Rap Battle Throwdown

[Khachaturian]

This contest is mostly full of crap and repetition,
like the Apple app store,
With a few good lyricists, its not you, its me and thorn,
looking down like the faces on Mount Rushmore,
Hush whore, you want more?
Okay bro, here it goes,
You're Nagasaki, and im the states nuking ya, pleased to meetcha,
Anybody else want to step up, you can be my Hiroshima,
So don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk,
Call me Hussain Bolt and you most definately Stephen Hawk,
Undecided Cause, eating icecream made of sperm, look,
You might want to buy the [Natural Harvest](http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959) cookbook,
You a cannibal in the sense that you love auto fellatio,
Only action you ever gonna get unless you save up for a ho,
Keep talking like you're really something, wait till the finals,
You not gonna be there like the Orlando Magic, trust me, I know,
And talking bout sports, even Marsh said it, I'm a heavy hitter,
Babe Ruth Baby bases loaded, bout to hit the game winner

[Thorn]

@Rioshima:

> Undecided cause is back all of ya'll
>
> Okay so call me the Bakery master, IM bout to bake you some skills becuz of all the rhyme's ive been hearing they've sucked at free will, so gimmeh a dollar I'll give you a hollar and is that a girl rapping with a female dog's collar?
> Becon for you babe and meat for your friend's we can take a 1 night stand but I bet I wouldnt last till the end, the 1 on 1 was awesome the 3 some was Mained, but when yu get a 4some I heard Kusy was framed,
> Itsa beef battle yo but I don't like to play clean, I can bake a cake and Use your sperm as my ice cream,
> GO hard on that shit it only makes it taste better, but why do you all sound like asian guys made of white cheddar?
> Now listen Stephan or Stephanie may I call you a angel definitely, when you joined this battle to post about Kusy did you ever think twice about a legend destroying you or were you too busy getting bumped by Kusy while tieing your shoe?
>
> @Thorn now listen here thorn your raps were too warm if I gave your notes to a *Adult movie* star she'd masterbait OH THORN!, the lyrics are sweet, the tone is awesome but that was sarcasm but she had a orgasm, like ectoplasm I wouldn't touch them for centuries, but why must you rap with HIP HOP hypocrisy , are you a hypocrite or Am I taking things wrong, are you full of gossip or was my music player broken, the Cause has been spoken Undecided Cause, I'll announce my rap name just like Mike Jones, except I won't get caught talking to my mom, 4:30 AM on the phone, home all alone :D, BEEP BEEP ring tone, oh that was Thorn's time being up well that was soo good but sadly it wasn't good enough.

You think that you're special? You think that you're the Master?
I'll plaster you faster than you're sister when I mashed her!
She came back for more, if you're stupid so will you
You don't even know the kind of trouble I can brew

You're barely a kid, can't escape the word filter
That shits pathetic, your rhymes are off kilter
So weak that they break with not even a shake,
You're making me ache, so I'll give you the remake

I'm a confectionery genius, the entire main course
Bake you faster then the panoply of weed we enforce
You're rhymes are not whack so I'm on the attack
Filling people up with rhythm, you're ain't a light snack
Heavy as a poundcake, you're gonna make the ground quake
When you buckle up the car shakes, you're just another big fake
I ain't using sperm as some ice cream bitch,
That shit's from men, go and dump it in a ditch

I'm not gonna address the rest of that mess,
It's too rough for me, and I gotta confess
that fixing you're shit is way to damn easy
I hope you weren't trying, it was making me queasy
Thinking you can jump in, and run with the big boys
We'll chew you up, spit you out, just like you a dog's toy

[Rioshima]

Let me school you and take you to history quick, you call me Hiroshima but your on Steven hawks dick
I'll show you its not talk or walk but it how you draw with the Chalk i'll take you back to Chalk zone and watch the animals Laugh at your cock, which was small as a Peanut Before it became a shell, but what is worst being scolded or rotting in hell, you are living the life as my bItch im gonna diagnosis you with HIV, STDs and make your body Itch, oh hold on there some1 already beat me to it OHH it was your mother last night yu were screwing, incest in her sleep Taboo when she weaps, but Making love you call it, when you were suckin her tits. but i swear it's nurchering but not what I was hearing oh Bones YES, you were touching her breast's!!!.
Now that's some nasty scenary but what it means to me, is that I think you need lessons on how to take sex sessions

[Thorn]

Single digit post count, zero digit burn score
We can take anything that you might have in store
Kiddy grade insults, we rapping like adults,
The stuff we're putting down is getting made into cults
Talking tough about sex like you know what you're saying
banana and a condom is the most that you've been playing

Also, wall of text much? Sheeit, can't even see what words you're trying to rhyme, there.

