Rap Battle Submissions

[Richy420Rich]

Laying in a comatose, waiting for those.
Who want to test my sleep, faces drop to the concrete.
It's been a long time coming. Will I ever be summoned?
Eight post occurred, My name hasn't been heard?

Okay, let me change the rhyme variable back to two.
Bet you all are like, "What's he mean? I have no clue!"
Let me explain, OP plus 1 equals Richy, that's who!
And I will come up on top of this contest.
Eliminating you all with this single conquest.
There's no more objectives, just a strategical oppression.
I'm the dictator running this, and you all know my aggression.
If not, I got a nine millimeter with the ultimate suppression.
I really hope you all understand this concept.
I'll slow the flow so you all can get adept.
To know that my flow got you all stoned.
Like my reefa, coming up out the creepa.
The lyrical murder will put you all face to face with the reapa.
And the bodies isn't worthy enough to go any deepa.
Just remember the name - It's Richy Rich.
Because I'll be back to dig up the ditch.

[Niko]

You cant diss a delivery in a non verbal rap….. That makes no sense..

[Thorn]

Dissing your delivery in a non-verbal rap means that I am dissing it in the context of the medium being used, hence how I go on to point out stuff about spelling and the filter.

[Richy420Rich]

I'm sure Thorn and Niko can argue about delivery IN rhyme.
It's wild that I look like the lyrical professor at this time.
So I'm uh - Buy a dime, commit a crime and let this flow shine.
Too bad I ain't got much time, I have to refresh.
Just know that when I'm gone, I won't be in the flesh.
But my spirit will remain on Eclipse watching this topic.
Better fear it because you all know I own this clique.

[Marsh]

Ill bust this rap quick, cuss i got little time.
Im slinging hard rap while you all singing nursery rhymes.
Keep climbing back up ill kill you a million times.

Put down the mic your rhymes are weak
You rap like my grandmother, your rhymes are antique.
Lets face it, your rap shit is obsolete.

Im dressed to kill, so you better bow down to my superior skill.
Best be fillin out a [living will](http://www.merriam-webster.com/medical/living%20will)
You want more of these raps? Ill be ready with a refill.
While you all sit back in shock and stand still.

Sure you posers talk the talk but will you walk the walk?
My rhymes are so sweet your going into insulin shock
Sleep? I rock this game around the clock. You bitches just gawk.
Sitting there suffering from writers block.
Im part of raps elite, yall just common stock, put you on the choppin block.
**Remember folks this is rap not soft rock.**

[JohnPony]

Yo Yo Hoe Your Shits Whack

Now give me admin before you get your ass on a plaque.

*Word*

[Marsh]

@ pony

Who you calling a Hoe? You cant beat this unstoppable flow.
Your reps dropping while i maintain the status quo.
I just hit a new rap plateau, while you continue to rap slow
Your a shitty variety Show, while i got a act on HBO.

[JohnPony]

Yo bi-tch you ain't got no lines
i sit here and spit out rhymes by the nines
you think you can take me but you're just a b-itch
reminds me of how eclipse used to glitch
you ain't got sh-it on me boy so back down
before i drive you're ass right out of town

[IceCream Tuesday]

I walk along, and hear this noise
while I rip a bong, just to feel the joys
till the sounds rides along this trail
to my remorse, these rhymes are complete fail.

You all are lousy and this isn't much a feat.
cause' your renzo and, I'm chris Hanson so please have a seat.
You believe your dope, and killer freestyle
shame its false and your clinging to denial

*drops mic*

I prefer Metal.

