Omegle!

[Eviltyphoon]

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> You: hi
> Stranger: the game
> You: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Rathearia]

/b/ is a place on 4chan. Anyways so for the past few chats, ive been trying to convince people that im a female looking for guys to talk to me on my phone sex hotline, hotline number being the rickrolld number.

Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: do you have any sexual fetishes?
You: hehe
Stranger: serious question
You: yes
Stranger: and that is?
You: well ill tell you
You: if you like phonesex
Stranger: depends
Stranger: with who
Stranger: I never had phone sex
You: well you can try me, call this number 1-985-655-2500 first 5 minutes are free then you have to input your credit card number to continue
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ill do that hold on

About a minute and a half later.

Stranger: FUCK ANUS FUCK ANUS

[Drummerpete]

> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: hello
> You: Hey
> Stranger: from?
> You: Doesnt matter.
> Stranger: how old are you??
> You: Why?
> Stranger: ummmmmm..just
> You: Can't you have a conversation with anyone?
> You: Or do they have to be between a certain age..?
> Stranger: i can't understand!!
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was scared they might be Renzo!

[Owen F]

@Desiderium:

> I was scared they might be Renzo!

everyone is like that
its SCARY!

[Drummerpete]

> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: You are now aware of the fact that your nose itches.
> You: The Game.
> Stranger: The Game is over.
> Stranger: Its okay
> You: The Game is never over.
> Stranger: You won!
> Stranger: Be happy! Be free
> You: You can't WIN the game!
> Stranger: Sure you can
> Stranger: An hero.
> Stranger: And the game is over
> You: Never!
> Stranger: In the future, I suggest trying things like constantly playing the GlaDOS song to troll people
> Stranger: you'll find its far more effective
> You: I'm not trolling.
> You: I'm making people lose the game.
> Stranger: You can never lose that which is not played.
> You: You are always playing.
> Stranger: You can not play the game that is over.
> You: It's not over.. Until everyone in the world knows about it.
> Stranger: Nah dude

[Patrick]

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> You: hai.
> Stranger: hello
> Stranger: from
> You: australia
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Oh come on. Just cause I'm australian!

[zombie0hour]

Lol I said I was Russian a few times and auto disconnects. Dumb racist americans.

[death]

OK. I gave it ago.

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> You: What we have in Christ Jesus--Redemption through His blood is the beginning and foundation of everything! Become a Christian!
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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> You: The safest place to be is within the will of God.
> Stranger: hey
> You: Become a Christian!
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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> Stranger: wanna sexchat? :D
> You: The true follower of Christ will not ask, "If I embrace this truth, what will it cost me?" Rather he will say, "This is truth. God help me to walk in it, let come what may!
> You: Become a Christian!
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ddunit]

DNA, you screwed the forum up.

[Smallbro]

> Stranger: Hello.
> You: hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[azkanan]

**13 Year old Female UK meets 18 Year old Male Indian!**

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> Stranger: hiii !!
> You: Hello!
> Stranger: asl..
> You: Ok, yeah, this is odd e.O
> You: 13 f uk
> You: you
> Stranger: m 18 india..
> You: cool =]
> Stranger: ur jus 13...
> Stranger: ??
> You: mhm ^^
> Stranger: ummm..so u a 5th grade student..??
> You: ?
> You: grade?
> Stranger: yea..
> You: year 8
> Stranger: okies..ur a small gal.i guess..
> You: yupp
> You: is that bad
> You: ?
> Stranger: noo..i nevr found ny1 so younger here..
> You: o lol
> You: do u want my msn
> Stranger: yea...
> Stranger: temme..
> You: Stranger: watz ur name..??..
> You: jess lol
> Stranger: wen ll u cm ol..??
> You: ?
> Stranger: in msn..
> You: cam?
> Stranger: yea..
> You: im goin out 2nite 2 my friends house
> You: and iv only got my tights and bra on atm lol
> Stranger: ummm..ur horny..!!
> You: wat
> Stranger: u sound horny...
> You: no?
> You: btw, did u just add me?
> You: i think i canccelled by accident lol
> Stranger: nopes..vil add u nw..in a few mins
> You: add me now, i need 2 get dressed lol

It's freckled up, but, it's proof once again how stupid some guys are e.O

EDIT:

Anyway, soon enough, he adds me on msn.

