SawQuart Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 God only hates 3% of Naked, Fat, Old Gays. True Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinjiru Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 @Jungle:> God only hates 3% of Naked, Fat, Old Gays. True Fact.Throw that on a sign and head to a WBC counter-protest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheatking Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Old Age: 86%Acts of God: 7%Lost in Wilderness: 7%Woot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kusy Posted July 31, 2011 Author Share Posted July 31, 2011 The WA resolutions are actualy quite interesting if you read them carefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Old Age: 96%Lost in wilderness: 4%Yes. Yexiland is a brilliant place to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kusy Posted July 31, 2011 Author Share Posted July 31, 2011 I'm trying to pick decisions to boost my economy and civil rights while minimalising political freedom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 LOLOLOLOL Kusy your nation is more pacifist than mine is. Wow I'm the least pacifistic nation in Eclipse. Once my economy rebounds we're gonna start bombing all you wussy hippies! xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SawQuart Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 My economy rebounded! Wooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 I'm a benevolent dictator of an atheist theocracy.. I think I'm doing pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 I'm what Renzo is. I'm also murder free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 O.o my death stats are a bit odd lol seems like cancer is everywhere… couldnt be the mining uranium in the nudeActs Of God:2%Cancer:29%Sunburn:2%Murder:13% ( most likely because I made it legal to sell organs. and its legal for doctors to euthanasia )Hearth Disease:12%Old Age:42% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kusy Posted July 31, 2011 Author Share Posted July 31, 2011 @Anna:> LOLOLOLOL Kusy your nation is more pacifist than mine is. Wow I'm the least pacifistic nation in Eclipse. Once my economy rebounds we're gonna start bombing all you wussy hippies! xDYoure the only nation with a Powerbroker status… not to mention our regoin's WA delegate xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saadhamza Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 This thread has me confused as duck so…. i'ma try this thing :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beckymegan Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Old Age: 85%Murder: 7%Lost in the Wilderness: 7%Acts of God: 2%Funny, I was sure I had capital punishment this morning as 7% too…. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fogger Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Finally got the animal food Issue."I agree that something needs to be done about Troll over-population," says random passer-by Abraham McGuffin, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."AGREED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beckymegan Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Cheap, foreign-made cars are becoming increasingly popular, causing concern in Majilova's automobile manufacturing industry.The Debate  "Unless this government does something, Majilova won't have an auto industry for much longer," says auto industry union boss Violet Li, in a rare public appearance alongside management. "These foreign companies employ people for a few Ducks a day. The only way to level the playing field is to raise tariffs. The government would make more money, too, so it's win-win."  "For once, I agree with my grubby colleague here," says General Chassis CEO Calvin Mistletoe. "Although I have to say, tariffs aren't the only answer. A more effective solution would be to abolish minimum wage laws. Now that would level the playing field. And we'd be able to employ more–argh, let go of my throat!"  "I think we need to face facts," says noted economist and chat-show regular Miranda Wall. "We live in a global economy now, and automobile manufacturing just isn't Majilova's strong suit. There's no point taking money from taxpayers in order to line the pockets of a few greedy workers and corrupt managers in a doomed industry. Let the market takes its--argh, let go of my throat!"Hmmm, the second one sounds pretty good... But for the sake of MY PEOPLE I'll go with the first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SawQuart Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 I think the reason I'm left-leaning is because I restrict some corporations from donating. I'm trying to do issues as I would vote on them myself.Anyways, my "civil rights" are now a world benchmark. I just voted to not have government-induced Affirmative Action, so hopefully it raises civil rights and not lowers it. My economy and political freedoms are tanking though… which is odd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbunnie Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 The Constitutional Monarchy of BlackBunnies is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."The small, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16%. A very small private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.Crime is a problem. BlackBunnies's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Bun.Lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SawQuart Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Apparently cocks are going extinct because of deforestation. I'd like to know what forests are being deforested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenton Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Tehee, cocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 LOL @ Becky's last issue. I love how two of the responses end with "argh let go of my throat!" xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowdeath Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 I have below average Civil Rights. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kusy Posted August 1, 2011 Author Share Posted August 1, 2011 One percent of my nation dies out of scurvy! Yarr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beckymegan Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 @Anna yeah I noticed that too, maybe they're part of the 7% of my population that dies from murder?"NO MORE BOMBS," chant the protestors outside Parliament House, in a repetitious and increasingly annoying appeal. Spokesperson Anne-Marie Wall, speaking through a feedback-afflicted microphone, says, "Majilova needs fewer weapons, not more! Make the world a safer place! Disarm now!"So yeah… Please don't hurt me?EditWho has "The Republic of DioAsran" Cause you have a ton of different ways to die. And sunburns, srsly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 my people die from sunburns but i think thats because i force everyone to be nude in public Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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