Omegle!

[Guest]

Ok, now I am scared…...

> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: HI
> You: M/18/Notlookingforcybersexsorrry
> Stranger: UR MA IS A BITCH
> Stranger: ❤♠♥☀❤ARAB ARE RICH,SO ARAB WILL BE KILLED BY USA.BUT,DON'T WORRY~~ARAB CAN GO TO KILL EUROPEAN~★
>
> ❤♠♥☀❤UR GOD IS JUST A PEASANT JEW.UR A PIG~~★
>
> ❤♠♥☀❤The Communist Party is ur mother.But the Communist Party is my son.★
> Stranger: ❤♠♥☀❤ARAB ARE RICH,SO ARAB WILL BE KILLED BY USA.BUT,DON'T WORRY~~ARAB CAN GO TO KILL EUROPEAN~★
>
> ❤♠♥☀❤UR GOD IS JUST A PEASANT JEW.UR A PIG~~★
>
> ❤♠♥☀❤The Communist Party is ur mother.But the Communist Party is my son.★❤♠♥☀❤ARAB ARE RICH,SO ARAB WILL BE KILLED BY USA.BUT,DON'T WORRY~~ARAB CAN GO TO KILL EUROPEAN~★
>
> ❤♠♥☀❤UR GOD IS JUST A PEASANT JEW.UR A PIG~~★
>
> ❤♠♥☀❤The Communist Party is ur mother.But the Communist Party is my son.★❤♠♥☀❤ARAB ARE RICH,SO ARAB WILL BE KILLED BY USA.BUT,DON'T WORRY~~ARAB CAN GO TO KILL EUROPEAN~★
>
> ❤♠♥☀❤UR GOD IS JUST A PEASANT JEW.UR A PIG~~★
>
> ❤♠♥☀❤The Communist Party is ur mother.But the Communist Party is my son.★❤♠♥☀❤ARAB ARE RICH,SO ARAB WILL BE KILLED BY USA.BUT,DON'T WORRY~~ARAB CAN GO TO KILL EUROPEAN~★
>
> ❤♠♥☀❤UR GOD IS JUST A PEASANT JEW.UR A PIG~~★
>
> ❤♠♥☀❤The Communist Party is ur mother.But the Communist Party is my son.★❤♠♥☀❤ARAB ARE RICH,SO ARAB WILL BE KILLED BY USA.BUT,DON'T WORRY~~ARAB CAN GO TO KILL EUROPEAN~★
>
> ❤♠♥☀❤UR GOD IS JUST A PEASANT JEW.UR A PIG~~★
>
> ❤♠♥☀❤The Communist Party is ur mother.But the Communist Party is my son.★❤♠♥☀❤ARAB ARE RICH,SO ARAB WILL BE KILLED BY USA.BUT,DON'T WORRY~~ARAB CAN GO TO KILL EUROPEAN~★
>
> ❤♠♥☀❤UR GOD IS JUST A PEASANT JEW.UR A PIG~~★
>
> ❤♠♥☀❤The Communist Party is ur mother.But the Communist Party is my son.★❤♠♥☀❤ARAB ARE RICH,SO ARAB WILL BE KILLED BY USA.BUT,DON'T WORRY~~ARAB CAN GO TO KILL EUROPEAN~★
>
> ❤♠♥☀❤UR GOD IS JUST A PEASANT JEW.UR A PIG~~★
>
> ❤♠♥☀❤The Communist Party is ur mother.But the Communist Party is my son.★❤♠♥☀❤ARAB ARE RICH,SO ARAB WILL BE KILLED BY USA.BUT,DON'T WORRY~~ARAB CAN GO TO KILL EUROPEAN~★
>
> ❤♠♥☀❤UR GOD IS JUST A PEASANT JEW.UR A PIG~~★
>
> ❤♠♥☀❤The Communist Party is ur mother.But the Communist Party is my son.★
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. Bob Firefarter]

@IceCream:

> DNA THAT WAS ME!