> (*)Mishy(*) says: hiii
> I liked the football last night! go liverpool! says: hiii
> I liked the football last night! go liverpool! says: cam p[lase
> I liked the football last night! go liverpool! says: please
> (*)Mishy(*) says: alright, one sec. lemme put my shoez on lol
> I liked the football last night! go liverpool! says: kay be quick lol xxx
> _**(I change my name and display pic)**_
> Chris Hansen: What are you doing?
> I liked the football last night! go liverpool! says: ???
> Chris Hansen: Why don't you take a seat?
> I liked the football last night! go liverpool! says: wat?
> Chris Hansen: What are you doing here? Adding a 13 year old girl on msn and then asking for her to go on webcam?
> I liked the football last night! go liverpool! says: wtf aer you doing/
> Chris Hansen: What did you have planned for her, when she went on cam, exactly?
> I liked the football last night! go liverpool! says: fu dick

He then went offline. Lol. Epic Win.

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> You: fcnvfbkrbwfkjbwfkhewbwkjfkjwefkjb
> Stranger: hi
> Stranger: from?
> You: omnomnomnom
> You: The moon
> Stranger: im from venus
> You: It's cold here :/
> Stranger: hot here
> Stranger: sailor moonnnnnnnn

Ducking sailor moon.

[emblem]

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> You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Whyyyy>?!

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> You: Disconnect, I dare you.
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Lmfao.

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> You: SHAM-WOOW
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He doesn't like shamwow ._.

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> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> You: Alibaba
> Stranger: Agreed
> You: Indeed!
> Stranger: QUITE
> You: NO YOU
> Stranger: NO U
> You: NO YOU!
> Stranger: DOUBLE NIGGER
> You: GET ON THE FLOOR, BITCH!
> Stranger: EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR
> You: STICK IT IN HER POOPER, SHE LIKES IT THAT WAY
> Stranger: LOLI HAETS PIZZA
> You: LOLI IS IN YUR CLOSET
> Stranger: They see me trollin..they hatin
> You: QUICK, HIDE IT BETTER BEFORE CHRIS HANSON FINDS OUT
> Stranger: WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT OVER THERE
> You: NO YOU
> Stranger: NO U
> You: nou
> You: NOO! MY CAPS LOCK!!
> Stranger: .....>:3
> Stranger: IT'S A LION
> You: GET IN THE CAR
> You: IT'S A CAR!
> You: GET IN THE LION
> Stranger: JESUS IS THE LION...WHAT DO I DO
> You: CALL GHOST BUSTERS
> You have disconnected.
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[The Oracle]

i have a few good ones from back in the day when I was a real /b/tard.

[The Oracle]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: life fucking sucks
You: i just want to end it all
Stranger: npo, why would you?
You: you wouldn't understand
Stranger: i will, i have a friend that sais the same
Stranger: but i help him out
You: well i had a good life
You: a job
You: an apartment
You: a girlfriend
You: but then i got greedy
You: i started cheating with a chick at work
You: and my girlfriend found out
Stranger: ohw, thats not nice,
You: and to top it off
Stranger: but you regret
You: when i was walking home
You: i got into a fight
You: and guess what my mom said
Stranger: get out?
You: sorta
You: she said
You: "you
You: oops
You: "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air"
You have disconnected.

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> You: I like gumballs.
> Stranger: is this b?
> You: This is /b/.
> Stranger: Fuck, you want to be the jail bait, or should I?
> You: Hmm. How about something different.
> You: What if we both were jailbait.
> Stranger: hey u got cam? i bet i can finger faster than u lol
> You: Fuck that.
> You have disconnected.
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[Harris6310]

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Stranger: are you a nigger?
You: Yes
Stranger: get a fucking job
You: But im white
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: act your race
Stranger: you queer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Racist douche bag.

[The Oracle]

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: are you a jew?
Stranger: no
You: good
Stranger: why
You: you sound like one
Stranger: why
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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> You: I live in alaska
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Now if I said I'm asian, they wouldn't close it.

Edit: On second thought.

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> You: I'm asian.
> Stranger: hellouu
> You: Hi.
> Stranger: im not
> Stranger: bye
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[The Oracle]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
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Stranger: OVER
Stranger: NINE
Stranger: THOUSAND
Stranger: :|

[emblem]

Uhh, was this one of you?

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> You: HI
> Stranger: i'm looking for hot boy to have chat gay sex
> You: HIIIIIII
> You: Dude!
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> You: Hi!
> Stranger: GO DIE IN A HOLE
> You: NO YOU
> Stranger: TWICE
> You: MY HOLE IS SMALL, YOUR IS A FUCKING CRATOR
> You: YOUR DEATH WILL BE FUNNIER
> Stranger: LOL
> You: DO IT NAO
> Stranger: OK
> Stranger: BTW
> Stranger: KLUKLUXKLAN FTW