Cake Versus Pie

[renzo]

@uıןɐpuǝʍb:

> Lets see your pie do this!

how much of that is actually edible? :P

[Gwen]

sure…


This 5-star cinnamon apple cake is one of our best-ever recipes and can be served as dessert or a breakfast coffee cake. The cream cheese in the batter gives the cake lots of moisture.

Yield: 12 servings
Ingredients
1 3/4  cups  sugar, divided
1/2  cup  stick margarine, softened
1  teaspoon  vanilla extract
6  ounces  block-style fat-free cream cheese, softened (about 3/4 cup)
2  large eggs
1 1/2  cups  all-purpose flour
1 1/2  teaspoons  baking powder
1/4  teaspoon  salt
2  teaspoons  ground cinnamon
3  cups  chopped peeled Rome apple (about 2 large)
Cooking spray
Preparation
Preheat oven to 350°.

Beat 1 1/2 cups sugar, margarine, vanilla, and cream cheese at medium speed of a mixer until well-blended (about 4 minutes). Add eggs, 1 at a time, beating well after each addition. Combine flour, baking powder, and salt. Add flour mixture to creamed mixture, beating at low speed until blended.

Combine 1/4 cup sugar and cinnamon. Combine 2 tablespoons cinnamon mixture and apple in a bowl, and stir apple mixture into batter. Pour batter into an 8-inch springform pan coated with cooking spray, and sprinkle with remaining cinnamon mixture.

Bake at 350° for 1 hour and 15 minutes or until the cake pulls away from the sides of the pan. Cool the cake completely on a wire rack, and cut using a serrated knife.

Note: You can also make this cake in a 9-inch square cake pan or a 9-inch springform pan; just reduce the cooking time by 5 minutes.

Nutritional Information
Calories:
281 (28% from fat)
Fat:
8.7g (sat 1.8g,mono 3.7g,poly 2.6g)
Protein:
4.8g
Carbohydrate:
46.3g
Fiber:
1.2g
Cholesterol:
39mg
Iron:
1.1mg
Sodium:
234mg
Calcium:
89mg

[Robin]

Why would you make something so garish?

A pie is simple and manly. Pie dish. Pastry. Meat. Gravy. Oven. Bam!

[SHADERS]

@Robin:

> Why would you make something so garish?
>
> A pie is simple and manly. Pie dish. Pastry. Meat. Gravy. Oven. Bam!


[Gwen]

robin i think i just threw up a little in my mouth!

[Robin]

@SHADERS:

> @Robin:
>
> > Why would you make something so garish?
> >
> > A pie is simple and manly. Pie dish. Pastry. Meat. Gravy. Oven. Bam!
>
> 

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[renzo]

@uıןɐpuǝʍb:

> robin I think I just threw up a little in my mouth!

what part of manly are ya not getting? stay away from my chicken pot pie, woman!

[RDogg97]

@uıןɐpuǝʍb:

> robin I think I just threw up a little in my mouth!

is pie so extreme that u can't handle it?

[Gwen]

Pie with meat and gravey I can't handle!

[Draken]

@uıןɐpuǝʍb:

> Pie with meat and gravey I can't handle!

We all know you like your pie full of meat and "gravy"

[balliztik1]

@[PIE:

> Dr. Aken link=topic=60149.msg638760#msg638760 date=1274143421]
> @uıןɐpuǝʍb:
>
> > Pie with meat and gravey I can't handle!
>
> We all know you like your pie full of meat and "gravy"

Lrn2read. That was Robin who likes meat in his pie.

@Robin:

> Why would you make something so garish?
>
> A pie is simple and manly. Pie dish. Pastry. Meat. Gravy. Oven. Bam!

[Gwen]

Ballie Drakky is making an inuendo towards me. :embarrassed:

[renzo]

yea but i think Ballie was making an innuendo towards Robin.

[Adulese Games]

I think he's making an innuendo towards himself. ;D

- Adulese

[nosboy]

Cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! + it tastes beta :)

[Ispan]

Cake + Pie = Bad

Only thing left is,
Chocolate.

[silentdemonic]

I have a dream that one day the community of Eclipse, whose Owners lips are presently dripping with the words of Cake and Un-pie-lyness, will be transformed into a situation where cake baking girls and cake baking boys will be able to join hands with pie making girls and pie making boys and shake and bake together as sisters and brothers.
I have a dream that when the above is all accomplished, the world shall see the ultimate truth…
That a Pie needs filling just as a Cake needs topping - Cant we all just get along!?

[Kaytavo]

Cake is a lie… Find truth in pie!

[Jeff]

Its pretty Obvious Pie wins.  Can you have cake that has pudding in it?  Can you have a cake that has Pears in it?  Can you have a cake with MUD in it???

[shadoweight]

@silentdemonic:

> I have a dream that one day the community of Eclipse, whose Owners lips are presently dripping with the words of Cake and Un-pie-lyness, will be transformed into a situation where cake baking girls and cake baking boys will be able to join hands with pie making girls and pie making boys and shake and bake together as sisters and brothers.
> I have a dream that when the above is all accomplished, the world shall see the ultimate truth…
> That a Pie needs filling just as a Cake needs topping - Cant we all just get along!?

My god this is the word of the truth. This man should be commended for such words. He is the true hero we shall not use the things that take us apart, but in embrace what brings us together.
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[Gwen]

@Jeff:

> Its pretty Obvious Pie wins.  Can you have cake that has pudding in it?  Can you have a cake that has Pears in it?  Can you have a cake with MUD in it???

My pudding cake has bananas in it! does your pie do that?

My pear cake looks fancier than your pear pie

I have a missippi mud cake

but if you are talking about real mud… then no you are right we dont have cake with real mud in it, because cake people are smart enough not to eat mud.

[SHADERS]

I say duck pie and cake.

Im cookeiz all the way.

(But i like pie too ^^)

[Marsh]

Cookies? cookies are alright but they dont match up to cake. Hell they dont even match up to pie.

[SHADERS]

Oh, Oh, Oh, ice cold milk
and an Oreo Cookie
They forever go together,
What a classic combination
When a dark, delicious cookie
meets an icy cold sensation
Like the one and only creamy,
crunchy, chocolate, O-R-E-O

[Marsh]

A icey cold sensation? similer to say the sensation of ice cream on warm coffee cake perhaps?