin?They try to run with us? Yeah they gonna get stabbedWe busting fresh rhymes, they posting shit they grabbed.Of all the people here hardly any have the flowPlenty of 'em think they do, it only goes to showBeing imbued with attitude does not make the dudea shrewd little bitch, it just get's you subduedAnybody have a sippy cup? I think they lost theirsThrew it on the ground while they rapping from high chairs!The fuhrer was a dumb shit, the war was almost wonEven you could not have fucked it, he was the only onewho could mess things up in a way so severepity- we would have brought the world German beerHe was polish anyway, learn your history sonwhen we produce a leader he will be the real oneRolling over the globe, like a aryan tidal waveBetter join with us now, 'fore you wind up a slave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted August 26, 2010 Author Share Posted August 26, 2010 If were talking nazis here all hail to the fuhrer, your rhymes are wack better plead your case to the juror. My rhymes are impressive spit so ill your likely to get obsessive sorry if i hurt your feelings but i rap agressive spit nothing but fire true vet all the rest of you aspire i know i inspire but please try to get some better rhymes, perhaps use some satire?Whats with a few of you guys spiitting these short rhymes? theres no limit this isnt half time, shits so weak its like im reading fucking nursary rhymes. Ba ba black sheep have you any wool? maybe if you were black some of your raps would have some pull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 @BoneSadly my friend, you and failed don't follow up,Til you learn to type, you're just a pup.As for my city bro,I don't know.Never was much basketball down here.Only a bunch of deer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minilinkki Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 YO ott!i can rap perketly!I dunt hav ani spell proplmems!or do i hav mommems?i' m amerika. amerika fuuk yea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 @Seaking:> YO ott!> I can rap perketly!> I dunt hav ani spell proplmems!> or do I hav mommems?> I' m amerika. amerika fuuk yea.Oh fuck no, we just lost. :[ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PD Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 @DDunit:> @Seaking:> > > YO ott!> > I can rap perketly!> > I dunt hav ani spell proplmems!> > or do I hav mommems?> > I' m amerika. amerika fuuk yea.> > Oh fu no, we just lost. :[lmao :PBa ba black sheep have you any wool?Ha you want nursery rhymes?Well have thisHumpty Dumpty sat on a wall,Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.All the king's horses and all the king's menCouldn't put Humpty together againlol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorn Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Classical American, stumbling aroundmessing with things when they don't know what's going down!Never really changed, has it? Always rolled near blindStruck a war up with Canada and lost, that one timeSabre-rattling fools, hungry for conflictCanucks burned the white house, you almost lost itOr what's this shit in the East? Ain't no WMDGet your asses out now, before the Arabs seethat you're a bigger threat now than you ever were beforeMake em focus on you until they break down your doorYou thought they hated you earlier? Naw, just a small groupMost of 'em fighting over a few scraps of soupUntil you losers showed up, as a common enemyUnited the tribes, with an act of blasphemy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 What is that you all got against my short raps.You really consider my rap nursary shit on a letter.If you rap like you, you won't get any better!Talking big about our raps being short.Man, use those excuses at the Court.Alas my friend, I could give a damn about German History.How your country was stupid enough to listen to this man, is still a mystery.Talking about Thorns like they are your dick.Damnit you Nazi, you make me sick!Why don't you go take a Gas shower, because when your dead.I'm rising in Power.You both are rappin the little shit here, talking about cities and deers!?What the fuck man? Were rapping here!Get your ass out of here, I'm the only one trying.I might be the only who can swing, so shut up you lowlifes.I'm the king! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 well i guess its time for me to jump back inseeing the marshmellow and all of my friendssmokeing some herbage in a mercadies benzTeasing the shorties by throwing out cashsmoke the weed till its nothing but ashthen slap them on their pretty little assSo they say I'm hung like a babyYes its trueits 10lbs 18 inches maybewhat about you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted August 26, 2010 Author Share Posted August 26, 2010 Here comes marsh once again with the verbal holocaust, i think its pretty clear whos the boss. I cant be stopped fight me get your as popped and dropped like a sack of bricks. I spit this shit quick better then slick rick while your trying to impressive people with your silly as card tricks.