Weirdest thing you ever found in your attic?

[death]

@Robin:

> At my parent's house, I lived in the attic.

Was there boxes and stuff? If so awsome!

Was there a light? If not awsome!

Was there rats that befriended you? If so, awsome!

[Harris6310]

I used to think that there was a old man living in my loft (attic). And he would come down and eat my food when I wasn't there.

[azkanan]

@Harris:

> I used to think that there was a old man living in my loft (attic). And he would come down and eat my food when I wasn't there.

My grandfather has the habit of eating other peoples food… He went missing a number of years ago...

OMG. GRANDAD, GIVE HIM BACK D:

[Squiddle]

I used to have an attic sort of thing, but we converted it into a bunch of bedrooms. Can't remember what was up there at the time, but there are a bunch of mysterious locked doors we can't get into 0.0.

[Mr. Bob Firefarter]

A creepy wax dummy that had this _awful_ evil grin. So I threw it in the wax guillotine that was also in there, cut it's head off, then went through the wardrobe that was in there to my summer home in Narnia. :D

[Jamessut]

I found a man that had escaped from a mental asylum. He chased me around for a bit trying to kill me. But my friend shot him in the end.

[Fallen Empire]

:embarrassed: I once Found a Pink Helmeted Man Banana in my basement  :embarrassed: lol j/k

Edit: the above mean a mans member hope that was pretty clear and the j/k was a ment to mean i really didn't find that

[azkanan]

@Fallen:

> :embarrassed:I once Found a Pink Helmeted Man Banana in my basement  :embarrassed: lol j/k

I don't get it =|.

Also, y'all know it ruins the joke when you say "lol jk" at the end, right?

[LRgamer]

@Prof.:

> I have had an attic and two basements, now I have an attic and a basement.
>
> Regards,
>   Godlord.

The contents are very pleasurable.

[Robin]

@«:

> [»Wolf«][» link=topic=53804.msg571211#msg571211 date=1257522417]
> Was there boxes and stuff? If so awsome!
>
> Was there a light? If not awsome!
>
> Was there rats that befriended you? If so, awsome!

It was a converted attic. >_>;

[Ruins of Hell]

@Robin:

> It was a converted attic. >_>;

So no rats :/.

[defendersdef]

a box of old condoms at my grandparents house :lipsrsealed:

[Khachaturian]

Sheepskin condoms?

[defendersdef]

@Bone:

> Sheepskin condoms?

noo, just like the plastic lookin ones

[Thorn]

A whole bunch of half empty bottles of alcohol, jammed onto a shelf with a whole bunch of half empty boxes of ammunition.
Oh, those grandparents of mine…

[Driocku]

My basement? A bunch of snake skins(5ft or so in length), unused pipes, a tree stump, a bone which I still bet was human.

[defendersdef]

0.o, at me dads house i found a hooker  :cry: :cry:

my dad gave me 100 dollars not to tell my mom :evil: :evil: :evil:

*i did anyways*

[Kusy]

I have no attic

But I found my 42-year-old dauther that was held captive for 24 years in the basment.

-Josef Fritzl

[Guest]

I found a dildo :O

[Godlord]

@Kusy:

> I have no attic
>
> But I found my 42-year-old dauther that was held captive for 24 years in the basment.
>
> -Josef Fritzl

That's isn't weird…

Regards,
  Godlord.

[Kusy]

Not at all. Hapens to me all the time.

[death]

I had a quick look. I found a dildo and some condoms.

[viciousdead]

A used condom…. from a long time ago.  :lipsrsealed:

[Godlord]

@«:

> [»Wolf«][» link=topic=53804.msg572116#msg572116 date=1257672489]
> I had a quick look. I found a dildo and some condoms.

@viciousdead:

> A used condom…. from a long time ago.  :lipsrsealed:

Rubber, latex or polyurethane?

Regards,
  Godlord.

[death]

@Godlord:

> link=topic=53804.msg572148#msg572148 date=1257679937]
> Rubber, latex or polyurethane?
>
> Regards,
>   Homo Erectus.

The condom was on the dildo. . . I think the condom is latex.