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[Omegle](http://omegle.com/) is a site where you can talk to another random stranger.
And now, post the most random or funny things that have happened while using this site.

Remember, it's anonymous so say what ever you want!

> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> You: I CHOOSE YOU, OMEGLE!
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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> Connecting to server…
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: hi
> You: hai
> Stranger: what are u doing now
> You: I don't know
> You: What about you
> Stranger: why?
> You: I hope you're not that figure at my window staring at me while typing at a laptop
> Stranger: i am a male 30years old
> You: That'd be awkward
> Stranger: oh, i see
> Stranger: say something about sex?
> You: UP THE BUTT CHARIZARD
> You: (gay joke)
> Stranger: a u a gay?
> Stranger: yes
> You: Nah
> You: Mock
> Stranger: i guessed
> You: AND FOR THAT DIIIIE
> You: *Takes out a chainsaw
> Stranger: terrible
> Stranger: do like it?
> You: *mauls Stranger with the chainsaw
> Stranger: beated when make love
> You: DIIIIIIIIIE
> You: Hrm
> You: Wtf
> You: I'm killing you
> You: Damnit
> You: Spew blood or something
> Stranger: fuck u
> You: WELL FUCK YOU TOO
> You: BIOTCH
> Stranger: u lunatic
> You: BURN IN HELL YOU WITCH
> You: Welcome to the internet

> Connecting to server…
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> You: Hello
> Stranger: nanners
> Stranger: >.>
> You: LE GASP
> You: What are you saying?
> Stranger: banana
> You: OMFG
> You: EMBLEM =o?
> Stranger: BANANA FOR THE WIN
> You: It's emblem.
> You: Or someone from eclipse that is
> Stranger: alrighty then
> You: Who

> Connecting to server…
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> You: ...
> Stranger: hi
> You: Hello
> You: Need a free rape?
> You: Calle 1-800-rape to get raped now!
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> You: Hello
> Stranger: hello
> You: I just myself
> Stranger: 中国的?
> You: No hablas
> You: Je ne parle pas ce language
> You: I don't speak whatever that is
> You: Baka ;P?
> Stranger: are you a French?
> You: Oui
> You: /yes
> You: /si
> Stranger: are you in Paris?
> You: OH HELL NAH
> You: French people from France are douchbags
> You: douche*bags
> You: I hail from Quebec
> You: [insert canadian hymne here]
> Stranger: what is "douche*bags"
> You: Idiots
> You: Jerks
> You: Baka's
> Stranger: Can you speak English?
> You: Yes, I can.
> You: Very fluently too
> You: But why all those questions…
> You: Are you a rapist? ._.
> You: (Hailing from Japan)
> You: (Or korea, or china)
> Stranger: I am a Chinese.
> You: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT
> You: I wub pie.
> Stranger: do you know Olimpic Beijing?
> You: Oh Hell you
> You: Nice show at the start
> You: Were you the giant ball?
> You: Could be
> You: Maybe you're a sumo =o
> Stranger: I can play Kongfu!
> You: That's not a game
> You: Kung-fu is a sport/martial art that is used for self defance and to relieve stress.
> You: Seeing you treat life as a gmae
> You: I'm going to leave you alone to burn in the pits of hill with a succubus raping you
> Stranger: I see.How old are you?
> You: 102 years old
> Stranger: 88
> You: LIES
> You: IT'S ALL LIES
> You: THE CAKE IS A LIE
> Stranger: 88means byebye
> You: That means you're dumb
> You: Cause that's neither 1337 nor chatspeek
> You: Failure
> You: I'm off narb

> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: CALL ME YOUR DADDY
> You: BOOMBOOM POI, YOU KEEP CRASHING MAH STYLE
> Stranger: NOW
> You: Heh
> You: Caps is what I'm supposed to do
> Stranger: WHO IS YOUR DADDY
> Stranger: I AM
> You: BIOTCH
> You: I'm sorry
> Stranger: NAWW Female Dog
> Stranger: IM SORRY
> You: I'm a guy
> You: dumbshit
> You: Rapist
> Stranger: I AM TOO
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> You: om
> Stranger: HI
> You: omnom
> You: omnomnom
> You: *munch*
> Stranger: M OR F
> You: Neither
> You: or should I say
> You: both
> You: You see, I'm adventurous.
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