\shit was going to do more but g2g/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 My friend, it's called a mercedes, if I recall correctly.I suggest you shut it before you trip if you can't rap properly.My hesitant rhymes won't win shitBut they'll sure be there to be there as a treat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorn Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Your rhyme meter is off, you sentences vary sonYou think that ours is bad? It take one to know oneI shower every morning, I bathe in mustard gasYou know what I have for cereal? Ground bits of glass.I do things that would kill you as a part of my routineSpitting rhymes is one of 'em, as you have already seenI ain't breaking a sweat, while you're all over the placeYou can barely get a sentence out, your reputation is defacedYou ain't one to talk, you people voted in Bushwe were in an economic toilet, and we needed a push.Adolf got things running, credit where it's dueBush torpedoed your economy and screwed your schools tooTake a look into the mirror some time, and you'll seeseven million dead faces, all IraqiThey died by your hands you war-hungry aggressors9/11 killed what, 3 thousand? Now you're the oppressorsIt's not payback, they don't hate your way of lifeThey hate they way you're fucking them, of course they'll pull a knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PD Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 You flow like a blowin' hoeO brother! whoa whoa whoaThy art aint shitImma master like Leonardo da VinciAnd Mona Lisa's my bitchThink you can beat me?Then youve surely been misledbiatch i can raise the deadNow lets see you handle my egyptian decree!Im the pharaoh of this worldWhen we met, my heart twirledBut i defeated Mother nature's armywith my fucking harmony!Now die from reading this shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myron Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 I never said my rhymes were perfect, you assume.Now shut up you woman and put on your parfume.You daily eat glass for cereal? Damn that stinks.It smells like bullshit, stop lying fool.If you weren't so stupid as a rock, you would have gone to school.I don't care what you say about Bush, he's old.Old and a idiot, he followed Hitler's example.I've heard of a Smart making potion.You should try a sample.I'm not an America, they are fat and lazy.Just like your Mom and Dad, or did I just turn Crazy?I told you before, blind fool. I'm Dutch, proud to be.Before you Sleeves invaded our country, we were free.You bombed one of our city's, just because you were weak.Weak to take us on on the ground.No matter, this time I'll be the one to keep the count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12it123 Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Thorns cause little damage, Try a knife.Don't get mad, Just change your way of life.Don't live your life in strife, I'm giving you advice.Don't be as soft as marsh mellow. Expect a cello. Preparing for your funeral.I'l be glad to help you reach god quicker. You're rhymes make me snicker, bust a lung laughing.See I'm not a bad man, I just wont hesitate to give you a shorter life span.The nerve of some of you, You getting served and don't even realise it.They should make it illegal to rap without a permit.Eliminate the waste your all misplaced.The day care is that way!Just call me Shakespeare I bring fear in the eyes of your white queers.Ahead of my time, boy do I wish you were a mime.This is a part time, and I'm way into my prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdogthedog Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Ugh you guys can't rapyou just try to be cool.Think your all smart and got the rhymesbut your very wrong you see.like those who think your smarter then me.so i'll throw down a few linesto put my imput in.but you see, i don't need to make a big postto show that i'm in.now all you posers that thinkyou can take us on.we'll tear you upand spit you back out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PD Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Hitler aint shitHe died from licking his wife's clitThe Luftwaffe got raped by the RAF, haha bitchSpitfires flying over GermanyEngines roaring in harmonyNow lets turn our attention over to AmericaAmerica your notting but a fatass thugSorry ass presidentmhmm…thats all i could come up with, be back later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Gonna pick this contest up, like Atlas,Don't get the picture? Let me spell it out for your fat ass..B for the bullshit, silly rappers spit,O for the oh my god did Thorn really say that shit?N for the nigg- no wait, I ain't a racist,E for everybody who is about to witness,Lyrical slaughter call it mcdonalds,Mindless cows should've been smarter,I knock fake rappers over, like cows and dominoes,I go so hard, don't ask me how, cuz I don't know,I knock hoes up, since was two years old, matter a fact,Got y'all wondering, is that Bone guy really my dad??Rip you up like Jack the Ripper or a cougar,Kill you in your sleep, son you can call me Fredd Kreuger,Stop talking bout girls, you only get guys like Eclipse,You could be Williams twin, you both look like ugly chicks, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12it123 Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Yo kids, Shouldn't you be napping?Not rapping.I got no remorse, I make your wife file a divorce.TPuppy, Is