shadowwulf Posted August 31, 2008 Author Share Posted August 31, 2008 front side of shirt=[Geek]backside of shirt=[/Geek] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENIGMAX Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 1\. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2\. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.3\. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.4\. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2\.5\. Computers make very fast, very accuratemistakes.6\. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.7\. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.8\. C:WINDOWS C:WINDOWSGO C:PCCRAWL9\. C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN10\. <–- The information went data way --->11\. Best file compression around: 'DEL *.*' = 100% compression.12\. The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.13\. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding.14\. The name is Baud, James Baud.15\. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!16\. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!17\. C:> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner!18\. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay!Staaay..19\. Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command orfilename!'20\. As a computer, I find your faith in technologyamusing.21\. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)22\. Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.23\. E Pluribus Modem24\. >... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)25\. Ethernet (n): something used to catch theEtherbunny.26\. A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheralavailable.27\. An error? Impossible! My modem is errorcorrecting.28\. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot WashingtonD.C. (Y/N)?29\. Does fuzzy logic tickle?30\. A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.31\. 11th commandment-Thou shalt not covet thyneighbor's Pentium.32\. 24 hours in a day...24 beers in acase...coincidence?33\. Disinformation is not as good asdatinformation.34\. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.35\. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .36\. Who's General Failure & why is he reading mydisk?37\. Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.38\. RAM disk is not an installation procedure.39\. Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...40\. All computers wait at the same speed.41\. Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.42\. Go ahead, make my data!43\. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....44\. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...45\. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!46\. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficientvoltage.47\. Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!48\. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?49\. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 tocontinue.50\. '640K ought to be enough for anybody.' - Bill Gates, 198151\. DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS toCONFIG.SYS52\. Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS53\. Press any key to continue or any other key toquit...54\. Press any key...... no, No, NO!! Not THATone!55\. Press -- to continue ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowwulf Posted August 31, 2008 Author Share Posted August 31, 2008 32 isnt really nerdy… more alcoholic-y... lol45 made me lol... literally. not all to sure why though. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elder-Bunny Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 _A chick approaches a nerd and starts coming on to him_Nerd: "Oh my god, are we going to have sexual intercourse?! This is going to be almost as leet as when I reached level 70!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 wow lol. That's pathetic! :P/[EDIT] note that he said "sexual intercourse" lol [/EDIT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alster Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 All these are lols.Here's my two1\. I IZ T3h SiMz MS7R!!!!111 L00000lZ2\. (the old classic) all your base are belong to us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elder-Bunny Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 @Alster:> 2\. (the old classic) all your base are belong to us!THERE IS NOTHING NERDY ABOUT THAT! TAKE IT BACK D :< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 ALL your sayings are belong to us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reguba Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Lmao, 1 is hilarious for anyone who has used that software… Universe lol. Number 9 is a nice Dick and Jane reference lol I remember those dumb books... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregnator Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 i want to insert my usb stick into your usb port Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elder-Bunny Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 "Hello World" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monowolf00 Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 I am 26.3543114% man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fewws Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 **It's The End Of The World!!!!!!**…..of warcraft :cheesy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monowolf00 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Pocket Protector-Check. Sweater Vest-Check. Girlfriend- [Error] We have encountered a problem [/Error] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Baby, you overclock my processor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reguba Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Your motherboard is showing :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avarrianna Roxxzor Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 kekeke :cheesy:"Social Engineering Specialist; because theres no patch for human stupidity." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 @Avarrianna:> kekeke :cheesy:> > "Social Engineering Specialist; because theres no patch for human stupidity."_._ Don't revive dead games dude. Not cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adulese Games Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Got Code?- Adulese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxac Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 "prepare to meet your programmer!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 "Mind if I stick this in your input socket?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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