Rap Battle Throwdown

[Thorn]

There you go, spitting fire starting something you can't finish.
I'll keep going strong long after you start to diminish
You talked to MC hammer and he drove you down like a nail
Walk the plank? Naw brother, I'm climbing right up the sail.

I'm on top of the world while you scrubbing the poop deck
Gonna blow your mind so hard it's gonna break your damn neck
You can keep your gat son, we packing cannons on this ship
Got some wide bore in store, do more than bust your lip

I don't need any fame, I don't do this for you
I break rhymes for myself, what's the matter with you fool?
Only thing that your saving is the makers of earplugs
Go and step into the west side, get your ass beaten by some thugs
Trying to sound like you're gangsta, the slang ya slinging
Really just kinda painful and it leaves my ears ringing

[Nooblebob]

Speaking of babies and bibs how'd you like my episode of MTV's Cribs?

[Thorn]

That all that you can bust now? Single line verses?
Told ya you would get hurt, you riding home in some herses.
Yeah plural motherducka we blasting you into pieces
Your skill is winding down, mine only increases!

[J-Rob]

you call this a rap battle?
hell I find this as entertaining as watching cattle,
let me show you some hip-hop,
you ready for this shit to drop?
you talk about flow,
i just see a bunch of cats who need to go,
sit in the corner,
so you gonna reply?
or just cry?
ya'll best behave,
or Im gonna shave,
your legs.

[Draken]

Zesh yes I am a gigolo
So what most of my clients are quite old
women are like a fine wine
they only seem to get better with time
you ever seen an old womans snatch
lift her tits and watch out run her kitty cats

So I once slept with this super old bitch
when she spreed her legs it looked like the inside of a grilled cheese sandwhich.
with cheese stretching from side to side
I ripped of my pants stuck my stick inside
oh it felt so good with out a hit
then I relized my dick was also between her tits
as the wobbled and swayed side to side
watching her nipples hit her knees every time.
I started to lose my mind.
she yelped and layed back her head
next thing I knew she was dead
so I kept going hopeing to blow my nut
not like shes going to mind shes a dead slut.

[Myron]

Now listen up dogs, I can't rap for no shit.
But meh, I thought I'll just try this shit for a bit.
I'm not really good for this shit, rappin isn't my thing.
But you guys rap even worse then Justin Bieber can sing.

I've done my rap, it's time for my break.
When this rape battle is done, give me my Celebration cake.
You all act like you dissed the other.
Well screw this, I don't even know why I bother.

[ddunit]

@Rusher

We don't rape shit bro
But that won't stop the show

[Thorn]

If you're gonna step in, be prepared to see it through.
Nobody wants to see a hit & run rhyme guru
You don't know why you bother? Well neither do we
You ain't anything special from as far as I can see.

Your cake is a lie, try not to cry
You ain't celebrating shit,
your rhymes are too damn dry
They old, they moldy, they boring and they suck
Try again if you want to, but you need a bit of luck.
That's the only thing that could maybe save you now
Go grab a four leaf clover and you know what? I'll allow
you to take another crack before you take a final bow.

[renzo]

Damn Draken, you write some sick shit!
no literally, your rhymes nauseate me. XD
haha keep it up.

by the way, you are allowed to bypass the word filter, seeing female dog instead of bitch and stick instead of dick kinda messes with the meaning.
to bypass the word filter, for those that don't know, di[b*]ck without the star inbetween the b] = dick.

[Draken]

ahh good now i knows

guess ill go back and edit my flows

[PD]

This is the comeback!
Thought i was gone?
Im back with the afternoon tiger attack
Whilst eating tropical prawn
My python's ready to go
So get ready to die hoe

Now lets talk about cake
Just remember its mine to take
Ill be going on a coffee break
but remember the name, Muammar al-Gaddafi!

[Khachaturian]

Thorn drops bombs.

[Nooblebob]

@Bone:

> Thorn drops bombs.

True that..

[Myron]

Seeing as I got challenged, I'll try my luck.
Don't go acting big cause you can rap.
My raps are dry? Well who gives a fuck!
I'm just going with the flow.
Dancing around words.
While you prepare to bow.

