Guacamole Posted June 21, 2010 Author Share Posted June 21, 2010 What's some of your favorite video game quotes? They don't necessarily have to be funny or well known, just some good ones.Some of my favs:"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum… but I'm all outta gum." -Duke Nukem"Finish Him!" -Mortal Kombat announcer"Counter-Terrorists win!" -Counter-Strike announcer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Helpmeplz Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 "The cake is a lie" from Portal"Oh, it's you… It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know... after you murdered me? Okay look, we both said a lot of things that you are going to regret. But I think we should put our differences behind us. For science. You monster!""We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me, I tested you, You killed me, I- Oh no, wait. I guess I haven't killed you yet. Well. Food for thought during this next test."-GLaDOS from Portal 2 trailer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magezhilo Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 "Shit! Get his head!" -Operation 7the way the guy said it was freaking hilarious and even though it was a legitamit mmofps, I couldn't take it seriously because of the announcers voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guacamole Posted June 21, 2010 Author Share Posted June 21, 2010 "There are two ways of doing this. My way, or the he's a dead mother ducker way. You pick." The Boss from Conker's Bad Fur DayOff topic- Looking up Operation 7, is it any good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 In the game the scene didn't quite go down this way… ;)Oh also when Gunther and Anna Navare were in the break room: "I vanted OH-RAWNGE. It gave me lemon-lime." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL…KILL...Kill...kill...-Unreal Tournament Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magezhilo Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 @[Cake:> Guacamole link=topic=61726.msg652068#msg652068 date=1277092147]> Off topic- Looking up Operation 7, is it any good?Eh, A.V.A. is better, much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In7el3ct Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 @[PIERATE:> renzozuken2002 link=topic=61726.msg652100#msg652100 date=1277098931]> M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL…KILL...Kill...kill...> -Unreal Tournamentby far, the best one ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Get to dah Choppah!!Alot of games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 @[PIERATE:> renzozuken2002 link=topic=61726.msg652100#msg652100 date=1277098931]> M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL…KILL...Kill...kill...> -Unreal TournamentFLAK MONKEY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Double Kill… Triple Kill... Overkill... Killtacular... Killtrocity... Killimanjaro... Killtastrophe... Killapocalypse... Killioniaire... Killing Frenzy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorn Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 'Ah yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to fill out these documents before you're officially released, there are a few ways we can do this and the choice is yours."-Processus Vitellus, from Morrowind. The way he says it is just hilarious, to the point where sometimes when my brother or I walk into a room the other will just bust that out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Don't kill yourself before I tell you.-Mandalore. KotOR2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harris6310 Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 The time is… very late.- The Town Crier from Fable 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeroEBrown Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 "The more things change, the more they stay the same. Boundaries shift, new players step in; but power always finds a place to rest its head. We fought and bled along side the Russians; we should've known they’d hate us for it. History is written by the victor, and here I am, thinking we'd won. But you bring down one enemy and they find someone even worse to replace him. Locations change… the rationale, the objective. Yesterday's enemies are today’s recruits... Train them to fight alongside you and pray they don’t eventually decide to hate you for it, too."-CoD MW2, SheperdI actually find this somewhat decent.Thanks,Aero/EBrown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterEric Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Mostly Fawful lines.here is a couple"Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!""A WINNER IS YOU!""Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless.""Fawful is on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!""All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!"and so on… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kender the great Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Augustus Cole: [picks up the mic] Delta squad is your house, bitch! You hear that shit? You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way down-dead down, so down you ain't even goona know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen, 'Oh, mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck you! We're gonna whup your mamma's ass. Whoo-!Damon Baird: There we go, one muzzled queen. Not you, her. You were great. I love your speech there, especially with bitch-ass stuff. Very good, very enlighteningI love that scene. Very great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 @Thorn:> 'Ah yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to fill out these documents before you're officially released, there are a few ways we can do this and the choice is yours."> > -Processus Vitellus, from Morrowind. The way he says it is just hilarious, to the point where sometimes when my brother or I walk into a room the other will just bust that out.I read that in his voice you n'wah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In7el3ct Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 "The S&S philosophy is: Tech plus Ammo capacity equals I WIN!""If you find that your gun just doesn't hold enough bullets, then S&S has the solution: More bullets! All S&S guns have extended magazines.""Is shooting bullets not cool enough for you? Buy a Maliwan, and light some people on fire!""Maliwan guns shoot more lightning than the next leading competitor!""Hyperion asks, what good is a gun that doesn't shoot where you point? Get a gun that's as accurate as you are!""Enemies only die if you hit 'em. So buy Hyperion today!""Vladof! You don't need to be a better shot, you just need to shoot more bullets!""Want to shoot a lot of bullets really fast? Vladof has your needs covered!""If you are on a budget, Tediore is always the way to go.""Cheap, reliable, lightweight, and incredibly fast reload speeds. Tediore makes an easy-to-use gun!""Dahl makes guns for professional mercs. They're heavy, accurate and effective, assuming you're strong enough to hold one!""Dahl's guns absorb a lot of recoil, allowing you to stay accurate throughout the fight!""Torgue combines good damage, high fire rate, and recoil reduction into one lethal weapon.""Four-hundred percent more awesome! Also, Torgue doesn't make their guns out of freakin' wood." (Reference To Jakobs weapons)"Atlas spares no expense in making guns that excel in every area.""Buy an Atlas, and you too can see what it feels like to hold the power of the gods in your hands.""Jakobs guns do one thing really well: Power! And honestly, what else do you need?""If it took more than one shot, you weren't using a Jakobs!"-Marcus Kincaid, Borderlands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kusy Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 HK-47:"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope… Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SawQuart Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 @Left:> "The fair!? Great! I used to go there as a kid!"> "Well now we get to die there as adults."@Modern:> "RPG!"> -literally .2 seconds later-> "RPG!"> -Repeat 5 more times and you've got a typical battle on CoD- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gohan Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 > What's with all these guys? They keep talking about the A Button and Health Meters. It's like they think we're in a video game or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollicat Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 @MasterEric:> Mostly Fawful lines.> here is a couple> "Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"> "A WINNER IS YOU!"> "Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."> "Fawful is on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"> "All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!"> and so on…Fawful is epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 "Rise and shine, Dr. Freeman. Rise and. Shine." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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