Rap Battle Throwdown

[ToshiroHayate]

@SoiWilliamSoi:

> @ToshiroHayate:
>
> > @Rio
> >
> > Don't tell me you think you can use cussing as an enhancement,
> > It's nothing but some filtered words which have a replacement.
> >
> > You type in large unorganized paragraphs,
> > But the truth is you're a mental patient on a polygraph.
> >
> > It's pretty insane to see your sentence formation,
> > Every type I read your replies, It gives me a fearful sensation.
> >
> > Not because it's so good it hits where it hurts,
> > But mainly because your text is a bother to exert.
> >
> > It was fun while it lasted,
> > Next time I hope you make it more contrasted.
>
> Each man has a style
> Yours lasted a while
> Puking up even more bile
> duck man I'm already sick
> Don't even try to get up on my stick.
> I'll crack your head and lay in your bed.
> and I'll hit your female dogs ass till shes blood red.
> Don't go searchin, your just in for a hurtin
> Brutal ass beating aftermath flirtin.
> Keep it calm man,
> your rhymes sure the hell can
> Check the red, Yeah I can ban.

All you seem to do is talk about banging my girl,
The thing is, I'll have to concur.

But I do give you my applaud,
But I've been single for awhile now, Are you banging my dog?

Either way, I guess that's alright.
But It's kinda creepy if you went all night.

I'm done talking about this freaky crap though.
Next time, Could you keep it on the down low?

[PD]

Remember that day?
What day?
Dont you remember that day?
What day?
This mother fucking day!

Motherfuckers this is the real shit
Engrave it into your memory
Just step back and admit that im the kickass Brit
And remember that im legendary
Bitches aint shit like Cadbury
Looking up words in the dictionary
Im fucking revolutionary

Remember that day?
What day?
Dont you remember that day?
What day?
This mother fucking day!

I aint done with you bitches
Ya'll just little fishes
Swimming in the pond of life
Stealing shit from others, think your the fucking editor?
Bitch im the apex predator
See you in the fucking afterlife!

Well thats it for me for now will post more in the morning, peace.

[Rioshima]

> All you seem to do is talk about banging my girl,
> The thing is, I'll have to concur.
>
> But I do give you my applaud,
> But I've been single for awhile now, Are you banging my dog?
>
> Either way, I guess that's alright.
> But It's kinda creepy if you went all night.
>
> I'm done talking about this freaky crap though.
> Next time, Could you keep it on the down low?

I think Soi just got owned in a by speech lolz, now that's worser then a Soccer goal, without the blocker's chance to get to the side poles, less a chance to withstand what's been sent there way, all they could do is watch which way the ball hit the gate and the MAN SAID GOAL< now that's finaly score today 0 to 9 some1 got owned, but why was his GF saying it's over on the phone XD

[MCADAMS]

@semlemsushi:

> How you choose to express yourself
> It's all your own and I can tell
> It comes naturally
> It comes naturally
>
> You follow what you feel inside
> It's intuitive, you don't have to try
> It comes naturally
> It comes naturally
>
> And it takes my breath away
> What you do so naturally
>
> You are the thunder and I am the lightning
> And I love the way you
> Know who you are and to me it's exciting
> When you know it's meant to be
>
> Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
> When you're with me, baby
> Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
> Bay-bay-baby
>
> You have a way of moving me
> A force of nature, your energy
> It comes naturally
> It comes naturally, yeah
>
> And it takes my breath away
> What you do, so naturally
>
> You are the thunder and I am the lightning
> And I love the way you
> Know who you are and to me it's exciting
> When you know it's meant to be
>
> Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
> When you're with me, baby
> Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
> Bay-bay-baby
>
> When we collide sparks fly
> When you look in my eyes
> It takes my breath away
>
> You are the thunder and I am the lightning
> And I love the way you
> Know who you are and to me it's exciting
> When you know it's meant to be
>
> Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
> When you're with me, baby
> Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
> Bay-bay-baby
>
> Naturally
> Naturally
> Naturally
> Bay-bay-baby
>
> Naturally
> Naturally
> Naturally
> Everything, baby, comes naturally
>
> Naturally
> Naturally
> Everything, baby, comes naturally


[kender the great]

@Soul
Please soul don't be that troll
You now dissin me, your gonna pay the toll
My words like knives, your mind like paper
I'll strive and hurt and pin you down like a stapler.
You call, I check, You ball, I wreck
Soul, come back when your rhymes get spine
I'll be sittin here, fuck I got the time.
To see you fail, unfold, derail
For this battle is mine, I'm on the greater scale.

@Toshiro
Boy you crazed
Trapped in a daze.
I wouldn't fuck your dog
To nasty for my log.
Dissin yourself,
Are your wreckless?
Sick Health?
You calmly sit around why I gather the wealth?
Come on boy, get out of your stealth
You can slap on a dress, and we can call you chels?
Go on a first date, take roofs get raped?
You good at it now, I can tell by your frown
Horribly wrong and shit
Shut the fuck up and take a hit.