[Khachaturian]

@Rioshiima

Please before you step to me and talk to me about school,
Get out that special needs class, and empty your head of stool,
Didn't they teach you, no punctuation?
Because grade six grammar is exactly what I'm facing,
It's sad to see you displaying such tragic word playing,
Space your shit out and you might stop our praying,
But who'll answer our calls, I doubt they'll be saving,
Someone as uncreative as you, so I may then,
Pull out the rifle, put this talentless horse down,
Burn your body in case of mad cow,
Cuz clearly you were born from a diseased bitch,
And I'm not even questioning the side of your head full of stitches,
Did your mom drop on you on your head, when you was a baby?
Maybe, since you drive like an crazed asian lady

[Rioshima]

@Thorn:

> Single digit post count, zero digit burn score
> We can take anything that you might have in store
> Kiddy grade insults, we rapping like adults,
> The stuff we're putting down is getting made into cults
> Talking tough about sex like you know what you're saying
> banana and a condom is the most that you've been playing
>
> Also, wall of text much? Sheeit, can't even see what words you're trying to rhyme, there.

lol I love pinning wall of text's its what I do
before i organize divide and replicate a clone of you
your not too impressive your not even new
you claim im with the big boys I started the Group

Come to Virginia i'll take you done to military circle, Buy you some new lyrics and make you a star oh really maybe it's just a miracle
You claim 0 point scores, and no hit counts
are you talking bout your Game that was Rejected for not meeting the required bounds
You call your self big boi oh so you wear training pant's how long do you train when yur nuts in your hand's
Acting like a gangsta or Like a professional english teacher, I could boil you faster then a water excavator but you wouldn't know what that is
you probably never had a kiss
The only action you've gotten since you were a kid,
was the back end beaten from your arm and your wrist

[Thorn]

You ain't even in the same league as me
you should know by now, you're barkin' up the wrong tree
I'll twist your words, your sound's absurd,
You're scrambling for grip while I'm flying like a bird
I'm not rapping for an audience, I'm doing this for me
On the way I'll hit you with a dose of vitamin T
You're pushing for fame, I'm pushing for practice
You're rhymes are lame, and they dry as a cactus

Me and Bone are known around as some of the best
arresting you fools while you try the contest
Distressed at the lack of skill you've expressed
I suggest you head out before we have a beat-fest
Your scrawl is a sprawl that's been recalled
Try and forestall while we all stand tall

[Godlord]

You failed to get a bachelor for Biology.
You don't even know that a cactus contains more water than a tree.

Regards,
  Stephan.

[Admiral Refuge]

Hi there Thorn, you're a great RPer.  With your long-winded posts, you've drawn lots of believers.  Best friends with Marsh, who's been here from the start, with details apart, you've still made it off the chart.

[Godlord]

@Rioshima:

> Undecided cause is back all of ya'll
>
> Okay so call me the Bakery master, IM bout to bake you some skills becuz of all the rhyme's ive been hearing they've sucked at free will, so gimmeh a dollar I'll give you a hollar and is that a girl rapping with a female dog's collar?
> Becon for you babe and meat for your friend's we can take a 1 night stand but I bet I wouldnt last till the end, the 1 on 1 was awesome the 3 some was Mained, but when yu get a 4some I heard Kusy was framed,
> Itsa beef battle yo but I don't like to play clean, I can bake a cake and Use your sperm as my ice cream,
> GO hard on that shit it only makes it taste better, but why do you all sound like asian guys made of white cheddar?
> Now listen Stephan or Stephanie may I call you a angel definitely, when you joined this battle to post about Kusy did you ever think twice about a legend destroying you or were you too busy getting bumped by Kusy while tieing your shoe?
>
> @Thorn now listen here thorn your raps were too warm if I gave your notes to a *Adult movie* star she'd masterbait OH THORN!, the lyrics are sweet, the tone is awesome but that was sarcasm but she had a orgasm, like ectoplasm I wouldn't touch them for centuries, but why must you rap with HIP HOP hypocrisy , are you a hypocrite or Am I taking things wrong, are you full of gossip or was my music player broken, the Cause has been spoken Undecided Cause, I'll announce my rap name just like Mike Jones, except I won't get caught talking to my mom, 4:30 AM on the phone, home all alone :D, BEEP BEEP ring tone, oh that was Thorn's time being up well that was soo good but sadly it wasn't good enough.

Dude, you should starting making sense, because nothing you say will ever get intense. It's all wind blowing here, so what did you want to share?

Regards,
  Stephan.