[Zombehman]

Pony you showed up late expect nuthin but hate
your rhymes are cheap and I'll leave you in a heap
don't go near my waters mutha licka, I'll show you old gregg
he will hold ya down and force his way in ya and make ya beg
bitch only one verse? next time bring more than yo purse
I will choke you with your entrails pull off yo nails and tear open ya back with a cat-o-nine-tails
now ya st-st-stutterin makin ya stomach fl-fl-flutterin, now ya trip and fall so-so-sobbin
I put a tag on ya toe, shoot you like a doe, throw ya body into a pit down below
so fuck off and let us rap because the shit you spit makes people wanna nap

[Jayden10]

Look at me, you look like a gangsta
everyday you act like a prangsta

[BigB502]

I have never been,

The one to be fuked with, pushed or tested.
Hit my switch, rest in peace kid.

Springfield's where I'll be. West side is where you'll find me.
Wear'in all red. Taken dub's to the head.
Now tell me what you know about B.

I'm produc'in my jam. Swing'in like Tarzan.
A head full of lyrics, and a mic in my hand.

This is no intro to math. No finle exam.
I'm not a school boy do you see a book in my hand?

I'm like hercules because my rhymes are strong.
Beat'in down MC's like the mighty king kong.

From the lyrics I say to the style that I use.
I'm whipe'in MC's like Hitler did Jews.

I'm the fire from hell, and you can smell the smoke.
Like a cigarette light me up, hit me, and choke.

I'm a music creator. A body devastator and
when it comes to great, there is nobody greater.

Good better best I'll never let it rest.
Until my good is better, and my better is best.

While your on your job do'in your task,
Me, and the crews paid in full, and kick'in mucho azz!

[Synergy]

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Sorry, opportunity was too great.

[JohnPony]

@Synergy:

> Never gonna give you up,
> Never gonna let you down,
> Never gonna run around and desert you,
> Never gonna make you cry,
> Never gonna say goodbye,
> Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
>
> Sorry, opportunity was too great.

*Waves Candle Emotionally*

[saadhamza]

(How about extra points go to the people that actually record there rap and post it instead of just giving the lyrics ^_^)

[Murdoc]

runnin 50 miles to beat these pacers
im so high i see tracers
everyone is bi-winning, avoid the tasers
were so smart we built lasers
to blast all those terrorist motherfuckers
say bye bye to all those suckers
ive got a 9" inch gun and im gonna shoot someone
i got no motive ill just do it for fun
ill load my bullets in one by one
then target your head for a headshot, annihilation
disintegration, youre comin apart one by one
because im just like the son
resurrected one
i was born in manhattan
and if you see me you better run
im bad
like michael jackson
but im being saved through the revelation of one
one world, one faith, one hope
i smoke dope
some people think thats all i am
but i dont rap about me man
i rap about sergeant sam and his elephant band
with sand in their eyes, everything they do is comprimised
they didnt realize, the system is falling
the sky is falling, the sky is falling
like zombies theyre crawling
but dont be surprised
we still got time
to make things right
let anarchy reign in gods name
or we'll only feel pain
the way they keepin pushin us down, like we got no reason to be around
i laugh at their frowns, i was lost but now im found
super soul comeback
im an enterprise
its a metaphor that rips out your mind's eye
you can die
anyone who thinks theyre better than me
were all equal beings, were human and free
lets try to be civilized
in this battle i wont be last i wont be first
im the alpha and omega
i dont even thirst
i drink from the water of life freely
my blowup doll likes to get all feely
my knowlege is supreme
my soul is divine
maybe if you had soul you would learn how to rhyme
my rhymes are a logic scheme
i fuck all the haters
while my face beams, and they scream
they cant take the blame or the shame
cause they hate, theyre irate
its too late
ill escape
youve just been lyrically raped

[Thorn]

@Zonova:

> (How about extra points go to the people that actually record there rap and post it instead of just giving the lyrics ^_^)

(I like this and would totally record mine. It would also help us see how some people meant for theirs to be read, as with some of these it's really hard to see what they were going for.)

