deathtaker26 Posted December 19, 2014 Author Share Posted December 19, 2014 Twas the night before Crestmatt, and all through eclipseNot a troll was trolling, not even a bit.The threads were hung from board with careIn hopes that Eclipse V would soon be there.The eclipsians were nestled, all snug in their beds.As the joy of banning danced in the admins' heads.Mad hatter sat in the shoutbox with a big ass hat."Where's my christmass tree", shouted an admin named MattThen crest stood and arose such a clatter"I'm not mailing you a christmas tree, matt. No way, No matter!"Towards the shoutbox we read in flash.'Twas MarshyClause, either drunk or high off his ass.Marsh screamed, "We need some eggnogs here in this here thread!""You're all a bunch of fgts!", Chief then said.Suddenly out of nowhere the boards made a jingle!We haven't heard such a noise since marsh sold pictures of his dingle.Richy shouted, "could it be the night we'll be blessed?"Then arose JC from the top of this mess.He delivered a PM to everyone there."Bet you thought eclipse V was in here."He laughed away and logged off eclipse.Twas a night full of humor and tons of bullsh1t.Then logged in Dr.Kid from across the world.He had to dump his selfies on a thread it gives him a whirl.Gwen had returned to eclipse from a forever an absense.Just to join in on all this nonsense.Matt yelled, "Dammit crest, is there a point to this story?""As of this point… No", crest replied bordelyThe lurkers then closed out of this page,Guess they're done reading my posts for this time of age.Then Marsh got off his drunk ass,"I'm gonna end this post", he said at last!He replied to the post, "This was a sore sight"Marshy F*ing CrestMatt To all, and to all a good night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnPony Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Bah, humbug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathtaker26 Posted December 19, 2014 Author Share Posted December 19, 2014 Well poo, it seems I left john out of my storyLooks like I'll need to add in a General Pony."Ba humbug", John replied in such a haste."Crest, you are totally the biggest waste!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 haha…Marshy Crestmatt to all! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 It's all ogre now, fgts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnPony Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 > It's all ogre now, fgts Prepare your dark hole for my onion juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexkymbeth Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Haha awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 You guys take something festive and have to ruin it.See this is why we can't have nice things! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonello Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 This is actually hilarious yet accurate at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 This is glorious. Marshy Crestmatt to all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezemel Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Mad Marshy Crestmatt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathtaker26 Posted December 19, 2014 Author Share Posted December 19, 2014 I'm selling crestmatt trees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetasis Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 I actually enjoyed reading that… parody?Marshy Crestmatt to all of Eclipse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elihu Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Crest will never cease to amaze me. Marshy Crestmatt! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathtaker26 Posted December 20, 2014 Author Share Posted December 20, 2014 Uhh thanks…. uhh ._. guy I totally know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xelander Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elihu Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 > Uhh thanks…. uhh ._. guy I totally know...Just call me your stalker. <3But anyways, so what's going to happen this christmas on eclipse? :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezemel Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 > Just call me your stalker. <3> > > > But anyways, so what's going to happen this christmas on eclipse? :3Pretty much nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 > Pretty much nothingOn Christmas day, we'll be handing out free IP bans <3>! This was totally a joke, in case you didn't catch on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezemel Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 > On Christmas day, we'll be handing out free IP bans <3> > > > > >! This was totally a joke, in case you didn't catch on.Suuureee, I know you're targeting me, so I will be extra careful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonello Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 > On Christmas day, we'll be handing out free IP bans <3> > > > > >! This was totally a joke, in case you didn't catch on.If you've been bad this year instead of coal in your stocking you'll get a free ban courtesy of Matt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathtaker26 Posted December 20, 2014 Author Share Posted December 20, 2014 Same thing that happens EVERY year on crestmatt on eclipse. We start a post bragging about the cool shit we got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xelander Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 But Swedes get their shit on the 24th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathtaker26 Posted December 21, 2014 Author Share Posted December 21, 2014 Damn you Swedens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 *wipes tear from eye* that was beautiful Marshy CrestMatt to all :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now