[ToshiroHayate]

@Stephan:

> @Rioshima:
>
> > Undecided cause is back all of ya'll
> >
> > Okay so call me the Bakery master, IM bout to bake you some skills becuz of all the rhyme's ive been hearing they've sucked at free will, so gimmeh a dollar I'll give you a hollar and is that a girl rapping with a female dog's collar?
> > Becon for you babe and meat for your friend's we can take a 1 night stand but I bet I wouldnt last till the end, the 1 on 1 was awesome the 3 some was Mained, but when yu get a 4some I heard Kusy was framed,
> > Itsa beef battle yo but I don't like to play clean, I can bake a cake and Use your sperm as my ice cream,
> > GO hard on that shit it only makes it taste better, but why do you all sound like asian guys made of white cheddar?
> > Now listen Stephan or Stephanie may I call you a angel definitely, when you joined this battle to post about Kusy did you ever think twice about a legend destroying you or were you too busy getting bumped by Kusy while tieing your shoe?
> >
> > @Thorn now listen here thorn your raps were too warm if I gave your notes to a *Adult movie* star she'd masterbait OH THORN!, the lyrics are sweet, the tone is awesome but that was sarcasm but she had a orgasm, like ectoplasm I wouldn't touch them for centuries, but why must you rap with HIP HOP hypocrisy , are you a hypocrite or Am I taking things wrong, are you full of gossip or was my music player broken, the Cause has been spoken Undecided Cause, I'll announce my rap name just like Mike Jones, except I won't get caught talking to my mom, 4:30 AM on the phone, home all alone :D, BEEP BEEP ring tone, oh that was Thorn's time being up well that was soo good but sadly it wasn't good enough.
>
> Dude, you should starting making sense, because nothing you say will ever get intense. It's all wind blowing here, so what did you want to share?
>
> Regards,
>   Stephan.

Yes I agree with you ever so graciously.
His words, his rhyme, Truly have no meaning. Seriously.

Maybe he should spend more time working on his lines and rhymes,
Rather then worrying about how he's going to pay his crimes.

So I'm done with replying to his every post,
Because all he throws together is a pile of compost.

[Godlord]

Well hello there my hero, or should I call you by thy name Toshiro?

Regards,
  Stephan.

[ToshiroHayate]

@Stephan:

> Well hello there my hero, or should I call you by thy name Toshiro?
>
> Regards,
>   Stephan.

I'd feel safer if you kept your space from me sir.
Mainly because I know what you prefer.

Even though I can't resist the way you talk,
or the way your hair sways with the way you walk.

I'm so happy to see when you reply to me my sweet guy,
Hopefully we'll talk again and you'll remove the restraining order, Okay Stephan Nye?

[Godlord]

I like to talk with you.
That's all I usually do.
Next to talking with Anthony.
Our Skype voicechat is all symphony.

Regards,
  Stephan.

[ToshiroHayate]

I'm glad you feel that way about me and Anthony.
Although if you wanted to get a real man you'd choose me.

I worship the times I spend with Anthony as well,
But without you, It's a true living hell.

[Godlord]

In a nutshell,
this whole world is a hell.
Just got to deal with it,
otherwise you'll end up in the big bottemless pit.

Regards,
  Stephan.

[ToshiroHayate]

@Stephan:

> In a nutshell,
> this whole world is a hell.
> Just got to deal with it,
> otherwise you'll end up in the big bottemless pit.
>
> Regards,
>   Stephan.

Yeah I feel that way sometimes too.
Although when you're around I don't feel so blue.
It almost makes it seem like you give me a clue,
Everyday, Every moment, When I spend it with you.

[Admiral Refuge]

Toshiro, come on, stop being a slut… are you taking away my Stephan?  He's my pistachio nut!
To separate us, is like PB&J -- it's just not natural, not in my DNA.

[Godlord]

I am one of your nuts?
I never thought you had the guts!
To reveal my true identity.
You however forgot that my real name is Serenity.

Regards,
  Serenity.

[Rioshima]

Aww always talking about my rapping but still be honest
would any rapper really go out rapping like there hooked on Phonics
you claim my words are the same, they bring you much, they don't make sence
but you always put up a fence
to block out the things that I say
it's just a battle get over it, if you can't hear 1 voice then you should just close it.
Log off this battle like you logged out of life, stop trying to be like the red and blue stripes
of the great american flag that as I subdue under, your rhymes and your time was just 1 big plunder,
You both are like a bad couple in rain without some thunder, but I'll be the one keeping you together,
you can diss you can hate.
but I'll return I will still participate
no words or slang would mess up my game,
I'll be on and off and back for more and keep it flowing all the same,
I'll recharge my batteries and continue to beat you both like whores, "it's a pimp named Slink black standing at my door".

