Eclipse's general thread of nonstop crap, spam, doom, randomness and stuff

[DrNova]

pshht.  I resent that

[Patrick]

1\. Rain sideways.
2\. Rain downwards.
3\. Rain upwards.
4\. ???
5\. Profit.
6\. Mudkipz.

[ddunit]

It’s a simple little story of class conflict and redemption, and then, almost without warning, everything suddenly gets magical: Oceans are parted, flaming shrubbery starts yelling at dudes and, in what is one of many disturbingly phallic metaphors littered throughout the book, Moses and the Pharaoh’s magicians start slinging about their “snakes” and “staffs” to see whose is bigger. It’s all quite exciting and imaginative, but it feels kind of like a bait and switch: We came into Moses’ story reading The Grapes of Wrath, then wham! Moses finds out he’s a Jew and shit goes totally Harry Potter.

May I say, ROFL.

[azure]

DD, I don't tell many people this, but… I love you. I don't think I've ever wanted to read a book more until I read your description. Sadly when I got to the end and found out there was homosexuality in it I started to kill myself. For the Record: Mel Gibson was right we jews did start all the wars.

lol.... so many jokes in one paragraph.

[Xavi]

This whole topic reminds me of blockhead :P
@Draothgorin:

> Last Message from the Drao-
> I hate Admiral
> I still love Marsh
> Removing a picture because it violates your morals or thoughts on how things should be is wrong.
> (I see you people doing happy dances)
> Directed at xrx526, your a furry hater deep down I know it

Taco Time.

[Error]

:O
TACOS!
;-d

[azure]

That's just wrong….

[Terp]

haven't text'd bone in a while. he ever come back?

[Khachaturian]

You bet

[Terp]

im surprised my dsi plays gifs.
also i get that 8 gig is tiny, but i want it now.

[Khachaturian]

It's also expensive just for an emulator you know, might as well get a 16 (save it seriously) and use it for music and other random stuff. Videos, games, whatever.

Also the new 3rd gen iPhone and iPod touchs have a new bootrom so you can't untether jailbreak it, meaning you have to rejailbreak it (takes like 1 minute) everytime you turn off your ipod touch.

But if they come with 3.1.3 firmware then I think you have to wait for the jailbreak to be released, as it hasn't been 'cracked' yet.

[Terp]

well they dont sell it in 16\. only 8, 32, and 68 or something.

they have cracked 3.1.0.3 or whatever. and ill just never turn it off.

[Khachaturian]

Oh for real? Damn. I guess if you don't want to splurge on a 32 then 8 is fine.

Yeah they cracked it I checked, so just don't turn it off. It's super easy to redo it if you do (because eventually it'll crash at sometime and you'll have to) , you don't lose anything and stuff and it takes like 30 seconds.

[Terp]

Well they do sell 16gig, but not at target, so i dont get 20% off.

[Adulese Games]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

- Adulese

[Drummerpete]

S-S-S-Cervix Breaker!

[Terp]

there wasnt a combo to break.

[Ruins of Hell]

@Rodriguez:

> C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
>
> - Adulese

Maybe he meant:

@Rodriguez:

> C-C-C-CONVO BREAKER!
>
> - Adulese

[SHADERS]

@CRABWARRIOR!:

> there wasnt a combo to break.

great.

we have krabbes now

[Terp]

correction, we have. for a year now. since october 5th.

[Anna Comnena]

No, we aren't having that stupid argument again. Anyway, the joke is, type "french military victories" into Google Search, and hit the I'm Feeling Lucky button.
:azn:

[yorty]

I didnt want to argue D:
By the way, Heya Anna.

[shadoweight]

SPAM
i was bored

[SHADERS]

@Anna:

> No, we aren't having that stupid argument again. Anyway, the joke is, type "french military victories" into Google Search, and hit the I'm Feeling Lucky button.
> :azn:

i loled at this.

but long time no c anna.

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[yorty]

At first I was like: …
But then I was like: ...