Would Sell Myself For Sex For This Computer.

[JohnPony]

Power Mega II 3000 3D Model
• 2 x Intel Xeon E5-2630 CPU
• 32GB 1333MHz ECC RAM
• NVIDIA Quadro 4000 2GB PCIe Video
• ASUS X79 USB3 & SATA3 MB
• 120GB x 2 Raid 0 Intel SSD
• 3TB SATA3 7200 RPM HD
• LG 14X Blu-Ray Rewriter
• Corsair Obsidian 800D Case

Holy bum candy.

[iSnow]

Shit son. People always seem to buy a computer like that just for a minecraft server a lot of the time though.

[IceCream Tuesday]

Why would you want that? By the time you'd actually need it, you're PC would be an outdated piece of shit.

[JohnPony]

@[Pie:

> ICT link=topic=82118.msg879194#msg879194 date=1344049974]
> Why would you want that? By the time you'd actually need it, you're PC would be an outdated piece of bum candy.

Just for the lols. It would be fun to see how much i can run on the PC before it goes bonkers.

[DarkOne5890]

GeneralPony I want a PC to can u give me 873 dollars  it's pretty with lights!!!, oh and NO SEX FOR IT!!!

[Jeff]

32 gigs of Ram is completely useless unless you want to run fucking eve online on it.

[In7el3ct]

I wouldn't want to use Xeon procs in my computer, nor a Quadro card. Xeons are targeted at servers and workstations, so I'd switch those out with some Core i7-3960X's. Quadro cards are designed for CAD and DCC, not for gaming, so I'd switch those out for some high end GeForce 600 series cards.

Now you have some holy bum candy.

[Harris6310]

Professional graphics?
No signs of additional cooling?
No sound card?

I wouldn't sell myself for that.

[Jeff]

@Harris:

> Professional graphics?
> No signs of additional cooling?
> No sound card?
>
> I wouldn't sell myself for that.

Sell 28 gigs of ram and then buy all those. Then the computer would be ideal.

[Harris6310]

@Eckhart:

> Sell 28 gigs of ram and then buy all those. Then the computer would be ideal.

Brilliant idea. Sell the excess RAM for about £60 and use that to spend £350 on a graphics card, £100 on a sound card and about £80 on a liquid cooling system.

You should do my taxes.

[willunited]

this computer in Brazil costs 15k dollars
DAMMIT!
Stupid brazil

[Harris6310]

@willunited:

> this computer in Brazil costs 15k dollars
> DAMMIT!
> Stupid brazil

Well of course it must be the country's fault.

[AeroEBrown]

That's not that impressive.

Hell, with a server motherboard I can decimate the specs you listed, other than Graphics. But we'll get to that.

First off, storage:
Take all your HDD's and SSD's and get rid of them. This is the only thing you need:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820227771

1.2TB SSD. We need three for the Motherboard below. ($18K+)

Next, motherboard:
Let's get a server motherboard, with support for 4 AMD 12-Core processors. Also, 256GB of RAM.
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813151219

Again, awesome. ($800+)

Now, the CPU's:
That board doesn't explicitly state that it supports 16-Core processors, so let's assume it only supports 12\. Just for the lulz.
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16819105272

Get 4 of them. ($5K+)

Continue with RAM:
We need some ECC Registered RAM. (Don't ask how I know, just assume so.)
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820239235

Get 8 of them. ($2K+)

This system will cost $25.8K+, and it has awesome-sauce storage, Processing Power, and speed. It will destroy anything you can think of, and it won't even break a sweat.

If you want boss Graphics, you just need a few of these (Get a Core-i7 build with three PCI-e x16 slots, and dump three of these in there):
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814130790

GTX 690, 4GB Memory. SLI them together, and you will never have graphics lag. ($1K+/each)

Thanks,
Aero/EBrown

[Jeff]

@Harris:

> Brilliant idea. Sell the excess RAM for about £60 and use that to spend £350 on a graphics card, £100 on a sound card and about £80 on a liquid cooling system.
>
> You should do my taxes.

Let's say the RAM is 8 4GB. A cheap price for that is $30(£19.25)
So you sell 7 of those. That means you've made $210(£134.74)
Granted it's quite a bit less than you'd need, but it's more than twice what you estimated.
Source: Newegg.com

[BeNjO]

16gb gaming ram, 2gb ati hd 6950 cu II, intel i7, 1tb sata (only thing letting me down). No need for me to upgade

mouse = roccat kone +, keyboard =  roccat Isku

[JohnPony]

I'm buying a fucking spaceship

*Locks thread*