Natural Harvest

[Dark Crusade]

@Draken:

> "This cake is good but you know its missing something.
>
> *ponders to self *
>
> SEMEN! "

Lmao, god damnit Draken. XD

[Drummerpete]

Marsh…
How did you find this?

[Marsh]

Saw it on a longboarding forum, people who posting there latest purchases. Im hoping the person who posted that was joking.

[azkanan]

1\. Yo Mama jokes are fun. Stop being a little church faggot and laugh at it.

2\. Dry as a desert? Felt like you were licking a washing board, did it?

3\. Chances are, you've already eaten something with semen on it. Wanker didn't wash his hands, went on bus, hit the stop button, you pushed it afterwards and went home for a lovely cheese sandwich. Cheese and Semen sandwich.

You ate somebodies babies, you sick fuck.

[renzo]

@antho3000:

> @Robin:
>
> > @antho3000:
> >
> > > AGH duck YOU
> >
> > Have… have you never had a conversation with people your own age before? :|
>
> yes I do :rolleyes: but we never insults other peoples mothers

then your hanging out with the wrong crowd  ;D

[ENIGMAX]

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties

[silentdemonic]

The whole nutrition debate is actually a load of bs. The amount of protein contained within Jesus Juice is by no means enough to work as a supplement lol. However there are two things you can do if you were looking to 'try' these recipes xD.
Pineapples (fresh) will alter the taste.
Celery (fresh) will increase the amount.
So a Pineapple Salad 3 times a day will make your Baby Juice worthy of the spice rack lol.
Avoid anything that contains toxins such as Cigerettes and such as they will affect the taste but generally lots of fresh fruit, salad and you will be laughing your way to the bank (did you get it? xD)

[Khachaturian]

@Azkanan:

> 1\. Yo Mama jokes are fun. Stop being a little church faggot and laugh at it.
>
> 2\. Dry as a desert? Felt like you were licking a washing board, did it?
>
> 3\. Chances are, you've already eaten something with semen on it. Wanker didn't wash his hands, went on bus, hit the stop button, you pushed it afterwards and went home for a lovely cheese sandwich. Cheese and Semen sandwich.
>
> You ate somebodies babies, you sick duck.

You don't wash your hands before eating?

[azkanan]

I'm lower-class English. I only wash my hands when I've cleaned the cat's litter out.

[IceCream Tuesday]

@silentdemonic:

> The whole nutrition debate is actually a load of bs. The amount of protein contained within Jesus Juice is by no means enough to work as a supplement lol. However there are two things you can do if you were looking to 'try' these recipes xD.
> Pineapples (fresh) will alter the taste.
> Celery (fresh) will increase the amount.
> So a Pineapple Salad 3 times a day will make your Baby Juice worthy of the spice rack lol.
> Avoid anything that contains toxins such as Cigerettes and such as they will affect the taste but generally lots of fresh fruit, salad and you will be laughing your way to the bank (did you get it? xD)

Haha. When I was with my one GF, half my diet at the time was pineapple for that exact reason.

[silentdemonic]

ahem..

(note to admins, Im not sure the pic counts as being too hot for the forum as its a caricature - however if it is my apologies please remove)

[Anna Comnena]

I approve of the dietary advice in this thread.

[renzo]

Now we know Anna swallows. :)

[Robin]

@[PIERATE:

> renzozuken2002 link=topic=61625.msg651523#msg651523 date=1276982183]
> Now we know Anna swallows. :)

Who doesn't? It's delicious.

[Thorn]

>! 

[Draken]

you know the bad thing is most likely everyone that every at a fast food place most likely at semen.

Since 90% of fast food workers are nasty fucks

[Zetasis]

@antho3000:

> @Robin:
>
> > @antho3000:
> >
> > > yes I do :rolleyes: but we never insults other peoples mothers
> >
> > Wow. Do you live in a church or something?
>
> Nope, Im american -_-

Please don't say shit like that man…. It makes the rest of us Americans look even worse to everyone else in the world.

@Draken - I work Fast Food and I can totally back up that 90% of the people I work with are nasty fucks.