Omegle!

[Khachaturian]

I'm so trying this out right now

[Patrick]

The reply spambot seems to get everyone away.

> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: hollo
> You: hollow trees
> Stranger: boy?
> You: I'm just a lonely spambot
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
> or save this log or send us feedback.

[Patrick]

> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> You: david hasselhoff
> Stranger: Hello
> Stranger: The Game
> You: eclipse?
> You: I lost it
> You: You did too
> You: RAAAPPPPEEE!
> Stranger: No
> Stranger: Nasioc?
> You: 4chan is teh uber
> You: /b/
> You: david hasselhoff
> Stranger: SCIC :|
> You: /ctrl-alt-delete
> Stranger: I see what u did thefe
> You: /b/ is uber
> Stranger: www.knowyourmeme.com
> You: www.leekspin.com
> Stranger: Get with the gMe, bro
> You: Nazi Kittens, www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com
> You: Never!
> Stranger: That is bad.
> You: You just lost the game
> You: You just lost the david hasselhoff game
> Stranger: I am 12 and what is that?
> You: www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com is a site which shows cats that look like hitler. Coincidence right?
> Stranger: Wicked. I am reporting u
> You: Yay!
> You: Remeber to say david hasselhoff
> Stranger: Screw u, scum bag
> You: hotdog vendors!
> Stranger: Your mom wears army bonnets
> You: Huh. Your american!
> Stranger: Haha u lost th game
> You: In my country mom is spelt mum
> You: you spelt the wrong.
> You: You just lost the game!
> Stranger: Bloody brit
> You: Guess again
> Stranger: Canada
> You: again
> Stranger: Sweden
> You: again
> You: abit lower
> Stranger: Germany
> You: alot lower
> You: you just lost the game
> Stranger: Lower than Canada is America, punk
> You: west of america.
> You: or east.
> Stranger: Ireland
> You: LOWER!
> You: southern hemisphere
> Stranger: India :|
> You: again
> Stranger: South bloody america
> You: an i isn't antartica
> You: again!
> Stranger: Africa?
> You: starts with an a!
> You: and is it's own continent
> Stranger: Oh bloody Australia
> You: clap clap for the handicap
> Stranger: G'day mate
> You: you lost the game
> You: Kangaroo on the barbeque
> Stranger: Let's put a shrimp on the barbie
> You: fjumping jackrabbits!
> You: stinking sawdust!
> Stranger: Ok I hate your accent already
> You: You can't hear an accent in words
> Stranger: Oh yes I can
> You: except if you send a link to someone talking
> You: in mp3 or midi or wav
> Stranger: I can hear u say Jackrabbits
> You: Heh. I'm older that you
> Stranger: Nonsense
> You: 13.
> Stranger: How old am o?
> You: 12
> Stranger: I*
> You: you said it before!
> Stranger: 22 punk
> You: Oh wow!
> You: your a great speller!
> Stranger: Screw u and ur Aussie spelling
> You: david hasselhoff
> You: will kill you
> Stranger: U just lost the game
> You: CHATSPEAK MUCH?
> You: www.spam.com
> You: www.smouch.net/lol
> Stranger: America could get rid of Aussie and we'd never miss it
> You: We could use Kevin Rudd as a shield. If you know who that is.
> Stranger: Aussie girls are ugly, u have no natural resources except kangaroo poo
> You: Oh wow. That's coming from a person who doesn't know how to spell
> You: 22 and you still can't spell
> You: You're just sad.
> Stranger: I can spell better than your mum.
> You: Oh wow!
> You: That's amazing.
> Stranger: She "tutored" me
> You: Be your mum is in prison
> You: Spam!!!!
> You: You just lost the game
> You: Spammikins
> Stranger: Ur spam, brah
> You: www.hatsofmeat.com
> You: what is spam then
> You: dun dun dun!
> Stranger: You're beautiful, it's true. I saw your face, in a crowded place
> You: You also type slow
> You: Let me guess. Your anus?
> Stranger: It's hard to type on an iPhone, brah
> You: Name 12 operating systems.
> You: starting with windows
> You: type faster will you.
> Stranger: Windows dos, 3.1, 95, 98, nt, 2000, me, xp, vista, etc rt , Linux puppy dog,
> You: Ooh. There's a linux puppy dog version?
> You: Unix
> You: Linux
> Stranger: My figrrs are too big for my keypad. Not the only big thing either
> You: window
> You: mac
> You: BSD
> You: SunOS
> Stranger: Type faster, brah
> You: How long is a piece of string
> Stranger: 6"
> You: Great work there.
> You: You just spammed omegle
> You: Guess again
> You:
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> You: Rick roll'd
> Stranger: The length of your brain's circumference which is -2"
> You: Bah. And you don't exist now?
> Stranger: That is all screwedd up on the omegle app btw
> You:
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> You: triple rick roll'd
> Stranger: Ok, go play with your barbies now, sweetie
> You: Imagine if there was a world without you.
> You: Wouldn't it be bliss?
> Stranger: Here's and idea, go to www.nasioc.com/forums, sign up, and post in the Off Topic
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> You: Dead linux doll?
> You: Why don't you go and post on www.touchofdeathforums.com
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
> or save this log or send us feedback.