O RLY?
SICK MONSTERS OF THE DEEP SEA OF ETERNAL *******

[Owen F]

@DNA:

> O RLY?
> SICK MONSTERS OF THE DEEP SEA OF ETERNAL *******

Which one was ICT you have like 10 posts

[redmax]

> Connecting to server…
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> You: So I herd you liek mudkipz
> Stranger: duck yes i do
> You: OMFG
> You: SAME
> Stranger: bidoof?
> You: WAT U LIKE ABUT IT
> Stranger: i liek its blue skin
> You: OMFG
> You: AMAZING
> Stranger: u liek bidoof
> You: sooooOoo
> You: gender/
> You: ?
> Stranger: male, there are no girls on the web
> You: Ooo
> You: thats were u r wrong
> You: i am a girl and a guy =D watever u want hunni
> You: ^^
> Stranger: oooh, tranny, those are cool
> Stranger: preop or post op?
> You: o.o..
> You: Sooo
> You: SAY IT
> You: OVER 9000
> You: ducking SAY IT ITS OVER 9000!
> Stranger: ITS OVER 9000
> You: OMFG
> You: U R BRILLAINT
> Stranger: u win teh internets
> You: so u want cybersex with a tran :)
> Stranger: no
> You: =] yeh u do
> You: come on
> You: i b a boy for u
> You: =d
> You: I MEAN
> You: girl
> You: Xd
> You: Xd
> You: XD
> Stranger: actually, i'm good
> You: -.-
> You: NOOB

> You: hi!
> Stranger: WHITE WHALE
> Stranger: HOLY GRAIL
> You: OMFG
> You: I AGREE
> Stranger: SPLIT YOUR LUNGS
> Stranger: WITH BLOOD
> Stranger: AND THUNDER
> You: yup
> You: i no
> You: it is fun
> You: =D
> You: soo like
> You: HMM
> You: u like whales to;O
> Stranger: ARE YOU CAPTAIN AHAB?
> You: OMFG
> You: YEH
> Stranger: THEN WE SHALL HUNT THE GREAT BEAST THAT HAS CLAIMED YOUR LEG
> Stranger: WITH ONE THRUST OF THE JAVELIN
> Stranger: IT'S HEART SHALL BE PIERCE
> You: OKAY
> You: LETS DO IT
> Stranger: AND VENGEANCE WILL ARISE FROM YOUR BURNING BLOOD
> You: OMFG THE WHALE ITS OVER 9000?!
> You: OMFG
> Stranger: That joke is dead
> You: :(
> You: FINE
> You: NOOB
> You: OMFG?W
> Stranger: VEGETA
> You: TF
> Stranger: WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT NANOHA'S POWER LEVEL?
> You: WTf?
> You: ITS OVER 9000
> Stranger: STARLIGHT- BREAKAAAAAAAAA
> Stranger: SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~
> You: omfg.. weirdo?
> You have disconnected.

[IceCream Tuesday]

>! Connecting to server…
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: faggot
You: box
Stranger: nigbitch
You: cuntwhore
Stranger: i came
You: same
You: one more go?
Stranger: okay
You: you wanna start?
Stranger: nah, you lead this time
You: Dick gobbler
Stranger: Anal luber
You: package sniffer
Stranger: box Demon
You: pubic hair
Stranger: handle bar mustache
You: Landing strip
Stranger: garage door
You: French doors
Stranger: wild boars
You: Elephant tusk
Stranger: from dawn till dusk
You: Corn husk
Stranger: manly musk
You: hockey pucks
Stranger: i came again
You: I didnt..
You: you gotta finish me off.
Stranger: hmm, mighty ducks
You: ooh.. ooh!!! GOD ok. i came
Stranger: that was fun
You: To a certain extent
You: possibly the best cyber i've done in a while.
Stranger: same here, well, i'll be seein ya!
You: Female Dog
You: leave
You: I didnt even invite you here.
Stranger: you're so tsundere
Stranger: but i love you for that!
You: <3
You: *kiss *kiss
You: Same time tomorrow?
Stranger: i'll try. no promises though.
You: well.. i'll be waiting
Stranger: bye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This one lol
@DNA:

> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> You: Hi.
> Stranger: im a horny guy looking for a hot guy to cam
> You: !
> You have disconnected.

[Mr. Bob Firefarter]

THIS SITE IS THE DUCKING GREATEST!!!!!! :cheesy:

OK, I just have to F*CKING test out the censor, its been making no sense.

porn

[Mr. Bob Firefarter]

there, it is.

[Myron]

> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: Herro
> You: Hiya
> Stranger: Om nom nom nom
> Stranger: I eat you!
> You: Well, raw?
> Stranger: Sure
> Stranger: I'm a robot. So it's ok.
> You: Ah ok
> You: BUT
> You: I have to warn ye
> You: I'm Oiled.
> Stranger: Oh no.
> Stranger: I'll Live.
> You: Damn.
> You: I'm a Terminator?
> Stranger: Ok?
> You: Good, so that doesnt taste so good.
> Stranger: Oh, it does.
> You: But i might consider to eat you..
> Stranger: Nah.
> You: No? :(
> You: You'll break my heart..
> Stranger: Fine...
> You: Damn..
> You: The Game.
> Stranger: .....
> Stranger: No
> You: You you lost the game.
> Stranger: I know.
> Stranger: Damn you!
> You: Your Welcome.
> You: You know..
> You: Was just thinking..
> You: About The Game and all that stuf..
> Stranger: Oh Hell naw.
> You: Nono
> You: Not that game.. Shit now i lost as wel..
> Stranger: HAHAA
> Stranger: win.
> You: Make it Epic.
> Stranger: Epic win.
> You: Thank you.
> Stranger: Yup.
> You: Hey, but errh..
> You: Just to put my self out of this hell.. Just goddamn eat me :(
> Stranger: Ok
> You: Oh before you'll eat
> You: The Game.
> Stranger: Tomorrow at 3 pm.
> Stranger: fdl;ft
> Stranger: sdftger
> Stranger: NO!
> Stranger: Stop.
> Stranger: ....
> You: Ok ok!
> You: I just couldn't help it.
> Stranger: Your moms the game.
> You: Ya?
> You: I just lost her
> You: ...
> Stranger: haha
> You: No seriously..
> Stranger: Really?
> You: Ya.
> Stranger: Aww
> You: Her last words were: The Game.
> Stranger: Female Dog....
> You: Since i was playing Second Life or something.
> You: XD
> You: Ah no worries..
> You: You'll get your chance to beat me with The Game.
> Stranger: ....Ok
> You: But if 1 of us leaves, whe can't bother each other anymore
> You: And i can't lose The Game.
> You: ^.^
> Stranger: ....
> You: Your quiet
> You: Robots do not talk much, do they?
> Stranger: No we don't
> You: Good.
> Stranger: ...
> You: ....
> You: I have more.
> Stranger: No
> Stranger: don't
> You: .............
> Stranger: Oh ok
> Stranger: If you were going to write about The Game. I was going to eat you!

I did the Triple "The Game" Insta !  :icon_killbill:

[Mr. Bob Firefarter]

HOLY F*CK.
8 chats in a row asking for sex.
All males.

[Patrick]

> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: hi
> You: yo.
> You: Never gonna give you up
> You: Never gonna let you down
> You: Never gonna say goodbye
> Stranger: ok
> You: Never gonna run around
> Stranger: ok
> Stranger: asl???
> You: www.spam.com
> Stranger: ?
> ?
>
> ?
> You: www.rickrolling.com
> Stranger: bye
> You: www.leekspin.com
> You: bai!
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
> or save this log or send us feedback.

> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: hello
> You: Sunshine lollypops, rainbows and other stuff
> You: All those other things that make you wanna go shout!
> You: www.rickrolling.com
> You: www.leekspin.com
> Stranger: address?
> Stranger: NO.you are bad
> You: 123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000
> Stranger: oh
> You: I eat children
> You: and spambots
> Stranger: are you form Sydney
> You: dur.
> Stranger: are you form Sydney
> You: 123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000123 fake street, NSW Sydney, 3000
> Stranger: BC,PJ
> You: sweeping chickens
> Stranger: sweeping chickens
> Stranger: chi xian

> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: hi
> You: Mcnugget is in the house
> Stranger: female?
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
> or save this log or send us feedback.

> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: hi
> You: Hi.
> Stranger: guy??
> You: No
> Stranger: okay good
> Stranger: my names eric
> You: Hai!
> You: Do you like brooms?
> Stranger: sure i dont dis like them
> You: Dustpans?
> Stranger: lol why??
> You: No reason.
> Stranger: i guess
> Stranger: you make me laugh
> You: Really? Aww.
> Stranger: yea thank you i needed that shity day
> Stranger: how was your day??
> You: It's morning.
> Stranger: where do you live
> You: Unless I'm psychic?
> You: Australia!
> Stranger: omg no way i want to go there so bad
> Stranger: how old are you
> You: 23
> Stranger: thats badass i am 18
> Stranger: i am from florida
> You: Bai!
> You have disconnected.
> or save this log or send us feedback.
> [/quote}
> By the way, I'm a guy. And I'm 13.

[Mr. Bob Firefarter]

Shhhhh…
I've got one on the HOOK!!!!!

[Mr. Bob Firefarter]

@DNA:

> Shhhhh…
> I've got one on the HOOK!!!!!

