Marsh Posted August 26, 2010 Author Share Posted August 26, 2010 Alright guys sorry for a lack of a better topic but I had a unexpected absense and just remembered the contest starts today.So gogogorules (or lack thereof here http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/smf/index.php/topic,63926.msg683167.html#msg683167) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted August 26, 2010 Author Share Posted August 26, 2010 I'll be rapping sick rhymes when I get some more time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 I don't want to go first… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eviltyphoon Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Well I don't know how to rap, so I'll just go sit in the corner and fap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblebob Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Dude, your name begins with the letters BO manYou are probably just some smelly ass fanYour flow doesn't even compare to mine, man your weakTake some advice, get lost, floating down a creekYea I like care bears, who cares, my friendAt least I dont have a homosexual boyfriendEither way im better than you, get a clueDissin kids on forums man, find something to do.(I don't mean any disrespect.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 I make your head bob to the beat like the head of your mom on her knees, as she pops my treat, pleasing me, life is sweet,Let me rhyme in peace dont step to me or ill quickly make you rest in peace,so back off or get wacked off leave you with blue and black nog like the default theme on the forum of our game making machine,im gonna make you black if you're white, if you black you gonna dissapear into the night, get it right shits going down tonight so please, listen up,Pay attention to the B - O - N to the E-zzup and quit making shit up,everybody calm down this shit bout to get ripped upMake everybody put their hands in the air like a stick up… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblebob Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Lets get lyrical, Call me Jesus, I make miracles, You can’t rhyme, cuz u ain’t got no time I feed your brain with my lyrics, just like something out of the comics. all i gotta do is drop a few lines, explain the wasted times, time to step and keep the grind, no one's stopin this disaster, cant capture or even take a picture, the kids killin this without paper, dont gotta lecture i already know, step back before you hit my o zone, once you do the crowd already knows im gonna explode, on any Mc who comes down my road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 yo yo yo,you think your words Flow?why dont you sit back and listen to this gnome.So I was walking down the roadthinking about my life and how it is so coldwhen all of the suddenthere came this shorty all nice and struttinI Said hey baby hows it goingshe said nothing much im just hoeingMy eyes open all big and widethen I gave her some cash and climb insideIt was all moist and wetshe stated to moan as I rubbed her clitThen next thing I know my bed was full of shitI was like hey bitch get out of here.And take that shit that came out of your rear.Then inside I started to cryIt was burning when I peedThat bitch needs to ducking diebecause she gave me a terrible STD!*drop mic* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 LOL Draken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 So you call yourself a gnome, no wonder you never get dome,Bitches would have to drop down straight to the floor,You could call me a pimp, cuz on H&H I got 2 hoes,They werent hard to make and their quality aint low,the metal one is too fast and the wooden one is too slow,but they never back away when im ready to 'plow' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblebob Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Hey man, no one wants to hear about your shit, while you were rubbin that bitches clit. Just lay back and watch me rhyme there aint much to it most of the time, just hold up while I buy this dime. I'm poppin and droppin and stoppin anybody in my way I'm everywhere at night, but you won't see me in the day. Let the haters hate cause I'm only 15 they be jealous cause I'm doin my thing. I'm a 10th grader spitten hotter than grown men yeah I aint no Lil Wayne but yea im goin in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Poor poor boneall he can be is a video game pimpthe only real bitches he can get are swollen up like a blimpyou know the kinda of woman that would make any guys dick go limp.So bone dont you cry,why cant you realize your hoes are guys,doesnt it make you just want to die,because that thing you are truly eatting isnt a hair pie, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 @ GanjaYou jesus? call me the devil, your shit cold and mine is hot like an inferno,watch it, Keep your hands off my mic bro it might burn youCall yourself Ganja, sucking smoke like an addict?your mom choked on me and you think you can handle it?My name begins with B - O you jealous of my sick flow you never gonna get this mic cuz i will never let go,so you better quit rap while you still can, my shit is nasty like a sick man, 3d like avatar and yours is 2d like a stick man, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblebob Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Call you the devil? man hell no, your always tryin to get up on my shit like your mom, you hoe. Step back before I pull my gat, triggers go blat blat all over the map. Im lyrically supreme like a whip cream dream. I smoke that puff puff pass, you're all jealous cause you don't have room to laugh. My lyrics are deadly like a viper, I'm so complicated you will never decypher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 