Thorn Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Old picture is old.![](http://www.freemmorpgmaker.com/files/imagehost/pics/103dc1680e97c7b241860f96cb1e0b6c.jpg) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kool_dude4ever Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 this topic is no longer funny or ever were -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 ![](http://www.kuvaton.com/kuvei/lallislaa.jpg)>! ![](http://stuwho.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/jesus-motivational.jpg)>! ![](http://everseradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/cthulhu1.jpg)>! ![](http://drippet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/losthugolibby.jpg)>! ![](http://cdn.lolboom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/MkHSt.png) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 That how to train your dragon one was awesome :Pyou wtf you lose?![](http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/1115/warc.jpg) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furtzown Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 omg rolf i lost at the first picture XD hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kool_dude4ever Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 >! ![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zNG4nSHEnzI/Sb-syr5vFoI/AAAAAAAACVM/tQlI2a-LQ_U/s400/obama-middle-finger-01.jpg)>! ![](http://www.icseguess.com/uploads/images/funny-picture-1475818506.jpg)>! ![](http://www.imagesarena.com/ImageArena/More/Funny/FunnyScraps3.jpg)>! ![](http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/m/G/2/obama-46-virgin.jpg)>! ![](http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:9Est7jQAZ5mLPM:http://www.gwwebs.com/Ashley/images/Funny%20Cat%20Photo171.jpg&t=1)>! ![](http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/fail.jpg)>! ![](http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2009/02/funny-pictures-cat-wants-you-to-cater-to-his-whims.jpg)>! ![](http://movies.plsthx.com/pictures/weird_eyes.jpg)>! ![](http://www.lollibrary.com/gallery/d/1984-1/fronds_1.jpg) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kool_dude4ever Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 ![](http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll176/yescomm/sf/sf011.jpg) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kool_dude4ever Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 @n/a:> >! ![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zNG4nSHEnzI/Sb-syr5vFoI/AAAAAAAACVM/tQlI2a-LQ_U/s400/obama-middle-finger-01.jpg)> >! ![](http://www.icseguess.com/uploads/images/funny-picture-1475818506.jpg)> >! ![](http://www.imagesarena.com/ImageArena/More/Funny/FunnyScraps3.jpg)> >! ![](http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/m/G/2/obama-46-virgin.jpg)> >! ![](http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:9Est7jQAZ5mLPM:http://www.gwwebs.com/Ashley/images/Funny%20Cat%20Photo171.jpg&t=1)> >! ![](http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/fail.jpg)> >! ![](http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2009/02/funny-pictures-cat-wants-you-to-cater-to-his-whims.jpg)> >! ![](http://movies.plsthx.com/pictures/weird_eyes.jpg)> >! ![](http://www.lollibrary.com/gallery/d/1984-1/fronds_1.jpg)ok, i lost to myself, because its just tooo funny XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 ![](http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v188/185/103/561365464/n561365464_934927_4748.jpg) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kool_dude4ever Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 @Marsh:> ![](http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v188/185/103/561365464/n561365464_934927_4748.jpg)lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Nice one Marsh. :)I also liked FRONDS for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrNova Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 n/a, dont quote yourself after one post and put everything back up again. whats the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinjiru Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 It hilarious when stupid people try to comprehend the internethttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=128IR21ZQa0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrNova Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Are you calling me stupid… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 @DrNova:> Are you calling me stupid…Well, you did shave that dwarven beard of yours… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinjiru Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 @DrNova:> Are you calling me stupid…no, just a video posting fail, the video should work now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 @Kinjiru:> It hilarious when stupid people try to comprehend the internet> **video**Bwahaha, I found the woman saying she was tracking doing anonymous people on the internet sooo retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentGamer Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 ![](http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9347/imageaxds.jpg) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 >! Zombie #1: BRAAAAIIINS…>! Victim: AAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!>! Zombie #1: BRAAAAIIINS!>! Zombie #2: Mark.>! Zombie #1: Shhh, I'm trying to stay focused here. BRRAAAAIINNNS!!>! Zombie #2: Mark that guy is getting away from us, like, really easily.>! Zombie #1: Dude I know. Who would've thought a middle-aged used car salesman could suddenly turn into frickin' Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt when he was alive, I mean. Zombie Usain Bolt is slower than me somehow.>! Zombie #2: But that guy's just... he's just walking briskly.>! Zombie #1: I know! It's like, where's the fire, asshole? I mean, there's fires all over the place, but you know what I mean. *Sigh* C'est la vie. We'll get the next one.>! Zombie #2: Mark, I've been thinking.>! Zombie #1: How? Your head's barely on.>! Zombie #2: Still. I have an idea.>! Zombie #1: Try me. BRRAAAAIINNNS!!!!>! Zombie #2: Can you stop doing that first?>! Zombie #1: ...>! Zombie #2: ...Thank y->! Zombie #1: Brains.>! Zombie #2: ...Thanks. OK, now this is gonna sound a little 'crazy'->! Zombie #1: You wanna go halfsies on that dead dog over there?>! Zombie #2: No. I was gonna say, why don't we just... run.>! Zombie #1: Say whaa?>! Zombie #2: Run. Running. Our legs, moving faster than they currently are.>! Zombie #1: That's ridiculous. We're zombies. We shamble. Shambling is our thing. We shamble, and then we swarm.>! Zombie #2: First of all, there are two of us. But also why?>! Zombie #1: Why? Why is the sky blue? Why is the marrow inside a human femur the most delicious thing on Earth? Nobody knows these things.>! Zombie #2: I just think we should try it, is all.>! Zombie #1: Yeah, well, I don't like where what's left of your head is at.>! Zombie #2: You know where I'd like my head to be at, Mark? Buried cheek deep in the arm meat of a fat lady who's all mine because I chased her down myself. I'm sick and tired of splitting meals with our friends. There's too much jockeying for position, and everyone we hang out with smells, just, the worst.>! Zombie #1: Really? I miss my nose. Anyway what you're suggesting is preposterous. Speed is our primary weakness, and always has been. It's like if sunlight suddenly started making vampires glisten instead of die.>! Zombie #2: Look, I don't care anymore. I'm hungry. And I'm doin' it.