Omegle!

[zearth]

because they cant spell asian of course

[Khachaturian]

@zearth:

> who said that was black people? it could be whites trying to be gangsta…or those azn gangstas ><

Dude it most likely wasn't black people, it was a sort of role play :P
I'm not black either

[Pryex]

> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: Hi
> You: i AM oPTIMUS pRIME
> Stranger: hahahahahahahaha
> You: duck you Megatron
> Stranger: I AM IRONHIDE
> You: Well then I guess I outrank you
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

and

> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> You: hi
> Stranger: hi
> Stranger: where are you from
> You: Cybertron
> Stranger: ????
> You: I'm Optimus Prime
> Stranger: I never heard about it
> You: :O
> Stranger: what is famous
> You: potatoes
> Stranger: oh
> Stranger: I like potatoes
> You: really
> You: I don't
> You: I must now return to my home planet of Krypton
> You: /me flies away
> Stranger: I eat it s
> Stranger: bye
> You: *flied away

[Eviltyphoon]

> Connecting to server…
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: hiiiiii stranger
> You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
> Stranger: hahahah
> You: wat you laughin about
> Stranger: you're not a asl are you?
> Stranger: well
> Stranger: life
> Stranger: I guess
> Stranger: I laugh a lot
> You: I do to
> Stranger: that's great. Laughing is good.
> You: yup
> Stranger: Thouhg I have come to notice people look strangely at you if you start laughing whitout reason
> You: brightens up your life
> Stranger: yeah :D
> You: yeah
> You: ppl start to be really freaked out if you start laughin maniacally in the supermarket
> You: MUHAHAHAHA, I'll have some MORE eggs!
> Stranger: strange world ;)
> Stranger: hahahaha eggs are sooo humorous.
> Stranger: but not many people see that
> You: ya
> You: thats my favorite past time
> You: laughing at eggs in the supermarket
> Stranger: I like laughing at tomatoes actually
> You: oh yeah
> Stranger: and throw them at people once in a while
> You: tomatoes are very funny too
> Stranger: not rotten though, thatäs just kliché
> Stranger: yeah
> You: especially when they're on other ppls faces
> Stranger: yeah they're best that way
> Stranger: soo
> Stranger: how do you feel about cupcakes?
> Stranger: just generally
> You: not funny
> You: most peoplet hink they are hilarious
> You: I think not
> Stranger: I think they're to cute to take seriously. But you got to admit they try hard.
> Stranger: just a bit too hard maybe
> You: whilst everybody else is like hahaha look cupcapes, I'm like >.<
> Stranger: Nobody will laugh when they take over the world
> You: indeed
> You: and take over the world they will
> Stranger: havy you noticed you find a cupcake almost everytime your eon the internet?
> You: they will ride on their lolcat steed to victory
> You: yes
> You: yes I have noticed that
> You: http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/10/cupcake_timer.jpg
> You: huh
> You: whats that
> You: I didn't post that
> You: OHSHIT!
> You: cupcakes taking over omegle!!!
> Stranger: I am actually secretly helping them to there way too victory. Just to be sure Im not thrown in the candycaves when their time comes
> You: RUUUUN!
> Stranger: Its too late
> You: smart
> You: where can I apply to do that?
> Stranger: Just bake a cupcake (from scratch ofc) and then worship it for 34 days
> You: okay, thanks
> Stranger: or how many minutes it took you too bake it
> You: hey, who are you guys?
> You: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
> You: AAARGH
> You: *gets dragged away by anti cupcake ^police*
> You have disconnected.

Cupcakes are bad

[cheatking]

This was fun!

>! Connecting to server…
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: u from?
You: Mars
Stranger: Mars?
You: Yes
Stranger: hh
Stranger: im us
You: What?
You: Your us?
Stranger: yep
You: You are me and you?
Stranger: what?
You: Huh?
You: You said you are us. So you are 2 people?
Stranger: you from mars is not
You: Not what?
Stranger: mm
You: Mm?
Stranger: idk
You: What?
Stranger: just not
You: Not wha?
Stranger: you age?
You: Yes once every year.
Stranger: hh
Stranger: :P
Stranger: how a u today?
You: Erm "How a you?" Sorry my marsian translater must be faulty.
Stranger: mm i think you from korea
Stranger: coz korean is fool
You: What planet is that?
Stranger: what?
You: I don't know the planet "korea".
Stranger: not
You: Not?
Stranger: you know
Stranger: you live!
You: Not I know?
You: Yes I'm alive.
Stranger: ah fool
You: Huh?
Stranger: live!
You: Live aid?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: wanker..
You: Oh wait.
You: You mean where do I live?
You: Mars.
Stranger: shit
Stranger: fool korean
You: Yiu need the toilet?
You: You*
You: Korean? Whats that? A kind of food?
Stranger: mm
Stranger: yes
You: Ah ok.
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 18!!
Stranger: FUCKer
You: I'm 8
You: 16 on earth
Stranger: on earth you where r u from?
You: Erm nowhere
You: I live on mars
Stranger: furk
You: Furk?
Stranger: WTK Mars ...
Stranger: wa'aw'lmdawdaw
You: Sorry I think my translator is broken.
Stranger: huh rly?
You: Yea because what I see makes no scence.
Stranger: huh
You: Noughting.
Stranger: you funny
You: So hows the weather on Earth?
Stranger: clean
You: Ok.
Stranger: fuck....
Stranger: mars...
You: Fuck?
You: What about mars?
Stranger: just suck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Pryex]

lol

[Akselj]

> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: guten tag.
> You: What
> You: Why german
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was just asking why he spoke german….

[Drummerpete]

That means good day, by the way.
A formal "hello".

[Akselj]

I know

[Drummerpete]

@AkselJ:

> I know

Good. xD

[Xavi]

Man, funniest website evah.

> Connecting to server…
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: COCKS
> You: you can say that again
> Stranger: maybe
> Stranger: yeah
> Stranger: i think i will...
> You: Good
> Stranger: COCKS
> Stranger: damn that feels good
> You: OMG!
> You: I know
> Stranger: just saying, "COCKS"
> You: COCKS
> You: wow
> Stranger: you should try it
> You: you were right
> Stranger: yeah
> You: COCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSC
> You: Niether
> Stranger: damn look at those cocks
> Stranger: haha
> Stranger: funny, same here
> Stranger: so, how's the weather wherever you are/.
> Stranger: ???
> You: Fine
> You: Your such a stranger...
> Stranger: thats nice.
> Stranger: you're quite the stranger as well.
> You: I dont even know you, and Im ingaging in conversation!!
> You: I think my mommy told me not to talk to strangers
> You: cause sometimes strangers are rapests
> You: are you a rapist?
> Stranger: no
> You: dam
> Stranger: stranger's are always rapists
> Stranger: 150% of the time
> You: hex ya
> Stranger: yep
> Stranger: i'll rape you if you'd like
> You: really!!?>>!!
> You: Please do!
> Stranger: alrighty
> You: You failed at that. After all, its not rape if you like it
> Stranger: *ducking PULLS THAT Female Dog OVER HERE, RIPS THEIR CLOTHES OFF AND STUFFS EVERY HOLE WITH NIGGERCOCKS*
> Stranger: just because you THINK you like it doesnt mean you do
> You: toche
> You: so...
> Stranger:
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> You:
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> You: omg
> Stranger:
> Stranger: blank post ftw
> You: spam ftwlolbbqftwftwlolroflmao
> Stranger:    â–²
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> Stranger: ducking triforce doesnt work on omegle
> You: triangle
> You: bb