Omegle trolling

[Kinjiru]

Trolling Omgele right now, here my most recent conversation

You:  dad, i am homosex
Stranger: im not ur dad,but its ok
You: but my daddy is teh interwebz
Stranger: you mean ur dad is using this omegle right now?
You: no my mom fucked a computer
Stranger: i dont really get it
Stranger: but i wish you're feelling better
You: My dad iz teh interwebz
You: and u iz teh interwebz
You: so you iz my dad
Stranger: so…
You: are you homosex too dad?
Stranger: nope.

[MrHappySmore]

You:  Hello.
Stranger: wet pussy??
You: Want to know something?
Stranger: ??
You: There are children in Kazikstan… Dying.
You: All they eat are mud cookies and their own feces.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ddunit]

Bleh. You guys fail compared to my trolling.

I wanna see something better, then I'll post.

[java]

Hi there guys.
As you all know, I am the greatest troll on the planet earth.

Sometimes I may surrender, but I never lose a battle if I decide to fight

*flex*

Let me start a convo for a sec and I'll show you one of my personal favourites.

> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> You: [NOTICE]: Your conversation partner's IP is listed in the federal directory as that of a convicted sexual predator in the state of California. Omegle has a legal obligation to display this notice. Do not disclose ANY personal information.
> You: Hai thar
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Now what about one which we get talking…?

> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> You: hiiiii :)
> Stranger: asl?
> You: 16 f cali
> You: youuu??? xx
> Stranger: 16/m/florida
> You: hoooottttt ;)
> Stranger: I like cali girls ;)
> You: ohhhh your soooo sweeet xx
> Stranger: not as sweet as you
> Stranger: ;)
> You: wanna hear a joke???
> Stranger: sure
> You: why did the chicken cross the road to florida…?
> You: I SAID WHY YOU bloody IDIOT
> Stranger: idk, why?
> You: because the guys are bloody hillbillys
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

oh and the SMF word filter sensored some stuff :[

[balliztik1]

Guy tried to troll me. He ended up leaving. Victory? *strokes chin*

> You: Hi
> Stranger: are you a Liberal?
> You: Yes
> You: Are you a conservative?
> Stranger: haha
> Stranger: yes
> You: Shall we mate?
> You: And bring world peace?
> Stranger: kids wont turn out so great
> You: True. Conservatives eat their young.
> Stranger: well conservatives are traditionally Christiank
> Stranger: christian*
> Stranger: so i doubt that
> You: Christian babies taste bad?
> Stranger: the left is at my guess athiest
> Stranger: u tell me
> You: I'm a Liberal. I don't eat babies.
> Stranger: u sure kill them
> You: Indeed
> Stranger: abortion
> You: None left to eat
> You: Killed em all before they were ripe
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Patrick]

> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> Stranger: I'm looking for horny friends.
> You: I am actuallyt a mcnugget soz lol
> Stranger: I'll be waiting for you in a dating site
> Stranger: http://www.giantdating.com/?did=15348&age=18-25&show=F-M&page=chat
> You: I can't be with you
> You: That'll be interspecies sexual activity
> You: So. I went to the shopping mall today. I bought a nice hat.

I gave up because it was a bot.

> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> Stranger: hi
> Stranger: asl?
> You: I am a robot.
> You: Beep beep
> You: Do the robot.
> Stranger: byr robo
> You: Beep beep
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I am a robot.

[ddunit]

You guys are lame.

> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> You: You notice a small glyph on the ground, in front of the entrence.
> You: Written on it is: " Enter at your own risk"
> You: Do you enter? Y/N
> Stranger: y
> You: As you enter, you meet an old lady.
> You: She tells you the following message: "Fool! You shouldn't have came here!"
> You: As you are about to respond, she runs outside and the stone door shuts behind you.
> You: Piss yourself. Y/N
> Stranger: n
> You: (Im making this shit up as I go, sorry if its slow)
> Stranger: its all good
> You: As you manage to contain yellow liquid to humiliate you, you decide to go forward, as its the only way to get out here. That you can see, anyway.
> You: As you reach the end of that corridor, you notice three possible ways to go.
> You: 1\. A trapdoor on the floor.
> You: 2\. The left corridor.
> You: 3\. A pit to the left.
> You: Which will you check out/go to? 1,2,3
> Stranger: 2
> You: As you head towards the left corridor, you notice irregular symbols on the wall, do you wish to investigate. Y/N
> You: After thinking about it for too long, you hear a rumbling sound.
> Stranger: y(my answer)
> You: As you go to investigate, the rumbling sound heightens.
> Stranger: keep typing but i will be right back i have to pee
> You: Alright
> Stranger: back
> You: Then, out of nowhere, a stone boulder comes rolling down your way, you run back towards the crossway, to notice the walkway towards the entrence is now closed. You are forced to: 1) jump down the pit and hope for a swift death or 2)Quickly go down the trapdoor
> You: You have 5 seconds
> You: 4
> You: 3
> You: 2
> You: The boulder is closing in…
> Stranger: 2
> You: You head down the trap door right when the boulder goes over you.
> You: You make it down the rope ladder.
> You: You ask yourself if you want to keep it, although it might encumber you. Y/N?
> Stranger: keep the ladder? is that what you mean?
> You: Yes
> Stranger: what does encumber mean?
> You: Meaning that it's slightly heavy rope ladder.
> You: It might be useful later, but it's still mildly hard to transport
> Stranger: ummmmmm y
> Stranger: that was my answer not a question
> You: You pull down hard on the ladder, and part of it rips off. You now have a 4M Long Rope Ladder in your backpack including your old items.
> You: Do you wish to look into your inventory? Y/N. (This can now be requested at any time, although if imminent death is in cause, time still affects.)
> Stranger: ohh are you from canada? y
> You: Yes.
> You: As you look into your backpack, you see:
> Stranger: oaky cuz you said meters and i know feet and yards but a meter is almost as long as a yard so i know what you mean
> You: 1M=Around 3 yards
> You: 2 Bottles of Water
> You: The 4M Rope Ladder
> Stranger: no one meter is around one yard...
> You: Hrm
> You: I'll have to say that to my stupid math teacher then.
> You: Anyway
> You: Let's keep on.
> You: A Small Lantern (Very Frail, might start your backpack on fire if not careful)
> You: Your usual lighter
> You: And a few bags of dry fruits
> You: Do you wish to use anything at the moment. (The room you're in doesn't have any kind of lighting, compared to the upper rooms you were just in.)
> You: And you also posses a hunting knife sheathed on your belt.
> You: possess*
> Stranger: well
> Stranger: my lantern
> You: You light your lantern to see a horrible spectacle.
> You: A large ammount of skeletons wearing various clothes, from modern shirts and pants to mayan loincloths and jewelry.
> You: How do you want to proceed in this corridor?
> Stranger: umm
> Stranger: i dont know
> You: Are you sure?
> Stranger: do i have options?
> You: You can go carefully, you can run trough chaotically or just walk normally.
> Stranger: carefully
> You: As you carefully walk trough the walkway, you receive a single dart in your arm, how do you react?
> You: Your arms starts feeling dull with your lack of attention of stillness, you SHOULD do something!
> You: Your heartbeat goes up and violently stops.
> You: You fall down, still alive.
> You: For a few seconds, you think that you will now join these skeletons in Oblivion.

[java]

Sorry brah, that's not trolling. That is fun though! But not trolling

[Patrick]

> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> You: Howdy
> Stranger: asl?
> You: 89 male Vostok Station in Antarctica
> Stranger: wogh
> Stranger: 89 tahun main ginian
> Stranger: kawokawokoaw
> You: I'm not a wog!
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm sorry if you read this.

> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> You: Howdy
> You: Ha I spoke first!
> You: Lame
> You: Lame
> You: Lame
> You: 5
> You: 6
> You: 7
> You: 8
> You: 9
> You: 10
> Stranger: Greetings. This is captain Xion of the Federation Starship Revere. How can we help you on this fine solar day?
> You: boom you're dead
> You: I accidentally my computer
> You: Xion.
> You: Do you know that is a type of cat>
> You: Well, Actually, I wanted to go to the park.
> You: Do you?
> You: The breeze through my hair..
> You: The sun shining
> Stranger: Our ship has an arboretum if that's what you mean…
> You: The grass rippling with the wind coursing throught it's many blades.
> Stranger: Though if it's real parks you're talking about, I try to get my crew shore leave as often as I can
> You: Are we on a space,sea or air ship?
> Stranger: (OOC: Space) But who is this, exactly? Where are you and why have you contacted my ship?
> You: Soz amnesia
> You: I don't know.
> You: Forgot soz lol
> Stranger: Right... Can we get a trace on that communique? I wouldn't want to cut the channel thinking we just left some poor crazy bastard floating around in a shuttlepod somewhere...
> Stranger: Communications: I'll get right on it, sir...
> You: I have parents you know?
> You: I'm not really a bastard.
> You: And I don't remember if I'm crazy.
> You: Want to play a game of leapfrog?
> You: That is a dandy game.
> Stranger: Umm, is one of your parents around, perchance?
> You: I forgot.
> You: I'm actually a bastard
> You: I forgot.
> Stranger: Com...?
> You: I have amnesia. I don't think I've told you.
> Stranger: Communications: Hang on, I've almost got it...
> You: Comics are fun!
> You: beep!
> You: SPACE ROBOTS!
> You: ARRRGGHHHH!
> You: PIRATES ARE ATTACKING!
> You: OH MY GAWD!
> Stranger: Communications: Got it! The transmission is originating from the Giramandix system!
> Stranger: Giramandix... That's a shared Gorn and human world, isn't it?
> You: no.
> Stranger: Science: Indeed
> You: Space robot village
> You: with androids littered around the whole place
> You: Man you suck at geography
> You: Where did you go to school?
> You: Could you afford it?
> You: I mean look at those clothes.
> You: SO many stains
> You: I don't like your shoelaces either.
> You: The metal tips are too shiny
> Stranger: Science: If I may, sir, it is likely we are currently in communication with someone with mental difficulties. If we can get a more precise trace on the tranmission, we should be able to pinpoint him and send the Giramandix authorities after him for wasting Starfleet's time...
> You: OMFG! I noticed you have a picture of a mudkip on your shirt
> Stranger: Indeed, but we don't have time for that...
> You: Starfleet?
> You: You said this ship's name was sunship.
> You: lulz.
> You: pranked!
> You: You just got punk'd by aston kutcher
> Stranger: Keep the channel open, But keep us on our assigned patrol path... Lieutenant Zir'kana, monitor the transmissiona nd let me know
> Stranger: If anything changes
> You: YOU DID A TYPO!
> Stranger: Communications: Aye sir
> You: WHAT KIND OF SPACE CAPTAIN ARE YOU?
> You: OMFG GFMO
> Stranger: Communications: I'll also inform the Giramandix authorities that one of their mental paitents (maybe) is loose on a communication terminal...
> Stranger: You do that, lieutenant...
> You: I think that's my cell phone.
> You: I have auditions for doctor who.
> You: Beam me out!
> You: If you can.
> You: Jees.
> Stranger: Yeoman: *Stepping off the turbolift* Your log book, sir...
> You: People are so slow at beaming these days
> You: I burnt the log book
> You: soz
> You: needed some warmth
> You: There's a space slug stealing the warmth over thar
> You: It stole my shoelaces!
> You: You have a brain slug on you.
> Stranger: Thankyou yeoman... Captain's log, Stardate 4523.1, the Revere is mainting its standard patrol pattern along the Romulan border, but something of a mystery has befallen us as a mysterious and not entirely stable person has somehow managed to open communications with the Revere from the Gorn/human colony of Giramandix
> You: That's why you are typing so slowly
> You: It's sucking your blood!
> You: http://chickenpie.tk
> You: mmm
> You: I lurve that site
> Stranger: Lieutenant Zir'kana is continuing to monitor the transmission and has informed the Giramandix authorities
> You: It's my site for pies and other stuff!
> Stranger: End log...
> Stranger: Alright yeoman, that's it.
> You: WATCH OUT!
> Stranger: Yeoman: Thankyou, sir *leaves*
> You: MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING!
> Stranger: So, does anyone have plans after this shift?
> You: yes
> Stranger: Helm: Well, I was going to meet E here for dinner...
> You: Raping my pet goldfish
> You: YOU HAVE DRUGS1
> Stranger: Navigator: *Hopefull look* And desert, V?
> You: ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT!
> You: lol
> Stranger: Helm: AND desert, E...
> Stranger: Navigator: *Blushes* Can't wait...
> You: you spelt dessert wrong.
> You: You really suck at RP.
> You: Man I have an imagination.
> Stranger: First officer: I could go for dinner with my significant other myself. *Turns to look at the captain*
> Stranger: I look foward to it, commander... *Smile*
> You: *first officer pulls off clothes and starts raping my pet goldfish*
> Stranger: First officer: OK, someone shut that manman off!
> You: manman
> Stranger: Communications: Sir...
> You: Yes, I do believe I am a man
> You: not a manman
> You: Moreso a ladiesman
> Stranger: *The communications officer shuts the transmission down*
> You: beep beep
> You: SPACE ROBOTS AGAIN!
> You: OMFG!
> Stranger: (OOC: It's not easy to be good at RP when your typing everything in as fast as you can, mate)
> You: THEY BLEW UP THE CAPTAIN!
> You: (soz, I have skill)
> Stranger: (OOC: And you're not RPing, you're just typing in random, non-sequiter bullshit...
> You: YOU FORGOT END PARENTHESIS!
> You: I"M GOING TO STEAL YOUR FATHER CHRISTMAS!
> Stranger: (OOC: Gah, fuck this...)
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I won in the end. Took a while because he's a good rp'er.
NOTHING CAN BEAT MCNUGGET THE FLAMBOYANT TROLLER! GRRARARARAGGHH!

