The Sun

[gamesucker]

@Stephan:

> I was totally expecting page 3, instead I get some shit talk about the sun.
>
> Regards,
>   Stephan.

'tis what you get for using the next button.

[saadhamza]

Soo.. i can't buy ur anus?

[death]

@Batman:

> @Stephan:
>
> > I was totally expecting page 3, instead I get some shit talk about the sun.
> >
> > Regards,
> >   Stephan.
>
> 'tis what you get for using the next button.

You don't get what he means. The Sun is a British newspaper. On page 3 is daily pictures of women in their underwear.

[Robin]

@Batman:

> 'tis what you get for using the next button.

Google 'The Sun Page 3'.

[gamesucker]

:<

Anyways, she won't get away with putting a tax on sunlight.

[saadhamza]

Oooh, hot chick

[Homicidal Monkey]

>20% to France
>France

**f**uck no

[Jeff]

ITT: Some capitalist pig buys the sun and then people start trolling.

[gamesucker]

@Jeff:

> ITT: Some capitalist pig buys the sun and then people start trolling.

Misuse of the word troll.

[Kusy]

more like:
ITT: tale about how some retarded spanish chick found a bunch of retarded lawyers and did a retarded thing that normaly nobody should give a fuck about.

[Chakkra]

Let's all get sunburns and sue her ass!

[Homicidal Monkey]

I don't want to use you're product/service so can you please stop forcing me to use it?

[Robin]

@Zetta:

> I don't want to use you're product/service so can you please stop forcing me to use it?

You agreed to our ToS by being born.

[Homicidal Monkey]

@Robin:

> @Zetta:
>
> > I don't want to use you're product/service so can you please stop forcing me to use it?
>
> You agreed to our ToS by being born.

I dont remember being presented a paper or checking "I agree"

[Robin]

Your agreed verbally by crying when we slapped your arse.

[Smallbro]

But you only added the TOS after I was born?

[Robin]

Retroactive.

[Homicidal Monkey]

@this topic
Admiral owns about 1/5th the visible universe

[Adulese Games]

And I legally own the Kuiper Belt and am friends with D. Hope (owner of the planets of the Sol system). Also, the sun has already been registered as an non-claimable object by Hope (first guy to think of this back in the 80s). So … yeah she be crazy cause she ain't legal. Admiral and I are. ;D

- Adulese

[Admiral Refuge]

@Thread: [**=>**](http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/smf/index.php/topic,26266.0.html)

[kender the great]

Haha charging people for using the sun. I'd like to register air. That way if people can't pay up, they will suffocate, so it'll be a win-win situation for myself. Muahaha!

[gamesucker]

@ÅÐмiядζ:

> @Thread: [**=>**](http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/smf/index.php/topic,26266.0.html)


also, I'd like to copyright the the word "so".

[Homicidal Monkey]

you don't copywrite words, you trademark them <_<

[Adulese Games]

Epic legal fail.

- Adulese

[Pryex]

Fuck this, I am claiming ownership of the universe. Anybody who owns anything in the universe will have to pay me, or else they won't be able to live there.