You really are acting big.
I bet your just weak in front of your screen.
Wishing your pimpled face would be pasted on a magazine.
I got stabbed by a Thorn.
Well I don't give a damn.
At least my dick has the size of a horn.

Don't cry, I'm finished.
Finished with you, now go home to your mom.

[ddunit]

@Thorn

Celebration time, comon!
You should chill, no reason to moan.
This shit's not serious,
Fun's more cool, why so pious?

@Zesh
You man, didn't you hear? The cake is a lie;
Why don't you go for a slice of pie.
And what's the shit with the animals?
This aint a zoo, show some balls..

[Guest]

i was an admin admin, since i was born
but i trolled the robin and recieved the scorn
the pokemon names for all the luls
backfired and kender said "yo a foo"
modded a newbie and laughed at the rage
but when other admins saw it they started to sage…

[PD]

Im gonna slaughter you all like the Nazis did to the Jews
Yes it was a bad time but fuck it
My name will be written as an egyptian cartouche
Now lets see you decypher that shit

[ddunit]

@Zesh

Rap is lyrical flows,
Your senseless shit blows
Lrn2rhyme sir cause,
Rap isn't something you should hose.

[Thorn]

Munch away on your prawns, while I'm chewing some steak
You think you're in the jungle? You're just chilling by the lake
Take a step into the undergrowth, but watch yourself son
These Thorns are poisonous, you could die from just one
I'm a harsh study in predatory superiority
You're just a little insect, iconic inferiority
Hiding from the shadows but snarling at other bugs
Think that you can catch me? I'm a jaguar to your slugs!

I'm German motherfucker, seig heil & shit
I'll run you over like Europe, won't take a minute
be done by lunch, eating gas-cooked jew
so take a step back, before I roast you too!

((No offense at all to Jews, I don't actually support Nazis xD))

[Khachaturian]

Whats with all the short verses now?|

I'm the rose, you the thorn, I get the ladies you get the hoes,
Rapping like Hip Hop gonna save your life, you're not Lupe Fiasco,
And if you think you're all that you say in your rhymes, you're messin,
You must be dreaming, Inception, imagining, like Lennon,
I got this down to the last syllable,
my flow so fresh Will Smith canceled his show,
Raking in the money, I need another wallet made,
The only time you got paid, was when your mom gave you money to throw off your float in the gay pride parade,

And Ganja, pretending you're black like Ninja Tech,
You're not finished cooking, you can't say nigga yet!
Keep spitting that garbage with your mouth, make Oscar Grouch proud,
And I'm gonna put you down like a sick horse, pleasing the crowd
Your shit is stolen and written, but you're forgiven,
As long as in your credits, you put Bone in'em

[ddunit]

@Bone

Sorry bro for my shortness
I'm just lazy but dont mind the mess
It's still cool in my opinion
Just relax and watch my dominion.

[Khachaturian]

@ DDunit

Ok fine, let's rap a short one for fun,
You failed at rapping,
And the only thing your city has to be proud of,
Got traded to the Miami Heat

[Myron]

Whats this about a Lake? I'm in a bunker.
Raping your Fuhrer making him scream: Hunka Hunka.
I'm fast with everything, I rush, so shush.
Oh, I apologize if this is old, dog. But I'm feeling like a Loner.
So I apologize, when Draken was raping your wife.
I couldn't help but getting a boner.

I'm Dutch, you invaded my land.
Now I must defend, since your just a German fucker.
Sieg heil, you sleeves, I'm a rocker.
If you thought I would give ye respect.
Then think again, mothafucka.

[12it123]

My mom said I shouldn't diss girls.
But reading this shit is making me hurl.
Dreaming of riches, While I'm smacking the bitches.
And Murdering Snitches.
Your about to Get killed by an unknown.
I'm killing two birds with one stone
Ain't none of you in the zone.
You never stood on a street.
Never packed any heat.
If I were you I wouldn't even compete.
I'm an elite, while all yall in the backseat.
So admit defeat, Retreat, You're obsolete.
Keep up with the times, Your spittin nursery rhymes.

Your best rhymes still ain't shit.
To be good in this game you gotta commit,
and admit that your unfit.
So just **quit**.

[Guest]

im on a boat and its going fast and