[Admiral Refuge]

You make a point, Soul, thou Teh Uberleet.  It's those type of responses that made the Questions board complete.  With your vast array of comebacks, and your solid heart of gold, this battle is not quite over, but the ending is foretold.

[12it123]

@Rioshima

If it's an essay you want it's an essay you shall get.
By the time I'm done you're gonna be full of regrets.
You'll never forget how corny you sound when I pull up in my corvette.
So i'll just light a cigarette and flick the ashes at your face.
Bringing up cartoons in a rap battle is a disgrace.
So i'm here to set you in your place.
Like I said this is a verbal homicide.
And while i'm flicking ashes I'm filling this place up with muzzleflashes.
Cause your missing a nice flow, and I'd bet you'd spit that slow.
So while your in the cold, In the snow. I'll be swimming in dough.
I've probably said this before. But that's ok cause' your nothing but a big whore.
You and long rhymes do nothing but bore.
So i'll be the teacher and asign you and F.
Yeah you heard me, Don't pretend your deaf.

[Rioshima]

@semlemsushi:

> How you choose to express yourself
> It's all your own and I can tell
> It comes naturally
> It comes naturally
>
> You follow what you feel inside
> It's intuitive, you don't have to try
> It comes naturally
> It comes naturally
>
> And it takes my breath away
> What you do so naturally
>
> You are the thunder and I am the lightning
> And I love the way you
> Know who you are and to me it's exciting
> When you know it's meant to be
>
> Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
> When you're with me, baby
> Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
> Bay-bay-baby
>
> You have a way of moving me
> A force of nature, your energy
> It comes naturally
> It comes naturally, yeah
>
> And it takes my breath away
> What you do, so naturally
>
> You are the thunder and I am the lightning
> And I love the way you
> Know who you are and to me it's exciting
> When you know it's meant to be
>
> Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
> When you're with me, baby
> Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
> Bay-bay-baby
>
> When we collide sparks fly
> When you look in my eyes
> It takes my breath away
>
> You are the thunder and I am the lightning
> And I love the way you
> Know who you are and to me it's exciting
> When you know it's meant to be
>
> Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
> When you're with me, baby
> Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
> Bay-bay-baby
>
> Naturally
> Naturally
> Naturally
> Bay-bay-baby
>
> Naturally
> Naturally
> Naturally
> Everything, baby, comes naturally
>
> Naturally
> Naturally
> Everything, baby, comes naturally

uhhh…
ButtHead: Hey beavis ahhh hu ahhh huhuh,
Beavis: Yea he heheh
ButtHead: That chick like must be turned on or something ahh hu,,
Beavis: WHOA KEWL HELL YEA,, AHHH FUCK It went off!!!
ButtHead: You dum ass Ahh hu, ahh huhuh, you sat on the remote
Beavis: Ohh damn he, hehe.. he.. What the hell is this shit?
ButtHead: It's the magical land of ButtHead Ahh hu ahhh huhuh

That's how i felt about this little song brings back memories or beavis and butthead lookin at a horny girl in a thong =p but why was this on TV i don't know but it was hella funny of a show. (HAH STAYED ON TOPIC EAT TAT SOI!!)

[semlemsushi]

i hate jahova witnesses, i hate em so much
when i wake up im so late for brunch
sometimes when im jacking off
i get a cut on my weener.

yeh bitch negros. to all the jahova witenesses out there who should be dead, suck my tits jahova witniss.

[Rioshima]

@semlemsushi:

> I hate jahova witnesses, I hate em so much
> when I wake up im so late for brunch
> sometimes when im jacking off
> I get a cut on my weener.
>
> yeh female dog negros. to all the jahova witenesses out there who should be dead, suck my tits jahova witniss.

Soo hows that coming for you ehh, guy or girl with a dick and tits apparantly are you a glamer vampire or a tranny, not to offend but im kinda confused but were you describing yourself with a hardon and with bewbs?

[Khachaturian]

Admiral for president…

[Rioshima]

@Bone:

> Admiral for president…

Oh I didn't really mean it, just i was a bit spooked by his or her arrangement at time's it can be hard to tell whose truthful and whose pretending it, but guess that's how this world is you never know How good it shall taste until you get a 1 night stand or make love until the next day.

[Ruins of Hell]

@SoiWilliamSoi:

> @Soul
> Please soul don't be that troll
> You now dissin me, your gonna pay the toll
> My words like knives, your mind like paper
> I'll strive and hurt and pin you down like a stapler.
> You call, I check, You ball, I wreck
> Soul, come back when your rhymes get spine
> I'll be sittin here, duck I got the time.
> To see you fail, unfold, derail
> For this battle is mine, I'm on the greater scale.

I payed the toll, I'm not in the wrong. I know my better, but you're not so strong. I'll take you down cause your some sort of weird clown. I may not win, but at least we can throw your rhymes in the Garbage Bin.

[kender the great]

@Soul

Over versed
Under cursed
Your rhymes bounce
Like an under weighed ounce
fuckin up the scale
boy you be slippin
your head to soon bust the rail.