Best conversation ever!

[death]

Total epicness.

> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> You: Hold this shovel and do as I say please
> Stranger: -holds shovel?
> You: Take three steps back while  spinning the shovel in a circle.
> Stranger: -takes three steps back while spinning the shovel in a circle?
> You: Drop the shovel in the pit.
> Stranger: -drops shovel in pit?
> You: Can you see the catwalk?
> Stranger: no..
> You: Turn on your flashlightthen
> You: *flashlight then
> Stranger: -turns on flashlight?
> You: Can you see it now?
> Stranger: Tyra!
> You: Go to the middle of the catwalk and jump right.
> Stranger: -jump in middle of catwalk?
> You: Can you still hear me?
> Stranger: Ya!
> You: Can you see the statue of the lion-headed man?
> Stranger: no...
> You: Move closer to the right
> You: Now can you see it?
> Stranger: Maybe!
> You: Go behind it and pull the lever, and stay low.
> Stranger: -goes behind it and pulls the lever, stays low..?
> You: We're going down.
> You: Okay.... when you see a tunnel going left, jump there. Otherwise, you're dead.
> Stranger: i see it? -jumpz!
> You: The tunnel leads to an underground river.
> You: Don't go too close to the water.
> Stranger: what does this lead too?
> You: There's a rope coming from the roof of the cavern, see it?
> Stranger: yeah?
> You: Pull it, and run back into the tunnel as fast as you can.
> Stranger: -pulls and runs back into the tunnel
> You: Good.
> You: Now, climb down the stairs. You may not be able to hear me anymore, but you have to go on.
> You: Avoid the walls there.
> Stranger: -climbs down the stairs
> You: ...ear.....e?
> Stranger: HEAR YOU?
> You: The...sta...e....of the....snake!
> Stranger: what about my snake?!
> You: Do not.... uch... it!
> You: ...wait.
> You: HELLO!
> Stranger: YES?
> You: I FOUND A MEGAPHONE!
> Stranger: .....
> You: THERE'S A DOOR NEXT TO THE SNAKE.
> Stranger: OH OKAY! WHAT ABOUT IT?
> You: OPEN IT, BUT JUMP LEFT IMMEDIATELY!
> Stranger: -open and jump left!
> You: DID YOU SEE THE ARROWS?
> You: POISONED.
> You: GO INTO THE ROOM.
> Stranger: -goes into room
> You: THERE SHOULD BE A LAPTOP THERE.
> You: OUT OF POWER, BUT TAKE IT WITH YOU.
> Stranger: -grabs
> You: DON'T BREAK IT
> You: IMPORTANT.
> You: GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM.
> You: THERE SHOULD BE AN ARMY OF SKELETONS WAITING FOR YOU.
> You: PREPARE TO RUN.
> Stranger: ......NOOO!
> You: CHOOSE THE PATH GOING EAST.
> Stranger: -PREPAREZ
> Stranger: -RUNS EAST
> You: YOU'LL HAVE TO JUMP OVER THE GAP!
> You: THEY CANNOT FOLLOW.
> Stranger: -JUMPS OVER GAP
> You: Good
> You: Can you still hear me?
> Stranger: yep!
> You: There's an elevator there.
> Stranger: do i get in it?
> You: Yes
> You: Press the '9' button
> You: And hope for the best.
> Stranger: -gets in press 9
> You: Yes!
> You: I can hear it!
> You: It's moving!
> You: Moving upwards
> You: I can see it's lights now.
> You: Ah there you are.
> You: Give me the laptop.
> Stranger: .....
> Stranger: -gives
> You: Good work.
> Stranger: your welcome!....
> Stranger: thats all i had to do?
> You: But I'm afraid you have outlived your usefulness.
> You: Goodbye
> You: -Kicks