Slick rick im a tick imm feed off of whatever you call me the Cannibal crisis the word's came true, im not the devil or messiah I'm a Black kid who sticks, to his same old lyrics,
Undecided Cause no, just hear it, Im not special in anyway but I'd smash you all anyday so go on and spray what you'd say, and I'd ignore it as if it's gay, I'm Bi but I say bye to any1 who'd attempt to try, Paranormal Abnormal but still you ain't presentable, what will it take to make my rhyme's irresistible, Man you lil suckahs are too comprehensible, I can find worser spits on you inside the bible, you go on and on just like a Fable, you make sentences worser then cereal labels, I could find better insults under a high school table. 

Is what you say amazing, IDK maybe you should stop fake dating, daydreaming your all big dreamer's and ill be the one boiling your steamer
the flames never stop when the time is needing,
but as long a I can type You'll leave and I'll keep proceeding.

[ToshiroHayate]

@Stephan:

> I am one of your nuts?
> I never thought you had the guts!
> To reveal my true identity.
> You however forgot that my real name is Serenity.
>
> Regards,
>   Serenity.

Serenity? Oh Serenity? How could you lie to me so.
I could of sworn, you were once the man I used to know.

But now you come to me with this freaking crap.
I can't believe, you, Or this damn rap.

I'm moving out, Going to pack up my stuff.
See ya later, Hope the aids you get are enough.

[Helpmeplz]

Well, I thought I'd try this again, Time to redeem my self and type rhymes
faster than you spell pen, You see, Rapping is not that hard of a game
But from what I seen, Some people are putting rap to shame.

This thread is mostly filled of uniform verse, Trying to rhyme rap and crap,
What is this curse? I see Thorn and Bone got the spotlight in the thread,
This is a race and they are far ahead

Well, here I am fixing my previous entry, That was surely embarrassing
and so elementry, Now I say good bye for now
I'll leave leave to the rest of you good rappers to fix these clowns.

Olol that felt better than my last posts :D

[Godlord]

@Rioshima:

> Aww always talking about my rapping but still be honest
> would any rapper really go out rapping like there hooked on Phonics
> you claim my words are the same, they bring you much, they don't make sence
> but you always put up a fence
> to block out the things that I say
> it's just a battle get over it, if you can't hear 1 voice then you should just close it.
> Log off this battle like you logged out of life, stop trying to be like the red and blue stripes
> of the great american flag that as I subdue under, your rhymes and your time was just 1 big plunder,
> You both are like a bad couple in rain without some thunder, but I'll be the one keeping you together,
> you can diss you can hate.
> but I'll return I will still participate
> no words or slang would mess up my game,
> I'll be on and off and back for more and keep it flowing all the same,
> I'll recharge my batteries and continue to beat you both like whores, "it's a pimp named Slink black standing at my door".
>
> Slick rick im a tick imm feed off of whatever you call me the Cannibal crisis the word's came true, im not the devil or messiah I'm a Black kid who sticks, to his same old lyrics,
> Undecided Cause no, just hear it, Im not special in anyway but I'd smash you all anyday so go on and spray what you'd say, and I'd ignore it as if it's gay, I'm Bi but I say bye to any1 who'd attempt to try, Paranormal Abnormal but still you ain't presentable, what will it take to make my rhyme's irresistible, Man you lil suckahs are too comprehensible, I can find worser spits on you inside the bible, you go on and on just like a Fable, you make sentences worser then cereal labels, I could find better insults under a high school table. 
>
> Is what you say amazing, IDK maybe you should stop fake dating, daydreaming your all big dreamer's and ill be the one boiling your steamer
> the flames never stop when the time is needing,
> but as long a I can type You'll leave and I'll keep proceeding.

The wall of text was too long.
Hence why I say: too long, didn't read.
You are doing it wrong.
Go grab a sheet.
Write down a new text.
Then go cut it in half next.
Then you should post it.
Because then it will fit.

Regards,
  Stephan.

[Rioshima]

Okay imma do this like journalist class and become a specatator,
I could out type and out rhyme you guys now and later,
And this Serenity what ever you call it, she must be some girl whose dating an alcholic,
he packed up his bags and grabbed her's instead,
but yes she probably found the used condoms sterilized beside her bed,
Now I can shoot low class rhyme's too, and they'll stick worser then name brand glue,
You all are starting to bore me worser then Barnie's purple shoes.
He could sing a song called I love you, and get more fan's then you all could ever do,
his timid change
these rigid pains
these rapping crimes
your waste's of time
so get of my line
before i come and close you down
And leave you in the lost and found
Now let's stop playing around,
before some1's Corpse is found laying on the ground

[Godlord]

Why won't you give up. Your rap isn't even considered pop.

Regards,
  Stephan.