Homicidal Monkey Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 HAI GUYZ!!IM HERE TO UPGRADE YUR SERVERZ![](http://davidwallphoto.com/images/%7B21662474-DC88-4557-8BD1-81A72C3EED60%7D.JPG) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oracle Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Server: The Oracle has joined!Server: McNugget is currently King of the HillServer: Your firmware is currently not up to datetyler@tyler-laptop:~$ sudo update-jauntyFirmware updating to 9.05Firmware updating.Firmware updating..Firmware updating….Update completed!Server:McNugget's Firmware is currently out of dateServer: The Oracle is now King of the Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Okay, Server back up.![](http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/FixedComputer.jpg)Server: Welcome to Overlord of the HillServer: Would you like some beer? [Y/N/C]HM@Laptop: ^CHM@Laptop: nano /usr/share/koh/server-configMAXPLAYERS: 1MAXHILLS: 1BANLIST: *^XDo you wish to save settings: [Y/N/C]?YHM@Laptop:sh /usr/share/koh/server.sh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bob Firefarter Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Server: Welcome to the game, DNA Virus*Opens up another program*Server: 1010101110101101-Hacking CompleteServer: DNA Virus is permanently Overlord of the hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oracle Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Server: What is your username?The OracleServer: What is your password?Server:Server: DNA Virus is currently king of the hilloracle@oracle-laptop:~$ sudo detecthackingServer: Detecting…Server: Threat Detected!Server: Remove threat? (y/n)yServer: DNA Virus has been removed from the serverServer: You lost the gameServer: The Oracle is currently King of the Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 @Fred:> Server: Welcome to the game, DNA Virus> *Opens up another program*> Server: 1010101110101101-Hacking Complete> Server: DNA Virus is permanently Overlord of the hillIm sorry, but I highly doubt that it takes only 2bytes to hack the server.@The:> Server: What is your username?> The Oracle> Server: What is your password?> Server:> Server: DNA Virus is currently king of the hill> oracle@oracle-laptop:~$ sudo detecthacking> Server: Detecting…> Server: Threat Detected!> Server: Remove threat? (y/n)> y> Server: DNA Virus has been removed from the server> Server: You lost the game> Server: The Oracle is currently King of the HillServer: You have been disconnected because you are banned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Server: What is your username?CoreyServer: What is your password?Server: HM is currently King of the HillServer: Corey corrupts 3.0 and SE files to distract HM.Server: Corey is now king of the hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 @Apocalypse:> Server: What is your username?> Corey> Server: What is your password?> > Server: HM is currently King of the Hill> Server: Corey corrupts 3.0 and SE files to distract HM.> Server: Corey is now king of the hillServer: You were disconnected from the server. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VitinhooxD Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Server: What is your username?VitinhooServer : What is your password*******Server : HM is currently King of the HillServer : HM got Rick RollServer : Vitinhoo is now king of the hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 @VitinhooxD:> Server: What is your username?> Vitinhoo> Server : What is your password> *******> > Server : HM is currently King of the Hill> > Server : HM got Rick Roll> Server : Vitinhoo is now king of the hillServer: You have been disconnected from the server! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The New World Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 @Zetta:> Server: You have been disconnected from the server!Server: You have been disconnected from the server! o.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 @Rose:> Server: You have been disconnected from the server! o.Oi never logged in. Check the logs and the script I set up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bob Firefarter Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Server: DNA Virus, you are ban-101011-Welcome, X.Server: 101010101001010101010101010100100101010101010110101010101101010101010101001101010101010010010101111010101001010101010101010100110101010101010101010101010101010101010101010000010101010101111101010101010010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010100000101001010110101100110000000000000001010101010110101010010110101010101010101010101010101010011010010101010101010101012-Incorrect code-server overloaded, rebooting….........Reboote-10110010101010101101010101010101010100110011010101010101010100101101001011101010101010110101010101001011010-X is now King of the hill, all other players have been deleted.Server: Detecthacking function has been