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That 2% of people…


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Honestly, I wanna know… How many of you are in that 2% or so of people who has never seen **Slender Man**. How about the 1% that have almost no idea why the iFunny team is considered a bunch of monkeys? Maybe you're in the 5% of people that will have no idea what I'm talking about. Whether you're in the _9%_ of people who are good with numbers, the 92% of people who know EVEYTHING (Nobody likes you), or you're in the same boat as me….. Please post below. If you know of something popular and you don't know the origins or understand the joke, **ADD IT!!!**

I love to see what confuses people because salad.

**Throw down something everyone knows but you…**

**Or are you just little sissy nanny?**

**I know what you're thinking….**

**Did he use 5 different colors?.?.?.**

**Or 6??? ![:ph34r:](http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/community/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.png)**

What is this motha fukka lookin at? –> ![:rolleyes:](http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/community/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif)

Never mind.

Stay on task people, we have a mission here. What do you know you don't know that you wish you knew because everyone else knows??

Suck on that jizz in a reply below. I love you all.

P.S.

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lmao Apparently you all are in that 5% of people who don't know what the hell is going on. ![:P](http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/community/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.png)

> im confused
>
> and aroused

It's okay, I am too.

> I think you need to lay off the drugs for a while.

NO.

> The answer is 5 right?

Only if Clint Eastwood is your mother…

> D) You're a homo.

You forgot …sapien. It's okay though, I got your back.

My main task for all of you is to name something that everyone seems to laugh at or understand but you don't. If that makes sense. The of my topic is just nonsense because I was tired ![;)](http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/community/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.png)

-Oh and you know what, here's another... If you ate yourself, would you get fatter, or would you disappear all together? MIND=BLOWN
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So…you're a drug using, super natural believing homo who likes rainbows which in other words also makes you a pedo who likes to make more weird topics. To make matters even worse, for eclipse this is considered normal.
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Hey….....dammit.....Am I not allowed some nonsense every once in awhile?? Jesus. You people make me feel like shit. I was just trying to be silly and make someone laugh. I spend 12 hours a day working, around 6 sleeping, 4 in education, and any spare time working with friends on their projects or working on TFF. I just want to have some fun ![:)](http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/community/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png)

> So…you're a drug using, super natural believing homo who likes rainbows which in other words also makes you a pedo who likes to make more weird topics. To make matters even worse, for eclipse this is considered normal.

Super Natural believing? Where did you get that? Drug using… I should probably start smoking weed again lol. But that doesn't count as a drug now does it? I don't do any sort of drug (not even medication) and I quit smoking cigarettes almost 2 months ago. Yay me. (Boring as hell.)
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> Hey….....dammit.....Am I not allowed some nonsense every once in awhile?? Jesus. You people make me feel like shit. I was just trying to be silly and make someone laugh. I spend 12 hours a day working, around 6 sleeping, 4 in education, and any spare time working with friends on their projects or working on TFF. I just want to have some fun ![:)](http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/community/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png)
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> Super Natural believing? Where did you get that? Drug using... I should probably start smoking weed again lol. But that doesn't count as a drug now does it? I don't do any sort of drug (not even medication) and I quit smoking cigarettes almost 2 months ago. Yay me. (Boring as hell.)

I'm just kidding bud, you're a cool guy, had to contribute my eclipsian attitude somewhere in this post.
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> I'm just kidding bud, you're a cool guy, had to contribute my eclipsian attitude somewhere in this post.

Thank you. Even though I totally fell for that gag Marshy Dearest Dearest had going ![:P](http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/community/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.png)

> i think your calculations ar wrong 100% does not understand where da fuk this is going about XD

Apparently lol

> She is, so I win? ![:P](http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/community/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.png)

You win a gluten free cookie. They're special… Just like you..................................................

and this guy> ![](http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/HERP_82a6d6_864528.jpg)'

> Ifindthisfunny. Read to the end and laughed. Wtf is this?

Pure awesomeness.
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> IunderstoodeverythingyousaidandIthoughtitwasfunny

I made myself laugh pretty hard when I read over the salad part… Only because I realized how stupid it sounds.

EDIT: Sweet tits!!!!... I was totally trying to copy a comment, not add another reply.
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