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The Church of Eclipse


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Merely a day after this religion is formed, has it been split into three. True Believers, Gwen Worshippers and Eggnog-less Protestants.

So far we've given out free lap dances, drank eggnog, discussed Marsh's dong and compared Gwen to Lilith. That's more excitement that Christianity's had in 2011 years.
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Polarisation. Have you never witnessed religion before?

Christianity- "People live in the Holy Land. We can leave them, or mercilessly slaughter them."
Islam - "People don't obey our religion. We can leave them, or blow them up."
Rastafarian - *Puff of sweet-smelling smoke*
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@Bonk:

> Polarisation. Have you never witnessed religion before?
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> Christianity- "People live in the Holy Land. We can leave them, or mercilessly slaughter them."
> Islam - "People don't obey our religion. We can leave them, or blow them up."
> Rastafarian - *Puff of sweet-smelling smoke*

Its not very funny.. cept for the Rastafarian part. Im not religious at all, but your statement could be quite offensive to people who are, and that dont practice violence. Just sayin.
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Nyeahh… I suppose.

Wasn't meant as offensive. I'll fix it up.
@Bonk:

> All religions are diverse and varied. Their cultures can bring interest and beauty throughout any country and have always be a force for good in the world.

I am good at arse-kissing :L
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