Kusy Posted April 4, 2010 Author Share Posted April 4, 2010 Hey there game developing community. I'm here today to tell you a story! It will be one of epic adventure and incredible fame! So sit in a circle and listen:Once upon a time, some asian game developer, without absolutely no knowedgle of European culture was desinging a game, it's not something wrong not to know European culture when you are Korean or Japaneese. He created cliche player classes like "Warior" and "Mage", but then he bumped into an idea of making potions… "How should I call the art of potion making?" he asked himself in his head. Potion making was a name too long to use, Chemistry wouls surely discourage school students from the game... he brainstormed alone, and with his game developing friends. Suddenly they figured it out! "Alchemy" sayed the smartest of all developers. So they used that terminology - and not without a reason, in anicient China and generaly on the far east the art of alchemy was about making medicines and about herbalism. And everything was fine... untill one horrible moment in the history of game development. The moment where absolutely everybody assumed that alchemy is potion making, and nomather who was making the game, Americans, Europeans, Jews or only God knows who - they called potion making alchemy, even games that were suposed to be set in Middle Age fantasy settings.What does this storry teaches us? Alchemy has more to do with metalurgy and spiritism than with making friggin potions, you template repeating morons. Have a nice day and learn your own culture.[refference](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alchemy#Alchemy_as_a_philosophical_and_spiritual_discipline) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 I like to make tinctures and Hi-Potions with my alchemic skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keebler Elf Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 This should clearly be stickied and put in tutorials section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 aren't you suppose to clap your hands and magically make things when doing alchemy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Usually when I clap my hands I kill an insect.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balliztik1 Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 I agree that most games view alchemy as simply potion making. However, there are few games I've actually seen that use alchemy.In that article you referenced, though, one of the major aspects of alchemy is the creation of "several substances described as possessing unusual properties", i.e potions. The other half involves transmutation of metals. The word itself basically means "the mixture", and is the basis for modern chemistry, which involves a lot of the same processes as you'd imagine in fantasy potion making - mixing of certain ingredients to make new solutions. It's not really that far of a stretch. Very few games include the transmutation of metals with alchemy, true, but that doesn't mean they are all wrong. It merely means they are half wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Crusade Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 *drinks potion*ARGH MOLTEN STEEL*dies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japez Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 @Kreator:> *drinks potion*> > ARGH MOLTEN STEEL> > *dies**drinks potion*AGHHH SPIRITS WITHIN!*gets possesed* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 *Drinks potion*ARRRGGH Coca Cola*Is refreshed* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 WAIT, COCA COLA? WHERE'S THE PEPSI YOU MOTHERFUCKER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 *drinks potion*ARRRGGH! This rum makes me feel like a real pirate!*sings a pirate song*Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFA Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 every alchemist needs their rockhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosopher%27s_stone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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