Overlord of the Hill (v3.5.0.1.3)

[Gwen]

Stabs bone in the back and runs off with his WTFburgers.

I have burgers who wants some?!

[Khachaturian]

:O

Least expected reaction XD

*Gets up and runs after Gwen with knife in his back*

[Alster]

Server: Crimson has joined the game
Server: Crimson wins the in game lottery and is promoted to admin

/nokill

Server: Crimson is invincible

/boomheadshot

Server: Crimson has a guaranteed kill

/lolkat

Server: Everyone has turned to watch teh lolcats
Server: Crimson is now king on the hill.

[Patrick]

Server: Crimson is King of the hill.
Mcnugget: Everyone press alt-f4 and you'll gain cookies!
Server: Crimson has left the game.
Mcnugget walks up hill
Server: Mcnugget lulz at grammar.
Mcnugget: /chicken
Sever: Server Overload.
Mcnugget:/lolwut

[Akselj]

Server: AkselJ has joined King of the Hill!
Server: McNugget has overloaded the server
Server: McNugget got kicked from the server. Reason: Overloaded server
Server: AkselJ is now King of the Hill

[Patrick]

Server: AskelJ has set up no defences, use a sonic chicken to shove him off the hill.
Server: Mcnugget uses sonic chicken and shoves Askel off the hill
Server: Mcnugget is king of the hill.

[Pryex]

Server:Pryex has joined the game
*Pryex changes to Nightblast and electrocutes everybody*
server:Respawen time 5 minutes.

server:Pryex is overlord of the hill

*Nightblast uses invincible force feild*

Come and get me bitches!

[Patrick]

Server: Mcnugget Uses sonic chicken to wait 5 minutes.
Server: Mcnugget has a password and kills Pyrex and sits on top of hill and locks hill with 21 passwords and a windows firewall (it was the best he could get)

[Akselj]

Server: AkselJ has joined King of the Hill!
Server: McNugget is King of the Hill!
Server: McNugget is kicked. Reason: misstyping AkselJ's name
Server: AkselJ takes over the hill
Server: AkselJ is now King of the Hill

[Patrick]

Server: AkselJ is kicked for not spelling мсичġġєт's name with symbols.
Server: мсичġġєт is king of the hill.

[Akselj]

Server: AkselJ has joined King of the Hill!
Server: AkselJ is still King of the Hill.
Server: McNugget has never been as he doesn't join

[Pryex]

Server:Pryex bans all members of Eclipse and shuts the board down.
Server: Marsh is now dead and Pryex was in his will.
server: Pryex wins, game over.

[Akselj]

Server: AkselJ has joined King of the Hill!
Server: There is no hill!
*Creates hill*
*Revives forum and members*
*Takes over hill*
Server: AkselJ is now King of the Hill

[Pryex]

server:Pryex joins.

Pryuex readies hack program- Unicron.
server:Unicron eats the planet that the hill is on, as well as AkselJ.

server Pryex make new hill, and summons Arceus to guard it.

sever:Pryex is overlord of the hill.

[Akselj]

Server: AkselJ has joined King of the Hill
Server: Pryex is King of the Hill!
*Eats Arceus*
*Calls Pryex "Pyrex"*
Server: Pryex has left
Server: AkselJ is now King of the Hill

[Pryex]

server: Pryex joins with atomic bomb
server:calls akselJ a fag then nukes the hell outta hium, before eating the remains.
serverpryex turns into the huylk.
server:Hui;k is now king of the hill.

[The Oracle]

Oracle Enters Server
Oracle Notices that there is no king
Oracle takes the throne
Oracle kills his queen
Oracle is currently King of the Hill

[Alster]

Server: Crimson has rejoined the game!
Crimson has activated the in game terminal
Sudo hill-get X 2
Server: Please enter your password
Server:
Server: 2 new hills have been formed!
Crimson sits on one of the hills and activates the ACME indostructowall.
Crimson also takes energy pills!
Server: Crimson and Oracle are now kings of the hills.

[The Oracle]

Server: Please Enter your Username
The Oracle
Server: Please Enter your password
Server:
Server:There are currently 2 Hills
Server: The Oracle and Crimson are the Kings
RMDIR C:KoH\Hill2\Crimson.ini
CDIR C:KoH\Hill2\The Oracle.ini
Server: The Oracle is king of both hills

[Alster]

Crimson activates PunkBuster Hacker/Cheater Prevention
PunkBuster: Scanning for directory irregularities
PunkBuster: FOUND! Username: The Oracle
PunkBuster: Do you wish to remake the directories and ban The Oracle
/y
PunkBuster: Ho long do you wish to ban The Oracle for?
/10m
Server: The Oracle has been banned for 10 minutes!
Server: Crimson is now king of one hill.

[The Oracle]

Server: What is your username?
The Oracle
Server: What is your password?
Server:
Server: Crimsonis currently King of the Hill
RMDIR C:\KoH\Cache.ini
Server: Crimson has been banned for 1 hour. Reason: Impersonating Administrator

[The Oracle]

I just made a generator for posts for KOH ^_^

see attached

[Alster]

That's nice.

Server: God has unbanned Crimson
Server: Crimson has rejoined
/sendpackets theoracle
Server: The Oracle has been DDOSed!
Server: Crimson is now king of the hill

[ddunit]

Server: What is your username?
DDunit
Server: What is your password?
Server:
Server: Crimson is currently King of the Hill
throws water on crimson and crimson is extinguished.
Server: Crimson left.
Server: DDunit is now king of the hill

[Patrick]

Server: Mcnugget has joined Overlord of the hill.
Mcnugget: I haz zuper cheekin canon.
Server: DDunit's apple tree got singed and he has no apples left.
KillChannel:DDunit has died from starvation.
Server:Mcnugget is king of the hill.