[Guest]

Oh crap, I cant rap!
I guess I'm up against tough guys,
So I'll have improvise.
Oh dear,
I'm full of fear
My face is turning teal
*squeal*
Oh god, I hope I dont die
Now where is my missing pie?
Oh man I'm terrible at rapping
I better start stopping.
I might miss my next flight
*man my rapping is tight*

Well, that is my terrible entry. I call it "El Gran Miedo".

[anass159]

you bet you can't rap
all you said is just crap
cause youre juste a no-life
you never saw a gun or even a potato knife
ah bye the way say hay to your wife
together we had so much fun
and i hope you to stay and don't start to run

"no offence"

[Godlord]

All listen to Kusy and stop being a wussy. You all lack hair, want me to share? You lot are so bald, you should all get appalled. Stop pretending to be cool, you are only a fool.

Regards,
  Stephan.

[Ediskard]

baker is the name i claim. all about that money mang, fuck with me you get up last i put your ass in da past, so know yu kno that im bak on the dope cut if yus really are big boys den letz check nutz, i got much cutz leavin bitchez scratched up send ur ass to the man to get ur hed patched upp.

[Nooblebob]

Chicken nuggets, french frys, why don't you go roll the dice?
Rapping is the game I claim, your mom was down and then I came.
I am rapping like an emo, that needs some goddam khemo.
When I strut, dudes check my butt, like this shit? You better quit.
I don't care about sports, I just care about freezing worts.
I call this the emo rap, man don't you deserve a slap?

(I gave up on trying, so I made this up O.o)

[kender the great]

Chillin, hat on
mess with me, you boys bout to get shat on.
Kickin it, sippin on the red bull
bitch I be so payed I done feel all full
Rappin bout shit you can't deal
Am I freestylin' it up
This shit just can't be real.
I wanna pick you up, and make you feel
as I stab you now, you're my main kill.
Shit so secure I know you can't steal
Rhymes I write are bout to be your last meal.

[Thorn]

Long since before you had ever been heard of
I was weaving words in a manner attractive
Surround you in sound, all around I resound
Profound lyrics, like a king I've been crowned
I'm waiting while I'm baiting you, you hesitating fool
I'm doing this for real and you're still in high school
Running rings around you son, 'cause I'm second to none
You can try to keep up, you'll just get outdone

Mathematical verses, a radical factor
cynical jokes, with an abundance of laughter
Historical topics, illogical conflicts,
Satirical sidekicks, my rhymes make you shit bricks

Knowing there's no way you can ever knock me out
I'll spout all about how your rhymes lack clout
I'm a lyrical river, you're a lyrical drought
It's a rout, don't doubt, here's a last shout out.

SOUTH END.

[LRgamer]

@Stephan:

> All listen to Kusy and stop being a wussy. You all lack hair, want me to share? You lot are so bald, you should all get appalled. Stop pretending to be cool, you are only a fool.
>
> Regards,
>   Stephan.

Finally, the master has spoken. My erect thoughts haven been provoken.
Now it is time to go to sleep. With your maternal breasts by my side as we speak.

[Rioshima]

Undecided cause is back all of ya'll

Okay so call me the Bakery master, IM bout to bake you some skills becuz of all the rhyme's ive been hearing they've sucked at free will, so gimmeh a dollar I'll give you a hollar and is that a girl rapping with a female dog's collar?
Becon for you babe and meat for your friend's we can take a 1 night stand but I bet I wouldnt last till the end, the 1 on 1 was awesome the 3 some was Mained, but when yu get a 4some I heard Kusy was framed,
Itsa beef battle yo but I don't like to play clean, I can bake a cake and Use your sperm as my ice cream,
GO hard on that shit it only makes it taste better, but why do you all sound like asian guys made of white cheddar?
Now listen Stephan or Stephanie may I call you a angel definitely, when you joined this battle to post about Kusy did you ever think twice about a legend destroying you or were you too busy getting bumped by Kusy while tieing your shoe?

@Thorn now listen here thorn your raps were too warm if I gave your notes to a *Adult movie* star she'd masterbait OH THORN!, the lyrics are sweet, the tone is awesome but that was sarcasm but she had a orgasm, like ectoplasm I wouldn't touch them for centuries, but why must you rap with HIP HOP hypocrisy , are you a hypocrite or Am I taking things wrong, are you full of gossip or was my music player broken, the Cause has been spoken Undecided Cause, I'll announce my rap name just like Mike Jones, except I won't get caught talking to my mom, 4:30 AM on the phone, home all alone :D, BEEP BEEP ring tone, oh that was Thorn's time being up well that was soo good but sadly it wasn't good enough.

[Khachaturian]

Did you just say you'r gonna eat icecream made of my sperm. o.0

[Rioshima]

@Bone:

> Did you just say you'r gonna eat icecream made of my sperm. o.0

Drink the fluids of another just call me a canible, I'll devour what you are and spit heavier then an anvil, do you not see what im saying im going with the flow, but welcome Bone's Just let me point you to the door, because I'll you'll be leaving soon and I'll scoop anything you have up like the ice cream on my spoon, and I'll put you to waste just like rotten milk, don't rock the pool table DAMMIT TILT…V_V