Dark Crusade Posted December 14, 2010 Author Share Posted December 14, 2010 Alright, so I'm not absolutely terrified of spiders, but I definitely don't like them. Especially when they are big. And crawling on my fucking hand when I least fucking suspect it.Was in the kitchen, making a pasta bake. Draining the pasta, when some fucking how out of fucking nowhere theres a giant fucking huntsman on my fucking hand. I didn't know what it was at first, felt it and went to scratch my hand with my other. Felt something weird, felt it move, saw it at the corner of my eye. Looked down… HOLY FUCKING SHIT MASSIVE FUCKING SPIDER ON MY FUCKING HAND.I engage a massive skitz attack, jumping like fuck and shaking/brushing my hand. it flies off into the kitchen sink. I get the fucking flyspray and use half a can on it until the giant arachnid is white and fluffy. I then bash the fuck out of it with the back of the can. It was huge. I shoulda got a picture.TLDR- Giant fucking spider on my hand. Scared the fuck out of me.For those curious, it was a huntsman, and a massive one at that-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsman_spider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbunnie Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Kreator that's why you don't wanna live in australia ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 That bloody Wiki page terrified me as soon as I opened it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 I on the other hand fucking hate spiders. Thanks for the nightmare i'm going to have tonight… :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Crusade Posted December 14, 2010 Author Share Posted December 14, 2010 Heheh, yeah Australia has some pretty crazy spiders. Google image the 'funnel web spider'God if I looked down and seen one of those things on my fucking hand…. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Fuuu. Spiders are the only things which I can see a picture of and have a chill run down my spine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 @Kreator:> Alright, so I'm not absolutely terrified of spiders, but I definitely don't like them. Especially when they are big. And crawling on my fucking hand when I least fucking suspect it.> > Was in the kitchen, making a pasta bake. Draining the pasta, when some fucking how out of fucking nowhere theres a giant fucking huntsman on my fucking hand. I didn't know what it was at first, felt it and went to scratch my hand with my other. Felt something weird, felt it move, saw it at the corner of my eye. Looked down… HOLY FUCKING SHIT MASSIVE FUCKING SPIDER ON MY FUCKING HAND.> > I engage a massive skitz attack, jumping like fuck and shaking/brushing my hand. it flies off into the kitchen sink. I get the fucking flyspray and use half a can on it until the giant arachnid is white and fluffy. I then bash the fuck out of it with the back of the can. It was huge. I shoulda got a picture.> > TLDR- Giant ducking spider on my hand. Scared the fuck out of me.> > For those curious, it was a huntsman, and a massive one at that-> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsman_spiderAnd I thought my sister overreacted.@Robin:> Fuuu. Spiders are the only things which I can see a picture of and have a chill run down my spine.QFWI hate spiders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 In your lifetime, you eat around 7 spiders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmiguu Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 @üÑÂøчġġÑâ€Ã‘‚:> In your lifetime, you eat around 7 spiders.That'll teach e'm!Funnel spiders… OMFG. No. Just... no. Please.FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That's terrible. How big was it in relation to your hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 @üÑÂøчġġÑâ€Ã‘‚:> In your lifetime, you eat around 7 spiders.Why would a spider walk into the mouth of a sleeping mammal? Just because _you're_ unaware of your surroundings whilst you're asleep doesn't mean that the spider is as well. Hell, that's on the same level of covering your eyes and proclaiming, "I can't see you, so you can't see me."Go take your stupid myths elsewhere, kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Crusade Posted December 14, 2010 Author Share Posted December 14, 2010 @MrMiguu:> That's terrible. How big was it in relation to your hand?Definitely took up the entire palm of my hand. How it got there without me seeing it is beyond me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Crusade Posted December 14, 2010 Author Share Posted December 14, 2010 Oh my god this is literally identical in every-way to the one that was on my hand.http://www.adamfram.com/blog/uploaded_images/spider_hand-764297.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smallbro Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Must have been scary, biggest spider I've seen IRL is a daddy long legs xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 STOP POSTING FUCKING IMAGES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 @Robin:> STOP POSTING FUCKING IMAGESCouldn't agree more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Crusade Posted December 14, 2010 Author Share Posted December 14, 2010 don't click it you stupid fucking brit you knew it was going to be a spider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmiguu Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 That guy in the picture seems rather calm. Is the spider poisonous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToshiroHayate Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 I fucking lol'd hard. Mainly at the sight of Kreator hopping around screaming. But yeah. I have a spider phobia too. Except I don't flip out. I try my best to kill the bastard >.< .Here's a story for ya, last summer I woke up, 5 am. Dark as shit. Decided "I'm thirsty." WHY I WAS THIRSTY AT 5 AM, I DON'T KNOW. So I open the door, and hear a velcro type sound. Me, not thinking, walks forward. BLAM massive fucking spider web on my face. I jump back and swing my arms, and turn on the light to make sure the fucker wasn't on me. It wasn't, so I open the door slowly and peek out, HUGE FUCKING WEAVER SPIDER SITTING THERE, MADE A GOD DAMN WEB GOING THROUGH THE WHOLE HALLWAY! I went to bed at 1 Am FFS! How the hell does a spider do that so quickly? Is that even fucking possible?![](http://fireflyforest.net/images/firefly/2006/September/Orb-weaver-Spider.jpg)The culprit.…Great..Now my spider paranoia is going crazy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Fuck guys, I'm about to go to bed. I'm never gonna be able to sleep. ;< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 We found Robin's weakness.:evil-contemplative-face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 I used to be crazy scared of spiders. Now i dont like them but not as huge of a phobia. We have these giant as wolf spiders where i used to live http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_spider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 …. we have those around here i get those on me all the time :P.I hate [banana spiders](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_silk_orb-weaver) they are annoying as hell when your running threw the woods and you run threw a web playing paintball and they stick to your paintball mask :Pwe usally have around 200-300 of these in our back yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorn Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 I'd definitely freak if I saw a spider that big randomly on the back of my hand, but for the most part I don't mind spiders. We don't have any poisonous types around here to my knowledge, and they help keep the mosquito population down. I normally just take them outside on a sheet of paper when I find them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 @Thorn:> We don't have any poisonous types around here to my knowledge,um the non-venomous spider are actually just as dangerous as the venomous ones.Only differences is how the bite is. the non venomous ones usually have bad bacteria and it makes it look and feel like a venomous one bit you. Also they have sharper fangs.I get bit by spiders just about 3-5 times a month :P lol one day ill either die or become spider man.I run around in the woods to much lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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