nothing but a small guppy.Fish meat is neat, to eat but not to compete. With me.A talented MC, That you'll never be. I'll have you down on your knees.Flea infested mutts make me sick. Give you a kick and end up with a walking stick.Smash your dick with a brick, I react quick.Takes all the clit for myself and leave you nothing to lick.Cause' when I'm on the mic I'm similar to a dynamite.A dog can bite but it can't put up a fight.Better run for your life cause somebody's gonna die tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rioshima Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 A For addictive because that's all im seeingB is for Believer that's all you lamer's being, Ballers, faker's Disaster maker'sC is for cunt that what you say your getting, but from your last experience you lost virginity cryingD I haven't thought but for you guys is dying, so why keep trying if you ain't Black,stop replyingE Is for entertain becuzz that's what im doing, If you spitting flames, then why is it Water your spewingF is for fortune because you all are less fortunate to be climbing to the top without a reputationG is for game, but all I see is Lamer's Fake arss Gamer's with Valuble tamer's, Time check Your developersH is for Hoe, but you all lost the favor, But i'll say F the police like flava FlavorI is for Instigate because that's what I be reviving, When I pop up in the crowd you contestant's better be scatterinJ is for Joke but I don't wann poke or Point the puns and Pussy Player's JokesK is for kill because that's what im doing, If you don't got the time then just talk about screwingL is for Lonely, because that's what We all appear to be, on a forums makin rap battles back to back funnyM for mother, you slack slick sappy super slank muther F's been at this rap game since my first breatheN my Nigg, the nutron like Jimmy, The cranium is bulging from all brain your girl's had given meO is for Opportunity I love the chance, But i just had to hop on the 1st place stand, when I saw how weak all you guy's were spittin all i could say was Man!P is for prune's becuz all you silly wet between the ear guy's will just dry up like grapes, and i'll Hang your corpses ontop of my drapes 1 by 1 and Sign your fate like Drake now let's continue this Game before some1 Get's rapedQ Quarantine this field because my Life is wild, Im just a… spectator trying to be the terminator but once again masterbaitor and still a friend traitorR is respect Now i think we have it, but if you do not have it, it's chance to earn it, but would you earn, if you only learnt it, in the 1st or 2nd Grade instead of getting BJ's from your teacher's, and PBJ's for lunch from your mother'sS is for satified which I am not, because i could go on and on but it's cold and my nose is filled with snot, 17 year old who knows about a G spot but is that normal for a guy My grandma say its not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathtaker26 Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 It…you don't rap worth a shitI'll show you up anydayyou sound bad as the frayyour rap fills me with sarrowso I'll just have to kill you tomorrowOnly you would think meat is neatso face it I have you beatlearn to give upbefore you get shown-uplearn and watchlog off now BIATCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rioshima Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Yes log off for the day, say you have beat anyway, How bout you laydown anywayCross cross backwards updown and out, rapping on and on is what a flow's all aboutBut I bet you don't understand what's being put into the lyrics im sayingIm not just playin Im the sand man just waiting payin,attention to everytime you take a piss, catch your defenses lowerd choke you to death like a gagged whore,and Make sure your Family wouldn't miss you not a day, I'll Put a Geek in your place, nothing will change about your life because it was all a disgrace.So face the fact's about dobting a wrapper like me I've been on that lolipop for for as long as it could see, ive become darker then a hershey's bar, sweeter then a Crunch, and I'll Annihilate and devour your wordy Poems for lunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathtaker26 Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 tch what are you a poetHA you call that rap that shit is outa of a closetdon't try out rap meor I'll bang you mom giggity giggitydon't get me started with this shitI'll go hardcore on you short bitI have one thing to say,and it will your raps sound gay.your rhymes make me cryI read them to my dog and it just diedI L O L at how you think up this crapbut I think we can say that YOU CAN'T RAPWHAT? WHAT?!IN THE BUTTyou just got ducked up the ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 @ RioshimaSorry bro, your shit don't make sense,Structure it better, how bout in sentences?Sounds like - you - no - comprendes el ingles,Queres hablar en otro idioma? Porque no el frances,You sound like Jackie Chan, minus the ESL,You probably never passed an english class, I - can - Tell,English ain't my first language, yet I - can - speak,Your's might too … on A F V _(Americas funniest home videos)_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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