I had some real fun doing this xD

[Khachaturian]

Props on that wolf that was epic

[Mr. Bob Firefarter]

Connecting to server…
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I live in a lunatic asylum
You: SIR CAN YOU SEE THE GIANT FLAMINGOES?
Stranger: I throw poo at people 
Stranger: Yes. But i always see them
Stranger: I throw poo at them
You: HOW ABOUT THIS MINI MEGAPHONE?
Stranger: Indeed i can. The flamingos are holding it
Stranger: They abuse me
You: HOW ABOUT THE ANTS DANCING IN TOP HATS TO NINE INCH NAILS?
Stranger: Nine inch nails are gay
Stranger: I hate them
You: BUT CAN YOU SEE THEM?
Stranger: Eat my poo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[emblem]

Lmao wolf, that was epic.

[death]

I think I could have done better.

[Khachaturian]

Go ahead and try, but it was good as it was

[death]

I wont find anyone as co-operative as him.

[Mr. Bob Firefarter]

Connecting to server…
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hiya
You: I am making a MMORPG. Want to see it's forum?
Stranger: No thanks man, I'm not much of a gamer
Stranger: I'm trying to take over the world, you know any engineers?
You: Do you like kittens?
Stranger: They are rather cute
You: My MMORPG is Kittens Online
Stranger: fun
Stranger: My government will be a fascist regime, with me being the only person who holds any power.
Stranger: I'll control the economy and everything else.
You: There is a tower with 1000 floors, with an all-powerful device that controls the elements.
Stranger: I'll prolly kill off most of the humans to keep things under control
You: To get it, you must defeat the dragon.
Stranger: Leading the entire Earth by yourself would be pretty tough
You: That's called an Autocracy
Stranger: Cool, I'm going to rename it Fishism
Stranger: I'll be ruler of the Earth, that kind of thing is under my jurisdiction
You: Nice
You: You're gonna need that device tho
Stranger: Which is why I asked originally
Stranger: Know any engineers?
You: It can summon a meteor thousands of miles wide
You: Me\
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

In there was something about Kittens Online that you NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Khachaturian]

@«:

> [»Wolf«][» link=topic=48374.msg499692#msg499692 date=1247859666]
> I wont find anyone as co-operative as him.