[lollicat]

yo yo rigganigganigganig
check out this fig
from my religion
it came with a pigeon
because birds are great
i dont believe in fate
because fate is fakey bullshit
does anyone know what is a pulpit
and if you think my rap is shitty
shut up

[Zombehman]

There be nothin in my way, chill em all
I gots to step up beat ya'll like schoolyard tetherball
I was once young my eyes were closed shut
now I am full grown they be wide open seein yo girl jabba tha hutt
shoot first like Han solo, swing last like a boxer
in the arena of words my arsenal like the knowledge of a doctor
I pop no pills, sip on no syrup, my lyrics liquid enough
ya step to this and our brawl will get mafuckin rough

I let my words flow hard and fast, baste ya'll like a roast
before these raps turned into comments and posts
what tha fuck happened I thought this was a contest
now its like youtube with people screamin fake and gay, your raps be processed
no originality, what we need now is an injection of talent
since no one else can do it I will become this lyrical gallant
seriously we need to bring this back, playtime is over
now write some real rap and step to this at your disclosure

[Murdoc]

ive paid my dues
im not like you
so let me be, fool
you only do what you do
because youre heart is hard too
racin for the finish line
but the race is only in your mind
humankind
were all one but can you be loved
when push comes to shove
defend your rights to fight
dont give up until the you reach the light
space flight
fu**ck** the haters and their rules
i run my own show
thats how i do
now go suck a di**ck**
if you cant handle this
you should listen to some mozart
and loosen up a bit
and if im tuned into my radio and see you in my window at night
you better take flight motherfu**cker**
my sh**it** is tight, and ill blow your brains out
before i say goodnight
life is just a rollercoaster ride
so im gonna keep flowin
like the tide
im worldwide
and all you lame a$$ haters
can just fuc**kin** die

[Derek]

My first post in years.. better make it epic.
My submission is a recording of myself rapping to that "racks on racks" song that's always on the radio.
Lyrics are in the video's description.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozg_p2oEwPM

[IceCream Tuesday]

I'm a fly real fast, and bring this shit
I'm a pouch of powder, fun dip
I'm a new mc, but i'll tear ya ta pieces
nothing but flesh wounds cause I'm john cleese

You progression sucks, and lousy flow
beat ya as shamwow, bruise and beaten hoe.
Why rap in hate, talk about life
don't kill, have kids and a nice wife
Compliment, and encourage, and help the sound
you stuck in a rut you have bound
Lets try it once, stop all the hating
maybe you'll get higher than a 2 star rating

Why does everyone have to curse and threat to rap?

[Murdoc]

@ICT:

> Why does everyone have to curse and threat to rap?

@‭‭‭Marshy:

> Ill bust this rap quick, cuss i got little time.
> Im slinging hard rap while you all singing nursery rhymes.
> Keep climbing back up ill kill you a million times.
>
> **Remember folks this is rap not soft rock.**

you dont "have" to curse or threaten to kill people, its just more fun

[Dash]

Why these punks tryna rap nice, get 'mad' you 'g**ay**' qu**eer**/
I shake fear into pus**sies** like **ICT**…this A BATTLE not Shakespeare/
Beat his bit**ching** with a bat, have him twitching from the rap/
This sh**it** for men, ya ba**lls** must be missing from its sack/
Go back to writing poetry about flowers and birds/
Cause I get grimey especially to cowards and herbs/
Never cower my words…so no care when I rip you/
I'm here to dismiss you cause your just a square like a pixel/
And I'm running circles around you, 360...so why try/
I'm a wild guy who'll club you, above you a mile high/
My style fly, my rhymes live...how live? take everyone in here and times FIVE!/

[IceCream Tuesday]

Bold words, don't make you hard
Just shows your intelligence, retard.
You call me names and they don't change a thing
Cause like you, I'll insult your tiny dinga-ling

Your oh so fly, and rhymes apparently live
yet suck so hard, you'll never thrive.
you had your chance now give it up
I'm cruella deville and your a little pup

I'll skin you here and now, make a fur coat
oh haha thought you told me a joke

Release the rage, a little head thought
instead of a rhyme, that lil wayne bought.

SHIT FUCK BITCH HOE DICK (figure its a requirement)