F*CK
I got FAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: thanx
You: I'm good
Stranger: okey
Stranger: how the weather there
You: It has been hot, recently...
Stranger: northern hemisphere?
You: Yea
Stranger: Me 2
Stranger: did u get pets
You: I have a few dogs, 2 cats, and several fish.
Stranger: aha that's kinda u
Stranger: i only have a lazy cat
You: One of my cats is EXTREMELY lazy, and the other is very active.
Stranger: so,they're sleepin now?
You: I'm more of a cat person
You: I don't know, sometimes they go outside.
Stranger: hah,they cute
Stranger: i call my cat GARFIELD
You: My cats' names are Scrappy, and Magglio.
Stranger: and,hows ur family
You: They're good.
Stranger: wat time there
You: 4:27 AM
Stranger: me 2
You: I guess that means same time zone.
Stranger: u smart
You: Thanx
Stranger: why u here
You: IDK
Stranger: u wanna stay up
You: I guess
Stranger: did u get something interesting to share
You: IDK what you're saying...
Stranger: dont keep silent
Stranger: ok,now i should know ur asl
You: lol
You: 21 M Michigan
Stranger: ok,so,wat about ur gf
You: none
Stranger: u rare
Stranger: wat do u like?
Stranger: u r college student?
You: 1st question: I like to play video games, but i guess thats because I really don't have anybody to hang out with.
You: 2nd Question: Yes
Stranger: like wii?

You: Yea
You: I have a wii
Stranger: i prefer PS
You: I'd get a Ps3, but I don't have the money
Stranger: wat's ur major
You: Astronomy
You: technically Astrophysics
Stranger: that's cool,wat u wanna be in ur futrue.
You: Astronomer. The stars have always fascinated me.
Stranger: im speechless
You: Thanks.
Stranger: can u be more active
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: just say something
You: What do you do for a living?
Stranger: journalist
You: That's a nice job.
You: Hard to get.
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 24
You: What's your favorite music?
Stranger: if u r my target,that's really a challenge to interview
You: My fave music is the band Muse.
Stranger: oh,u seem like a homeboy
You: A homeboy?
Stranger: just wanna stay at home n play videogames or watch tv
You: No, it's just that I have nobody to hang out with.
You: When I went to colledge, I lost track of all my friends.
Stranger: oh,sry to hear that
You: Had to go far to get a good Astrophysics course, you see.
You: BRB.
You: I gotte do something real quick
You: So where do you live?
Stranger: oh,ny
Stranger: but i do my work in china
You: New York, New York?
Stranger: sure
You: So, what are your hobbies?
Stranger: oh,movies
You: What kind?
Stranger: style like the bridges of madison county
Stranger: did u get wiifit
You: No, I can't find it. It's always out of stock
Stranger: never been to china?
You: I haven't ever been out of the country.
You: Haven't been out of state for a while, either.
Stranger: u must wear glass
You: I wear glasses, yes.
Stranger: i can imagine u
You: What do I look like to you?
Stranger: hmmmmm,u know a show called skins
Stranger: u google SID and SKINS
You: I never heard of that show before...
Stranger: u could be naive
You: I have been called that before...
Stranger: u just got a simple dream and tried to fulfill it
You: Just a sec, I have to get the plugin for this laptop. There's only 15 percent left.
You: Ok
Stranger: ok
You: What are you doing right now besides being on a computer?
Stranger: drinkin cafe
You: Getting free Wi-Fi?
Stranger: i did it myself
You: Oh.
Stranger: wat
You: I'm trying to think of something to ask, lol.
Stranger: i c
Stranger: u know the total solar eclipse in china```
You: Yeah, you got to see it?
You: I've never even seen a partial Eclipse.
Stranger: uuu ``` ok
You: What's wrong?
Stranger: a moment
You: ok.
Stranger: im back
You: K
Stranger: hey,sry,i just cheatted on you
Stranger: im 19 m chinese
You: LOL
You: I'm actually 13
Stranger: i lied just cuz im not sure if u will leave me alone
You: just click DISCONNECT if you wanted to stop

[Patrick]

> Connecting to server…
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> You: hai!
> Stranger: hey
> Stranger: asl?
> You: what?
> Stranger: age/sex/lifestyle
> Stranger: lol
> Stranger: everyone just says it
> You: ahh right. I was wondering about that
> Stranger: oh haha
> You: I have anti-virus software
> Stranger: umm okay?
> Stranger: what do u mean
> You: I have antivirus software
> You: Do you?
> You: I like broom handles
> You: And mice which dance to britney spears
> Stranger: ohh okay
> Stranger: how nice
> You: i'tis
> Stranger: so are you a guy or girl
> You: I'm a spambot
> You: robot spam
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
> or save this log or send us feedback.

> Connecting to server…
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: hi
> You: Hai! Do you like... stuff?
> Stranger: its better than not-stuff
> You: anti-stuff!
> You: run away!
> You have disconnected.
> or save this log or send us feedback.

> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: IS THIS YOU /a/?
> You: Is this bob?
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
> or save this log or send us feedback.

Jee, thanks.

> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> You: Mcnugget
> Stranger: hi
> Stranger: no
> You: why?
> Stranger: only no
> You: You type slow
> Stranger: who are u
> You: bladeppityblahblah me likie's chicken
> Stranger: very fast u:)
> You: I'm a giant mcnuggets
> You: damn!
> Stranger: ok bye
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
> or save this log or send us feedback.

> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> You: Penis!
> Stranger: 21 f
> Stranger: china
> You: You likey?
> Stranger: of course
> You: David hasselhoph
> Stranger: i wanna suck it
> You: You just lost the game
> Stranger: ?
> You: You just lost it again!
> You: www.smouch.net/lol
> You: A penis will eat a chicken whore
> Stranger: haha
> You: Cybersmexy!
> You: www.spam.com
> You: www.google.com
> Stranger: u from?
> You: united spamdom
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
> or save this log or send us feedback.

> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: hi
> You: HAIS!
> Stranger: well,
> You: Do you like eating hockeypucks?
> You: Or garage doors?
> You: Or robot chicken bone invaders?
> You: with rockets?
> You: and spam?
> Stranger: no,
> You: even lolspam?
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
> or save this log or send us feedback.

[Mr. Bob Firefarter]

WHO THE F*CK IS BOB!?!??!?? :cheesy:

[Patrick]

Oh, That was me.

here's another one.

> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> You: I'm happy
> Stranger: why
> You: I ate a child
> Stranger: really?
> You: Yes. It tasted like chicken
> You: I'm a pedobear
> Stranger: you are so seek
> You: seek?
> Stranger: sick
> Stranger: are you a serial killer?
> You: ok.
> You: Yes
> Stranger: well
> Stranger: I kill cats
> You: I'll eat them off the street'
> Stranger: do you know MURAKAMI HARUKI?
> You: yes. He's my friend
> Stranger: no
> Stranger: Seriously
> Stranger: do you know who he is?
> You: Yes
> You: He's hanging on my bedroom wall
> Stranger: What does he do then?
> You: he's dead. He's on my bedroom wall
> Stranger: hes a writer. you idiot
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
> or save this log or send us feedback.

[Mr. Bob Firefarter]

Connecting to server…
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi
Stranger: Boom
Stranger: Headhot
Stranger: Heyz
You: Mcnugget?
Stranger: Headshot McNugget?
You: Eclipse forum person?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Ah...
Stranger: You think I'm someone you know
Stranger: Hate to dissapoint you
Stranger: But WTF is eclipse?
You: :O
You have disconnected.

[Patrick]

That was me!

[Mr. Bob Firefarter]

NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi
Stranger: sug nigga
Stranger: fuck you chink
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Owen F]

@мсичġġεт:

> That was me!

No way. THAT WAS ME HOLY SHIT!

[Patrick]

yep!

[Patrick]

> Connecting to server…
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: A word of advice.
> You: Yes?
> Stranger: Watch the fuck out.
> You: Rape?
> Stranger: No please.
> You: Yay!
> Stranger: I'm kidding.
> Stranger: Can we have a serious and intellectual discussion.
> Stranger: Where we connect on a deeper level
> You: Ok. why not
> Stranger: You'll have to start.
> You: In detailed programmatic specificity. Ahh kevin rudd how funny.
> Stranger: Please, you're breaking my heart.
> You: With a sharp knife
> Stranger: Knifes don't really break things
> Stranger: More like "cut" them.
> You: It's spelt knives.
> Stranger: Knives even.
> Stranger: Please.
> Stranger: God dammit.
> You: www.rickrolling.com
> You: woo!
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
> or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote}
>
> Yes...

[Rathearia]

Stranger: hi there
You: do you liek mudkips ?
Stranger: what is it
Stranger: ?
You: oh my god
You: you really dont know
You: about teh mudkips?
Stranger: nope
You have disconnected.

Been on there for a while now, always start off with Do you liek mudkips ? Id say like half the people on there if not more are from /b/ 4chan. Some pretty funny stuff went down but I forgot to save them.

[Patrick]

I just say I like eating children. O_o

[Owen F]

ok this is doing my head in
WHAT WORD FILTERS TO /b/ i see it EVERYWHERE.

[Patrick]

> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: hey
> You: Pictures of Chillidog
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
> or save this log or send us feedback.

Oh gawd lolz.
And I did mean to say POC