>! Zombie #1: Fine, but don't come moaning to me when your undead leg bones disintegrate before you've made it ten steps.>! Zombie #2: Shut up. That is not going to happen. (Exhales slowly.) I can do this.>! Zombie #1: Should I fire a gun into the air or something?>! Zombie #2: That's stupid. We can't... can we use guns?>! Zombie #1: I dunno. Never tried.>! Zombie #2: ...OK we'll come back to that. Anyway, here goes.>! (Zombie #2 takes off running, and stops successfully after a short distance.)>! Zombie #2: Holy shit.>! Zombie #1: Holy shit!>! Zombie #2: I mean DID YOU SEE THAT!?>! Zombie #1: I DID! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!?>! Zombie #2: I can't really hear you, Mark. Why don't you run over here and tell me?>! Zombie #1: You know what? I fuckin' will!>! (Zombie #1 starts to run, but his undead leg bones disintegrate before he makes it ten steps.)>! Zombie #1: AAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!>! Zombie #2: Oh my zombie god. Are you OK, buddy? Can you walk? What do you need?>! Zombie #1: CAAAAAANES!!![](http://www.brainlesstales.com/images/2007/May/lose-weight.jpg)![](http://main.makeuseoflimited.netdna-cdn.com/tech-fun/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/biblesoftwarelicence.png)![](http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_138/Funny_Pictures_13821.jpg)>! 1) Tim Vine "I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.">! 2) David Gibson "I'm currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone.">! 3) Emo Philips "I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them.">! 4) Jack Whitehall "I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid.">! 5) Gary Delaney "As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.">! 6) John Bishop "Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day.">! 7) Bo Burnham "What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.">! 8) Gary Delaney "Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted.">! 9) Robert White "For Vanessa Feltz, life is like a box of chocolates: Empty.">! 10) Gareth Richards "Wooden spoons are great. You can either use them to prepare food. Or, if you can't be bothered with that, just write a number on one and walk into a pub…>! Dear Citizens of America,>! In view of your failure to elect a competent President and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.>! Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy), as from Monday next.>! Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.>! To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:>! 1\. You should look up “revocation†in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up “aluminium,†and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.>! 2\. The letter ‘U’ will be reinstated in words such as ‘colour’, ‘favour’ and ‘neighbour.’ Likewise, you will learn to spell ‘doughnut’ without skipping half the letters, and the suffix “ize†will be replaced by the suffix “ise.â€Â>! 3\. You will learn that the suffix ‘burgh’ is pronounced ‘burra’; you may elect to spell Pittsburgh as ‘Pittsberg’ if you find you simply can’t cope with correct pronunciation.>! 4\. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels (look up “vocabularyâ€Â). Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as “like†and “you know†is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.>! 5\. There is no such thing as “US English.†We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter ‘u’ and the elimination of “-ize.â€Â>! 6\. You will relearn your original national anthem, “God Save The Queenâ€Â,but only after fully carrying out Task #1 (see above).>! 7\. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. November 2nd willbe a new national holiday, but to be celebrated only in England. It will be called “Come-Uppance Day.â€Â>! 8\. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you’re not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you’re not grown up enough to handle a gun.>! 9\. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.>! 10\. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.>! 11\. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric immediately and without the benefit of conversion tables… Both roundabouts and metrification will help you understand the British sense of humour.>! 12\. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling “gasolineâ€Â) – roughly $8/US per gallon. Get used to it.>! 13\. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call french fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called “crisps.†Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with malt vinegar.>! 14\. Waiters and waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.>! 15\. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as “beer,†and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as “Lager.†American brands will be referred to as “Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine,†so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.>! 16\. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors as English characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in “Four Weddings and a Funeral†was an experience akin to having one’s ear removed with a cheese grater.>! 17\. You will cease playing American “football.†There is only one kind of proper football; you call it “soccerâ€Â. Those of you brave enough, in time, will be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American “footballâ€Â, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like abunch of Jessies – English slang for “Big Girls Blouseâ€Â).>! 18\. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the “World Series†for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable and forgiven.>! 19\. You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad.>! 20\. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due, backdated to 1776.>! Thank you for your co-operation.John Cleese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdogthedog Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 i'll just leave this here….http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frQ3LvbQ0AE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 ![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0mth8cdw_ZE/SwHOE8YpUrI/AAAAAAAAAHg/8bOGSTqIUNk/s1600/josh+sam+switchblad+collage.jpg) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinjiru Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsjqYjqM6K0&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dash Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Guaranteed laugh for anyone who's watched Bleach:>! ![](http://i53.tinypic.com/bg3erc.gif)**LMAO** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCream Tuesday Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 @Dash:> Guaranteed laugh for anyone who's watched Bleach:> > >! ![](http://i53.tinypic.com/bg3erc.gif)> > **LMAO**I've watched every episode.. and i didn't laugh at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dash Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 @[Pie:> ICT link=topic=39055.msg695996#msg695996 date=1285548938]> @Dash:> > > Guaranteed laugh for anyone who's watched Bleach:> > > > >! ![](http://i53.tinypic.com/bg3erc.gif)> > > > **LMAO**> > I've watched every episode.. and I didn't laugh at all.That's too bad, the idea of 2 bad azzes from the show dancing to Single Ladies (a chick dance) is just hilarious to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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