talk about vipers, ask your sister she'll remember mine,dont say shit now, let me know in 10 years when you still unsigned,pretend about the sticky icky when you get high of a teeny bitty toke off the marijuana smoke, ive supplied your dad for 10 years i aint pretending, i _know_,you can't handle me, so ill just let renzo rape ya, chase ya like a poor man chase his paper, but wait, yeaif you say sorry ill let you go and im so happy i aint ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblebob Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Sayin you supply my father? Dont joke man, we all know your getting choked in the back of a van. Don't speak shit when you come around here, cause you know the consequences will be very severe. I'm always strapped everywhere I go, just like my lyrical flow. I'm like a fish out of water I'll rip you a new one while I'm ducking your mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 okay okay enough of this crapboth of your words are mad wackone of you is jesus the other the devil?yall think yall have ballsbut you only have a set of pebblesSo you smoke weed and all of that,get you some munchy's and get nice and fat.Fat like a fatty full of the greenI smoke the stuff to keep me from being meanSometimes I hit a pipe or hit a bongeven once when a woman was sucking on my dongAnd being so longShe started to choke and squirmand wiggle while she sucked my wormOh it felt so nice i screamed out a shoutThen I shot my load into her mouth.She spit it out like it was toxicIts not my fault I got hot sauce on my dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblebob Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 No one wants to hear about you blowin a load, we all know your just a ducking chode. You talk shit about me being the lyrical jesus? Why dont you go watch Ramona and Beezus? You act like smoking dro is a crime, when all this time youve been sittin on the sidelines. No wonder you can't play in the game that I've labled mine today.. Rapping on forums is something else, no wonder I've got so much duckin wealth. You all think you can step up to me but you better step down before I make you scream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorn Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 You think you're Biblical bullsh!t, you're already trippin'Jesus and the devil? Naw, just a couple kids lippin!Go on and run home, yeah I hear your momma callinYou can't run with us, you'll just end up fallin.The gnome-boy homeboy knows how to drop a beat,Layin you muthaduckas down in the streetI'm just standing here anyway, laughing like a madmanWatching as the kids keep an eye out for the party vanYou think that you're hot sh!t? You ain't nothing of the kindJust a couple diarrhea stains, broken in the mindLyrical flow? No. I'll tell you where it go:anywhere that you aren't, it won't be seen with you bro!So settle on down before you get yourselves in troubleGo on and say you're tough stuff inside your little bubbleYour mama's got your sandwich made, she cut off all the crustYou're just a little kid, and your rhymes ain't so robustGive it a few years and lose the velcro shoesRight now you can't do anything but fumble up and lose!*sunglasses* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 You all hoppin' looking tought and shitBut you ain't nothing compard to this mefit.Drinkin' til you dropYou hosers don't have shit to pop.But Thorn my homeboy,You ain't throwing some toys.But I gotta say man, I don't know shitI can't rap so I'll just take a sit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblebob Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 You speak like I'm a child that doesn't know how, but nigga just watch me take a bow.I get crowds like MC hammer, and I don't give a fuck cause I rep like David Banner.I'm a fresh flying gangsta, I rep west side, and everywhere you go you make people go blind.Let my gat do the talkin, and get walkin, I make you walk the plank like you're a fuckin skank.Step off the game, you ain't go no fame. Your just making yourself look lame.I'm the lyrical savior, I rap without pen and paper.Dark side playin, bombs breakin, people shakin, yall niggas don't know how I playin.Goin in for the cash, take the whole damn bank. Throw the money in the boat and the whole thang sank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Your grammar's shit bro,learn to check for them typos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 here we go talking about toys.the only toys i know about aboutare for women or gay boysYou think my subject matter is naughtyI think its sounds more like a partyStay up all nightdrinking and looking for a fightpunched some guy in the ribskicked a baby in its cribwatched it bleed onto his bibthen the babe pulled out a knifeand with a slice slice sliceoff fell my nose like a micheal jackson tragedylosing all of my dignitywondering if this can truly be realitywhile blood shoots across the room as I sneeze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblebob Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 It's a rap battle.. -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PD Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Whats all this talk about the Devil and Jesus?Biatch im holy in punjab they call me goliAnd Draken what with the shit about you blowin' your loadWe all now youve been hoedmhmmm…listen to me as i drop this shitim the master smoking the shit thats legitmotherfuckers im Gambit with ma aces knockin' you outfor a big fat golden duck just like Trout!haha lol, thats the best i could come up with but ill be back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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