[Admiral Refuge]

Mcnugget, almost all of the omegle trolls you've posted are extremely lame, except for that last one.
Congrats, I tip my hat to you, for that one.

On a side note, Ollie's pwned in general, and DD's was pretty creative.

[Robin]

McNugget, that's not trolling, that's acting like a little kid. ;x

[Fogger]

I was just getting trolled but props to this guy he was pretty funny.

> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> Stranger: im indiana jones, here to talk to you today about the spread of genital herpes:)
> You: lets do this
> You: im due for a chat with indiana jones
> Stranger: be smart always use protection and dont nag hoes
> Stranger: *bang
> You: what if I want teh herpes/
> Stranger: and dont eat celery in the sunlight
> Stranger: ummm then eat celery in the sunlight. obviously
> You: I didn't know that
> Stranger: thats why im here
> You: you sir are a very informative man
> Stranger: and i find things in caves
> You: "things" oh yea things huh
> You: I have a thing u can find in my cave :D
> Stranger: herpes?
> You: no celery
> You: in my fridge
> You: moron
> Stranger: well thats just rude. celery is a well respected vegetable
> You: it gives you herpes i think i'll try my luck with tomatoes
> Stranger: best luck with that:)
> You: So what now any new movies coming out?
> You: or did the last one suck to bad
> Stranger: im leaving. i just emailed you herpes
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Homicidal Monkey]

generic troll:
stranger >> asm
you >> 13/f/ca (always underage, always female, always california.)
stranger >> srsly?
you >> ya, if you dont believe me i can upload pix
you >> send link to shock picture/chris hansen/pix of cocks.

if they ask to cyber:

>! follow through, then when you get the chance, mention "your throbbing black bulge emerges and begins to defile their every cuticle." or "I reach down and start to stroke my large black cock as I take a dump into your mouth moaning the numa numa. All while my belly-fat jiggles, slapping you in the face with each ripple" etc. Bonus points for plenty of disturbing imagery.

or:

>! "You know that slit at the end of your cock, imagine sliding a piece of paper between it, steadily accelerating in speed."

[Kevin49]

I am a master troll!

> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> Stranger: Hello
> You: Hi!
> You: First time I come here :p
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> Stranger: hi
> You: hi!
> Stranger: watcha wanna talk aobu
> Stranger: about
> You: Hum let me think
> You: what do you think about canadian politics concerning the dark fate of polar bears?
> Stranger: ???????
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Adulese Games]

@Zetta:

> generic troll:
> stranger >> asm
> you >> 13/f/ca (always underage, always female, always california.)
> stranger >> srsly?
> you >> ya, if you dont believe me I can upload pix
> you >> send link to shock picture/chris hansen/pix of cocks.
>
> if they ask to cyber:
>
> >! follow through, then when you get the chance, mention "your throbbing black bulge emerges and begins to defile their every cuticle." or "I reach down and start to stroke my large black package as I take a dump into your mouth moaning the numa numa. All while my belly-fat jiggles, slapping you in the face with each ripple" etc. Bonus points for plenty of disturbing imagery.
>
> or:
>
> >! "You know that slit at the end of your package, imagine sliding a piece of paper between it, steadily accelerating in speed."

Oh god … That just scared me more than it should have.

- Adulese

[Drummerpete]

LOL Zetta. Epic win.

[SawQuart]

Males should be prohibited from reading that second one… I keep getting shivers everytime I think of it  :icon_crap:

[Homicidal Monkey]

@נυиgℓєтσє:

> Males should be prohibited from reading that second one… I keep getting shivers everytime I think of it  :icon_crap:

I TOLD YOU! "no guy cannot wince upon reading this" I spoilered them for a reason. Gawd.

[Kusy]

Homie… duck you. Seriously duck you.
(why people never belive warnings on the internet anyways?)
Watch this trollz: [lololololol](http://uploads.ungrounded.net/541000/541886_TuringTestFinal.swf)