> You: PEOPLE KEEP DISCONNECTING WHEN I SAY I HAVE A PENIS
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server…
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Nunununu popadapa popa-pada
You: Oh and hello
You: *cough*
Stranger: lol hello :]
You: So I herd you liek mudkipz
Stranger: ohrly?
You: O RLY?
You: =o
Stranger: Lol. =)
You: What does the scouter say =o
Stranger: what?
You: WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY
You: SAY IT
You: OVER 9000
You: SAY IT
Stranger: whyyy? :O
You: Cause it's a meme
You: And memes are cool
You: Like the rickroll meme
You: Or the fact Chuck Norris is described as god
Stranger: aha
Stranger: you're funny.
You: O RLY?
You: Are you sarcastic
Stranger: nooooo
You: Suuuuuuuure.
Stranger: I'm not lyingg
You: And you're not typing right either, as I can read.
Stranger: and?
You: That's bad
You: You must fail english class.
You: Which is also bad
Stranger: Nope I get A's
You: I don't believe
You: THAT'S A LIE SIR
You: LIKE THE CAKE
You: THE CAKE IS ALIE
Stranger: PSH! No lie!
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: where are you from?
You: Arizona
You: You?
Stranger: well
Stranger: NE
You: This is weird..
Stranger: ???????
You: This site
Stranger: ????????
You: I mean its kinda strange talking to a complete stranger
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i got it
You: So..
You: What are you doing?
Stranger: typing
Stranger: and you ?
You: typing
You: We have so much in common :)
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: :)
You: Yea
Stranger: f /m?
You: f
Stranger: me too
Stranger: in common
Stranger: :)
You: Thats another thing in common :)
Stranger: ye
You: Yup
Stranger: ????
Stranger: do you like MJ?
You: Not really
Stranger: so ,who is your love?
You: Mudkipes
Stranger: Eu ~~~~
Stranger: do you like A Kon?

This is weird I feel like really nervous doing it..

Edit: Stranger: hello :)
You: Eh
Stranger: ???
Stranger: perplexed?
You: Eh as in Hello
Stranger: :)
You: So I hear you like mudkiepges
Stranger: uhhhhh…..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ROFL I got a disconnect!
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> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: ?
> You: ??
> You: ???
> Stranger: ????
> You: ????
> Stranger: ?????
> Stranger: ??????
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> You: 100-800-RAPE IS NOT ACCEPTING CALLS ATM! SORRY!!!
> Stranger: DENWA?
> You: f
> You: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
> You: c
> Stranger: oh
> Stranger: i
> Stranger: c
> Stranger: w
> Stranger: u
> Stranger: t
> Stranger: u
> Stranger: d
> You: ewg
> You: re
> You: ger
> You: g
> You: g
> You: erwg
> You: erg
> Stranger: id
> You: e
> You: g
> You: er
> You: g
> You: eg
> You: eg
> You: er
> You: ge
> You: g
> You: ew
> You: g
> You: erw
> You: grew
> You: g
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> You: ewg
> You: re
> You: g
> You: ewrg
> You: er
> You: wgr
> You: ewgr
> You: rew
> You: g
> You: dfgverknhjbn4jhbwbthgbwerj
> You:
> Stranger: DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA DENWA
> You: SO BUTT RAPE THEN?
> Stranger: DENWA?
> You: dbshbv
> Stranger: kyon-kun, denwa
> You: FART?
> You: JJJD
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> You: LOL?
> Stranger: I AM THE GOLDEN WITCH BEATRICE
> Stranger: WHO HAS LIVED FOR 1,000 YEARS
> You: I SHARTED
> You: LET ME GO CLEAN UP
> You: *SLURP*
> Stranger: denwa?
> You: AWNED
> Stranger: sup /b/
> You: RENZO IS CURRENTLY AT THE LOLICONVENTION
> Stranger: i like mah lolis :3
> You: U DONT WANT TO KNOW WHO RENZO IS.
> You: WAIT
> You: HOW OLD ARE U?
> Stranger: CRUISE CONTROL [ON] OFF
> Stranger: SIGH
> I AM THE GOLDEN WITCH BEATRICE
> WHO HAS LIVED FOR 1,000 YEARS
> You: RENZONOMOUS
> You: 1
> You: 800
> You: R
> You: A
> You: P
> You: E
> You: HAS BEEN DIALED
> Stranger: NO DENWA?
> You: lolwut THE F*CK IS DENWA?????
> Stranger: :O U DONT KNOW DENWA?
> You: CORRECT
> Stranger: THATS UNHEARD OF!!!
> You: BRB
> Stranger: K
> You: BACK
> Stranger: KK
> You: LOL
> You: ROFL
> Stranger: WHA
> You: LMAO
> You: STFU
> You: I IS TALKING
> Stranger: NAY THOU!
> You: ECLIPSE
> You: IS HERE
> You: TO TAKE YOUR SOUL
> Stranger: ORLY?
> You: RLY!!!!
> Stranger: NO WAI!
> You: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
> You: XDDDDDDD
> You: XD
> Stranger: SURE IS /b/ IN HERE
> You: MOR F
> You: *M OR F
> Stranger: IM KONATA U FAG
> You: GO duck YOURSELF
> You: DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Stranger: NO, THATS TOO EMBARRASING
> You: GO duck YOUR MUTHER THEN
> Stranger: SHES DEAD
> Stranger: IM KONATA, WHOSE MOTHER DIED WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG
> You: GO duck YOU DADDY THEN!!
> Stranger: NO, HE MADE A PROMISE TO MOTHER NOT TO DO PERVERTED THINGS TO ME.
> You: YO DAUGHTER, SON, UNCLE AUNT GRANDFATER, GARND MOTHEER, GRAND AON
> Stranger: NO DAUGHTER, SAME WITH SON, AND IDK FOR THE REST
> You: SISTER
> You: BROTHER
> Stranger: NO SISTER NOR BROTHER
> Stranger: ALTHOUGH I HAVE A YOUNGER COUSIN WHO SO KAWAII
> You: KK
> You: DO IT
> Stranger: I ALREADY DID :3
> You: :#
> You: DO U EAT UR OWN FARTS?
> Stranger: NO,
> You: BYE THEN
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Stranger: so hey
You: Hello
You: Welcome to smell tech support….and go fuck yourself
You: I quit!
You: I give you my 2 days notice you say!
You: FUCKA U
Stranger: hm, i see
You: Your goddamn right im pissed
You: You call me you say
You: I need help
You: But when i give you help
You: You yell at me and you are a sqeaky man!
You: Yes i am from india...no i dont speak english well...
You: IM INDIAN DEAL WITH IT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: GO FUCK YOURSELF
Stranger: ok
You: YOUR SISTER TOO
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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> Connecting to server…
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: hello =)
> You: hello
> Stranger: from?
> You: Aussie
> Stranger: okay =)
> You: You?
> Stranger: sweden, f/m?
> You: M.
> Stranger: okay, how old are u?
> You: Hmm, does it matter?
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

