Robin Posted July 29, 2009 Author Share Posted July 29, 2009 I'm sitting on the floor,Looking at the world through a picture window.I see a pretty girl, she walking by I decide to follow.I run out through the door,Couldn't wait no more tap her on the shoulder.She is pretty and she talks to me,I wish she was older.(Chorus)She'll be 13 in May, (Statutory Rape)She'll be my girl someday, (Statutory Rape)Her dad said stay away, (Statutory Rape)I know it not o.k., its not o.k.I took her to my frat party,And i got her drunk,And i slipped her roofies.She started talking loud, taking off her clothes and acting goofy.She was looking hot.Couldn't help myself, so I some tail.Now i get it every night from my sweetie rick, he shares my cell in jail(Chorus 2x)She'll be 13 in May, (Statutory Rape)She'll be my girl someday, (Statutory Rape)Her dad said stay away, (Statutory Rape)I know it not o.k., its not o.k.Its not o.k….Its not o.k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 no, its not ok… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman789 Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 wtf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oracle Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombie0hour Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Is that a song or something? It should be renamed "Ode to Renzo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Blink 182? :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Just.. Wow.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bob Firefarter Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Robin…WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCream Tuesday Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 YouTube link please, **now**! That song needs to be on my list of favourite videos/songs.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 at least it looks like they have internet in prison ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Oh god. Youtube link. Or… Oh god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavi Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Sick, funny, I like it! People with sick, twisted minds make the best songs xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owen F Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 WtF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolmagicdude2 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 really, WTF nice song tough, did you make it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 straight out of junior high correct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emplay Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Oh lord if young is ur thing go for at least 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Ive almost gone to jail for that. Not fun. But Niko got away again!!! He always does.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickko Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 I almost went to jail for it myself…back in the day...its bullshit.Anyways I got away myselfIM THE DEVILIM THE METALCHECK THIS RIFFITS FUCKING TASTY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 @Nikola:> IM THE DEVIL> IM THE METAL> CHECK THIS RIFF> ITS ducking TASTY!!!Tenacious D ftw?Loved the song btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCream Tuesday Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Yeah.. 16 is the lowest lol.. at least needs to meet Age of consent.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owen F Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 some places that rule does not apply<3 QLD xD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted July 31, 2009 Author Share Posted July 31, 2009 The song was originally nearly 16, but as that's hardly illegal over here in GB, I decided to change it to nearly 13\. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sealbreaker Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 > Yeah.. 16 is the lowest lol..its 14 here! woot xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 @Robin:> The song was originally nearly 16, but as that's hardly illegal over here in GB, I decided to change it to nearly 13\. :3*claims to live in Vatican City*Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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