NullSkillVoid Posted September 9, 2010 Author Share Posted September 9, 2010 I just got my first GF irl, and was wondering if anyone had any tips? (No sex tips, were 14 :rolleyes:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCream Tuesday Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 @NullSkillVoid:> I just got my first GF irl, and was wondering if anyone had any tips? (No sex tips, were 14 :rolleyes:)uhm.. Firstly.. If you wanna keep her as a GF.. don't refer to her as your first GF IRL..And about sex.. my friends little cousin had sex a day before he turned 14.as well as I lost it at 14 as well.Tip.. She is ALWAYS right.But.. Friends last longer then girl friends. SOOO.. don't abandon your friends for her.. but keep in mind, you need to spend time with her instead of the boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 @NullSkillVoid:> No sex tips, were 14>_>It's practically unheard of to be a virgin past 16 here.Don't set your heart on the relationship. You're 14\. You'll sit around drinking vodka in the park for a few weeks, have awkward drunken sex, then she'll go date whoever's got the latest pokémon game in the playground.You'll go through a hell of a lot of relationships before you're ready for a mature relationship. It'll come with time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowchris Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 @Robin:> @NullSkillVoid:> > > No sex tips, were 14> > >_>> > around drinking vodka in the park for a few weeks, have awkward drunken sex, then she'll go date whoever's got the latest pokémon game in the playground.;D That goes in my sig XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Protip:Give me her number.nah, jkstick in the pooper ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 seriously dood, be yourself. That's the best advice to ever go by. If she don't like you for who you are then tough titties. That means she has to be ok with you farting, shitting, and all the other nasty stuff we boys are know for doing ;)I agree with Robin, yer 14\. This aint likely its gonna be the one, but you never know. So don't burn any bridges. (There's always gators in the water below) :lipsrsealed:Finally, just play it cool. Like I said, be yourself, and don't take shit fast. Thanks how babies are born. Haha, not that there's anything wrong with making babies but I bet you're not about to go buy Huggies aside from your grandmother's. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 @Robin:> It's practically unheard of to be a virgin past 16 here.Justin Bieber would have problems there ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adulese Games Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 So you're 14 and you just hooked up with a girl. Well, about time. jkAnyway, yeah. No offense but most tween relationships don't go more than a month or so tops. Mostly because little tween girls are idiot bimbos and most tween guys are to obsessed with their newly found sex drive to care what the girl thinks (if she does think). So my advice: do your best and listen to your girl, but if it ends make sure to give Renzo her number. ;D- Adulese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 ITT: Tom and Anna getting married.Regards, Stephan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icie Juicy Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE TELL HER ABOUT ECLIPSE OR YOUR GAMING OBSESSIONS…She may be your girl but Eclipse is your mistress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 tl;dr: Anna and Tom got married.Regards, Stephan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helpmeplz Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 @Stephan:> ITT: Tom and Anna getting married.> > Regards,> Stephan.Lolwut. Btw whats the point of these threads xP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavos Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Why are you asking for tips? Just be your self dood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NullSkillVoid Posted September 9, 2010 Author Share Posted September 9, 2010 @Black★Gold:> @Stephan:> > > ITT: Tom and Anna getting married.> > > > Regards,> > Stephan.> > Lolwut. Btw whats the point of these threads xPI thought it would be useful. But I learned my lesson fast. :lipsrsealed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulkaar Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 @Robin:> @NullSkillVoid:> > > No sex tips, were 14> > >_>> > It's practically unheard of to be a virgin past 16 here.> > Don't set your heart on the relationship. You're 14\. You'll sit around drinking vodka in the park for a few weeks, have awkward drunken sex, then she'll go date whoever's got the latest pokémon game in the playground.> > You'll go through a hell of a lot of relationships before you're ready for a mature relationship. It'll come with time.The perfect summary of teenagers in Kent.Either beat her so she is too scared to run away from you/tell on you or blackmail her to stay with you. THat's my way of getting girls to stick with me… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icie Juicy Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Shave that bad 14 year old patchy mustache you pride yourself on. Trust me, it's not good, the ladies don't dig it. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kusy Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Prtotip: don't ask for advice on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Brotip: be bald.Regards, Stephan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Protip: Pretend to be someone you're not, because you're going to get your arse handed to you if you act like you do on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulkaar Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 @Robin:> Protip: Pretend to be someone you're not, because you're going to get your arse handed to you if you act like you do on here.;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinjiru Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Get a job, girls are expensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kender the great Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Protip: cup a feel, don't jump straight in to they pink meat. You being 14, and just now having your first girl friend expedience, it won't last long. Never does. But this one won't make your world shit. If she dumps your ass and you're sad, find a new bitch and move on. The words of my grandpa "pussy is pussy, no matter which way you turn it, you can still fuck it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antho3000 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 @Kinjiru:> Get a job, girls are expensivelol, qft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Okay first off best Advice to any manLick it before you stick it!they love it :PI remember my first G/f hell she still comes and visits from time to time… Oh how I love my right hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheatking Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 This thread saddens me, 17, never had a GF. Oh well :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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