BITCH! xD
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@DNA:

> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: hey
> You: GO duck YOURSELF
> Stranger: ok
> You: YOUR SISTER TOO
> Stranger: ok
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

MINES HILARIOUS!!!!
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DNA, thats not funny, thats just gay… This site is ridiculous, ive gotten 3 cyber requests then this:

> Stranger: lick me
> You: lul
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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> Connecting to server…
> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: are you horny?
> You: OMFG YES!!
> Stranger: youre a boy or a girl?
> You: Does it matter?
> Stranger: uh YEAH
> You: tell me.. i can pretend
> Stranger: yeah,but me too
> Stranger: ahah
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Win :D
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> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Stranger: hey
> You: Hi
> You: sup?
> Stranger: nuttin u
> You: nm sitting
> Stranger: me too lol
> Stranger: m or f
> You: guh, is that all people do
> You: have cyber sex?
> Stranger: no
> Stranger: gross
> You: Then why is my gender relevant?
> Stranger: just wondering call ur hormones
> Stranger: calm*
> You: well
> You: im actually a broom…
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> Connecting to server…
> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

what the fuck did i do?!
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18 + ONLY

>! Connecting to server…
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Where you rfrom?
Stranger: india
You: Cool
Stranger: u ?
You: I am from many places
Stranger: interestin
Stranger: mind namin a few
You: Mainly England
Stranger: k
You: I was born in aus
You: I now work in England
Stranger: hm m
Stranger: thats interestin
You: ty
Stranger: pleasure
You: What sex are you
You: ?
Stranger: female
Stranger: u
You: Male
Stranger: k
You: Have a job?
Stranger: nup
You: same
Stranger: m enjoyin life at home
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 24
Stranger: u
You: 22
You: Me loves sex, you/
Stranger: i do luv it too
Stranger: who dsnt .. temme dat
You: True dat
You: I could go for a round right now
You: GF is sleeping
Stranger: ditto
You: *crys*
Stranger: i dun hav a partner rgtnow
You: I see
You: Fucking ppl is fun
You: Not sure how you feal about it
Stranger: i somehow agree wid u here
You: lol
You: *watches porn*
You: mmmm
You: porn
Stranger: yup
Stranger: i do atleast once a day
You: lolz
Stranger: how often do u watch it
You: Mabey once a day
Stranger: u to owatch it once a day
Stranger: n that too wen u hav a gurl
You: lol
You: I love live cams and shizz
You: To bad it costs money
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: i dont do cams somehow
You: i know alot of ppl who dont
You: You do pics and vids?
Stranger: wid a close frd .. n thats it
You: jks
You: i dont wnat your pics
You: lol
You: you give em to who you wont rofl
You: Now i stick with videos ppl have posted
You: Fuck Fuck Fuck Shit>
Stranger: lol
Stranger: naah, i do videos wid this frd
Stranger: we r just fuck buddies
Stranger: so its fun wid him
You: lolz
You: Link Me Liunk me
You: lolz
Stranger: lol
You: Link me rofl
Stranger: naah
Stranger: sorry
You: lols
You: *looks for porno*
You: *finds nothing*
Stranger: not bad
You: Aww damit
Stranger: i wil watch porn post we finish our chat
Stranger: finger myself n go off to sleep
You: lol
Stranger: i so luv my life this way
You: lolz
You: SEX ME
Stranger: i wish i cud
You: VIDEO
Stranger: u r too far away
Stranger: who's
Stranger: urs or mine
Stranger: urs is most welcome
Stranger: n i m sorry if it comes to mine
You: lol
You: yours :)
You: ECLIPSE FTW
Stranger: naah
Stranger: dsnt sound like an excitin idea to me
You: lol
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Stranger: Hi
You: Heya
Stranger: How r u
You: I'm pretty good
You: Yourself?
Stranger: Pretty good. M/f?
You: M
You: & F
Stranger: I c I c
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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