Very true

[Mr. Bob Firefarter]

2732 users online

Connecting to server…
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: lets have a backwards conversation
You: yako
Stranger: no, like we start at what would be the end
You: Okay you start
Stranger: and thats how it happened
You: So howd it end?
Stranger: we were sitting there just completely nude
Stranger: so we went to the park
Stranger: she wanted to leave, so we got in the car
You: lol
You: icon
Stranger: so i was sitting at the bar
You: Mm hm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Khachaturian]

Dude that sort of happened to me, like literally backwards.
I'd say Hi, and he'd be like "iH' and everything I said he would just re verse. Then he disconnected

[Mr. Bob Firefarter]

nooooooo

Connecting to server…
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi,
Stranger: mind if i ask how old you are?
You: 21
Stranger: and where are you from?
You: Michigan
Stranger: michigan.. i don't know too much about michigan. aha. how is it there?
You: The extremes.
You: FREEZING winters
You: BURNING summers
Stranger: it must be burning now then?
You: Actually, it hasn't been that bad lately
Stranger: i hate humidity. =\
You: Meh
You: I don't notice humidity that much
Stranger: when it gets really bad, you can though.
Stranger: can i get a name to work with?
You: Ian.
Stranger: that's ian, right? this font makes the uppercase i look the same as the lowercase L. aha.
You: Uh huh.
Stranger: well, ian, how's your summer? :]
You: Good
Stranger: i don't believe you. :p
Stranger: it can't be that good if you're bored enough to hang around omegle!
You: Lol
Stranger: what are your plans for today? or what have you been doing so far?
You: hangin out at home, nothin' to do, so been usin the cpu.
Stranger: see. your summer hasn't been good.
Stranger: not today at least.
Stranger: especially when you're 21\. you should be be out and about!
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 19.
You: This makes my day: http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/smf/index.php/topic,48374.msg499713/topicseen.html#new
Stranger: which one am i reading?
Stranger: there seems to be more than one.
You: Wat do u mean?
You: Thats 1 URL
You: It has to do with Omegle
Stranger: i know. but is there a specific post you wanted me to read?
Stranger: or you meant the entire thread in general?
You: Entire thread
Stranger: i don't think i'll read the entire thing.. heh.
Stranger: i read the last page though.
You: K
Stranger: are you going to make say something stupid so you can post it there?? :x
You: Yeh probably
Stranger: really?
You: FISHCAKEPASTELOCKEMSHMOCKPOOPFLINGINGMONKEYDRINKER
Stranger: that's quite appropriate for a 21 year old.
You: I'm DNA Virus on that forum
Stranger: have you made a post in this thread?
You: Yep, ;like ten
Stranger: oh. which page?
You: All
You: Only like 20 posts per page
Stranger: oh, found one!
Stranger: i should be careful with what i say then. heh. :x
You: lol\
Stranger: now i'm all afraid and it's hard to have a real conversation now..
You: lol
You: literally
Stranger: you're name isn't even ian, is it!
Stranger: your*
You: Actually it is
You: my name
You: cause I like
You: it
You: It
You: is
You: awesome
Stranger: your forum profile says you're 13 though..
You: Yea I lied I'm actually 13 lots of people disconnect if you say that
Stranger: it explains the staying home on a summer day. heh.
Stranger: well, it's not often i talk to a 13 year old boy.. but i'll let it slide for now, i guess. as long as you don't lie anymore. kay? you don't have to hide anything.
You: kk
You: I can't hide anything?
Stranger: you shouldn't have to.
You: Ok
You: My dogs balls hang like mo fo
Stranger: that's.. not something you HAD to share.
You: lol
Stranger: so we won't be able to have a real conversation? otherwise, i'd have to leave.
You: We can have a real converse.
You: I'm actually pretty smary
You: *smart
You: I'm going to be an astronomer
Stranger: this is ridiculous.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[The Oracle]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where r u ?
You: america
Stranger: cool
You: canadia to be exact
Stranger: im Chinese
You: coo]
Stranger: m/f ?
You: m
Stranger: age ?
Stranger: m 17
You: why should i tell you
You: you might rape me
You have disconnected.

[Khachaturian]

Lol @ DNA Virus

[Patrick]

Eh I gave up on this.

