balliztik1 Posted August 31, 2009 Author Share Posted August 31, 2009 Dear Eclipse,I was searching though the cabinets today, foraging for food. I noticed something odd about a box in the cabinet; it wasn't sitting level, as if something was under it. I removed the box and slid my hand around up there (it was on the top shelf, after all). To my surprise, I pulled package after package of once-lost individually-wrapped Oatmeal Creme Pies from the cabinet.My predicament is this: what, exactly, does one do with half a dozen extremely flat, extremely hard snack foods? Eclipse, I leave this to your jurisdiction. I know that you will guide me into the most pure and efficient uses of these ancient relics.Love always, Ballie <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Throw them at people.They are too hard to eat, but not hard enough to kill someone.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruins of Hell Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 @Pete:> Throw them at people.> They are too hard to eat, but not hard enough to kill someone.> :)Win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balliztik1 Posted August 31, 2009 Author Share Posted August 31, 2009 @Pete:> Throw them at people.> They are too hard to eat, but not hard enough to kill someone.> :)Sadly, I am home alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 @Balliztik1:> Sadly, I am home alone.Throw them at birds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowwulf Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 LOAD!PULL!BLAM!cheaper than clay pidgeons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keebler Elf Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Snort them and then you will never want to see one again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adulese Games Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Store them. You can use them to distract zombies when they finally take over the earth.Or … attach them to fireworks and see what happens.- Adulese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyr Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Walk outside on the street, and say to a stranger… want a cookie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrNova Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Eat them anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 I like the cookie idea :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Use them as a cheap and alternative power source.(Translation: Burn them) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Set them on fire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowwulf Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 file them down carefully to be shaped like shurikens…drive by your local PD.Throw them and then drive away... quickly...You should probably have someone hidding in the bushes recording it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Give them to mcdonalds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owen F Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 try having a pie eating contest 'who can eat this pie fastest'immediately fatso's will chomp hard and break their teeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Give to valon to incorporate in CWO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowwulf Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 attach them to your hubcaps… claim they cost 60k each...tell everyone "spinners are out, pies are in!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Make a statue out of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digibattle Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 throw them at windows to smash them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowwulf Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 crumble them up and put them in someones hair dryer… they will smell like oatmeal creampies! or in the shower head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 @Shadowwulfâ„¢:> creampies!You dirty little boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowwulf Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 @Pryex:> You dirty little boy.you know it! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khachaturian Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 You mean dirty little married adult father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowwulf Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 @Sherlock:> You mean dirty little married adult father.o_0? STALKER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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