disabledServer: Uploading virus.bat.........Uploaded.Set load: upon creation of new char.Server: Give: X: Infinite power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Server: Chuck Norris has joinedServer Chuck Norris roundhouse kick-banned X.Server: Pryex is now king of the hill as he had been controlling Chuck Norris from atop a tree.Server: Pryex is king of the hill and tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VitinhooxD Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Server:Pryex is currently the king of the hill and treeServer:Do you want to spam Pryex? (y/n)yServer:Sending spamns to Pryex.Server: Succefully sended.Server:Pryex has been disconected by the server.Server: VitinhooxD is now the king of the hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Refuge Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Welcome to BackTrack4Remote connection to server established.login: ajdudepassword:ajdude@ajdude-laptop:~$ perl MyCustomPasswordScript.pl -s -r~detecting~"I found an exploit to get full root access… It's called a PASSWORD"Password located: /etc/shadowDecrypting Password...Password: ChuckNorrisajdude@ajdude-laptop:~$ suPassword:su: Authentication failure![](http://www.freemmorpgmaker.com/files/imagehost/pics/4b7d4f0e11b68824a3959cef15d6e8cb.png)![](http://www.freemmorpgmaker.com/files/imagehost/pics/ca2ec78718bfdce0837655c997c8e093.jpg) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adulese Games Posted August 24, 2009 Author Share Posted August 24, 2009 //.re-join_gameSever: Adulese has come back from AFK.Alright bictches, it's payback time.*Pulls out a big red button and presses it.**Grins as the hill blows up*Oh sh*t, was Admiral on that hill ….*Calls 911 as he walks to the top of the hill and picks back up his rocket launcher*- Adulese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 server: Pryex has joined againserver: Pryex says: THE GAMEServer: You all just los THE GAMEServer: Pryex shall rule forever, long live Pryex, king of the hill and tree and game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VitinhooxD Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Server:VitinhooxD has re-joinedServer: Pryex is currently king of the hill and tree and gameVitinhooxD@home:x = 1Do While x < GetMaxPlayers(index)Call LoadInternet(x , "www.smouch.net/lol")Call AlertMsg(x , "You got owned")x = x + 1LoopServer:VitinhooxD owned all the players.He is now the king of the hillC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oracle Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Server: What is your username?The OracleServer: What is your password?Server:Server: VitinhooxD is currently king of the hill!oracle@oracle-laptop:~$ sudo apt-get remove smouch-lolServer: Smouch-lol Removed!oracle@oracle-laptop:~$ sudo chmod 777 C:\KOH\Oracleoracle@oracle-laptop:~$ sudp chmod 000 C:\KOH\VitinhooxDServer: The Oracle is currently King of the Hill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 > oracle@oracle-laptop:~$ sudp chmod 000 C:\KOH\VitinhooxDsudp not recognised. Virus alert, Oracle got removed.Godlord is root now.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oracle Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 *removes root as a user*Oracle is king of the Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VitinhooxD Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Server:VitinhooxD is backServer: Oracle is currently king of the hillVitinhooxD@somewhereSadScript.GiveItem(index , Shotgun , 1)SadScript.GiveItem(index , Soldier armor , 1)x = 1do while (x < GetMaxLevel(index))SadScript.SetPlayerLevel(index , GetPlayerLevel(index) + 1)x = x + 1loopServer:VitinhooxD got new equips and has the max level.x = 1do while (x < GetMaxPlayer(index))SadScript.OnDeath(x)x = x + 1loopServer: VitinhooxD kills everyone and is now the King of the Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 @VitinhooxD:> Server:VitinhooxD is back> Server: Oracle is currently king of the hill> VitinhooxD@somewhere> SadScript.GiveItem(index , Shotgun , 1)> SadScript.GiveItem(index , Soldier armor , 1)> x = 1> do while (x < GetMaxLevel(index))> SadScript.SetPlayerLevel(index , GetPlayerLevel(index) + 1)> x = x + 1> loop> Server:VitinhooxD got new equips and has the max level.> x = 1> do while (x < GetMaxPlayer(index))> SadScript.OnDeath(x)> x = x + 1> loop> Server: VitinhooxD kills everyone and is now the King of the HillYou failed, because there's no Hill.@The:> *removes root as a user*> > Oracle is king of the HillYou killed the Hill, idiot. Thanks for destroying UNIX.*inserts Solaris 10 DVD**installs*Godlord is currently root of the Hill.Regards, Godlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oracle Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 *breaks hard drive in half**installs ubuntu (jaunty)*The Oracle is now king of the hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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