[Mr. Bob Firefarter]

Connecting to server…
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: YOU SUCK BALLS
Stranger: oh hai der
You: GO FUCK YOURSELF
Stranger: can i ask a question?
You: SURE BITCH
Stranger: is it gay if a guy sucks your dick? i mean whats gay about getting a blow job? isnt he the gay one for sucking your dick?
You: YOURE BOTH GAY
Stranger: how so steve?
You: ZWHO THE HELL IS STEVE?
Stranger: you steven silly?
You: NO ASSHOLE
Stranger: agrred i hate asshole..
You: YOU BASTARD
Stranger: dratsab uoy?
You: YEA, SON OF BITCH
Stranger: hey do you like oatmeal?
You: DEPENDS. GO TO FUCKING HELL
Stranger: i wonna go to hell cuz if i went to heaven god would prolly have me on some real strict shit no sleeping all day no getting my dick licked
You: YOU CUNTSUCKER
You: BITCHFUCKER
You: MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: man turtles kinda turn me on? and plastic..
Stranger: the more plastic the better really
You: WHAT THE FUCK
You: GO TO HELL!
You: NOW!
Stranger: why u so angry daddy didnt pull out this morning?
You: Man this MIDI is keeping me as cool as ice.
Stranger: midi is a chick drink nigguah
You: DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA WHAT A MIDI IS?
Stranger: accronom for mini dick?
You: WRONG
You: MUSICAL INSTRUMENTAL DIGITAL INTERFACE, BITCH
Stranger: oh u play an instument?
Stranger: prolly tuba? cause u got nice dick sucking lips i can tell
You: YEAH THE SEXaphone, GO TO HELL
Stranger: i wonna fuck you through the phone
You: DEPENDS
You: M/F
Stranger: what u want me to be
You: DEPENDS WHAT ARE YOU? M/F?
Stranger: im a male but i can make me look female if i put my dick between my legs?
You: GO FUCK '''''''''''YOURSELF'''''''''''
Stranger: kay :)
You: BAI GO TO HELL BITCH
You have disconnected.

[Khachaturian]

Dude is obviously a troll, as he went along with it.
You played right into it though, his comments made me laugh,
and he quoted Biggie

[zombie0hour]

Stranger: yo!
You: Word
Stranger: wasss upp?
You: Homie check it dwag I gonna forizzle
Stranger: lol xD
You: on your ka pizzle ma frizzle
You: You gizzle?
Stranger: Suree. lol :]
You: lol
You: hi\
Stranger: hey.. :]
Stranger: m or f?
You: both
Stranger: what?
You: =D
Stranger: alrighty then,,
You: lol
Stranger: transversial
You: uh huh
Stranger: lol?
You: I can take it and stick in it the other thing
You: =D
Stranger: hhaaaaaaahhhaaaaa xD
You: Its amazing
You: always wear a condom!
Stranger: yep!
You: I could impregnate myself
Stranger: wtf?
You: Like I could be the mother and the father
You: =D
Stranger: ok, thats cool.
Disconnect from stranger

Sexist!

[Patrick]

Everyone is sexist to spambots too. Try out the spambot reply. You'll make everyone hang up.

[Khachaturian]

> You: what up nigga
> Stranger: not much homie
> You: tight
> Stranger: are we cappin the 7/11 tonite?
> You: wordd
> You: dont forget your 4 pound piece
> Stranger: that fuckin 3rd eye wont gimme change for da slurpee
> You: fuck dat shit dog
> You: ill rape his bitch and his baby momma
> Stranger: i wuz lyke "Dont gimme dat shit dawg. i cum in here erry fucking day with my 89 cents i know i got sum change cummin to me"
> You: seen brother
> Stranger: naw i hadnt seen jamal
> You: aightee
> Stranger: peace nig. meet at front st in 2 mins
> You: i hear dem busters
> You: shootin outside ma crib
> You: be back in a sec
> Stranger: k foo

Just for the lulz
I  have nothing against black people,  just for the record

[zearth]

who said that was black people? it could be whites trying to be gangsta…or those azn gangstas ><

[Patrick]

azn?