azkanan Posted December 24, 2009 Author Share Posted December 24, 2009 Twas the night before Christmas, when all through eclipseNot a user was stirring, not even Thekris.The stockings were hung by the chit-chat with care,In hopes that solar eclipse soon would be there.The noobies were nestled all snug in their games,While visions of epicity danced in their dreams.And robin in his glasses, and Chief in his cap,Had just settled our differences, both ending with "twat".When out on the blue there arose such a flamer,I sprang from myworld to see what had came'a.Away to the shoutbox I flew like a flash,Tore open the history and sparked up a hash.The guy thought he was best, of all that come beforeand dared any others to challenge his call.When, I hit my f5 key, I shed a joyful tear,Admiral and his crew, and eight sleepy mods had appeared.With a talented tongue of silver, he was kind though a ruse,I knew in a moment, it must of been our refuge.More rapid that eagles, the forums' users they came,And they whistled, and hooted, and called the guy many a'name!You bastard! you faggot! LOL, noob go away!You Idiot, You saddo, well i think he's ok!Who said that just now? I think it was Admiral…No I didn't! I didn't! It was a camouflaged troll!As fists flew and words thrown a flame war became,A mighty goddess appeared, Anna was her name.She banned just one, then twenty more followed,Kreator laughed hard, Admiral quarelled.And then, in a second, I read he was banned,I protested, I cried, and asked on msn for hands.First five joined me, then a hundred soon more,We stormed the forums, raping the host raw.Anna appeared with Gwen, many angry mods behind,The two forces fought, each 'nother one akind,Some died that dreadful night many of my friends,but despite that obvious fact, it continued to no ends.Gwen's giggles-how they frightened! Her voice was so ravaged!Her bosom was argued, her authority challenged!Her arrow was drawn, she shot me with a bow,My IP defeated, my unbanning, far down death row.The battle continued, my hope but a tug,then kreator spoke on messenger, and gave me a hug.He had a broad face, and big round sparkly eyes,That shined when he trolled, like a star in the skies!He said "Hey now, don't fear friend, I come with powerful aid,I found this useful website, on a /b/ habbo raid."A wink of his eye and a hit of his enter key,Soon gave me access to a secret proxy.I spoke not a word, but went straight to the site,And gave it to dead allies, returning to eclipse that night.We created new accounts, on shoutbox typed our names in,And asked once more for Admiral to be let in.The mods gave in, surrendering their bans,Admiral came back, with many great fans!He said "Azk, thank you so much but this is not how it seems."I rose an eyebrow, then gasped, and awoke from my dreams!Merry Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yxxe Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Very nice, Happy Christmas Azkanan and Eclipse! :icon_beer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADERS Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 wrawrgmerry christmas akazan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 0/10… im not in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted December 24, 2009 Author Share Posted December 24, 2009 Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keebler Elf Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 nice poem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 It's Christams eve, lets start a safe fun filled flame war! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 -652/10Im not in there :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yxxe Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 @Chief:> 0/10… im not in there.@«:> [»Wolf«][» link=topic=55743.msg589727#msg589727 date=1261676887]> -652/10> Im not in there :evil:well neither am I, but oh well, get into the Christmas spirit already! :azn: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 nice poem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Sing it. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorty Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 @Pete!:> Sing it. ;DI actually did ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Refuge Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Simply Epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dthen Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 That was awesome. I laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted December 24, 2009 Author Share Posted December 24, 2009 @Pete!:> Sing it. ;DI was going to, but there were people in the house. I'll do it tomorrow, if I get a chance inbetween food, presents, f'awesome new games and gadgets, aswell as moving all my shit on my 50mb drive to my new external 1tb drive. F'AWESOME.…Not that I know I have a tb external for christmas. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oracle Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 i think you forgot our very favorite forum perv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azkanan Posted December 24, 2009 Author Share Posted December 24, 2009 @The:> i think you forgot our very favorite forum perv…Shaders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavi Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 @Azkanan:> @The:> > > i think you forgot our very favorite forum perv> > …Shaders?Hahahaha.Nice poem! Too bad I read it so late T.T it would have gotten me in the Christmas spirit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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