Egon Posted January 2, 2011 Author Share Posted January 2, 2011 My neighbor is sane and a very nice person.. But her children. My lord.**Child Number 1:** Stares into flashing colors, runs outside at anytime of night and yells profanity. Concludes each of her out bursts with "HELL YEAH!" and then runs back in to watch the flashing colors more.**Child Number 2:** Been in jail many times. Hes in jail right now for Rape.**Child Number 3:** This is the child I'm going to be talking about. Shes come and gone a few times. The last time I saw her she was screaming "DEAR GOD SOMEONE HELP ME MAKE THE VOICES STOP" while cramming clay into her ears. After that she went somewhere for a good two years. Didn't have a clue where she was and didn't care…She came back two months ago. The first day or so she left a note on my car saying to watch out for the Energy Vampires and that I'm a Brain Vampire. I just kind of laughed it off as nothing. Since then its been slowly getting worse. Shes been leaving notes all around town. Apparently the fire department (I'm a member there), the police, the FBI and my family have become part of a cult that uses mind control and no touch torture on her and her family. She says that I've been spying and using mind control on her and her family for _years_. If you want to see some of the notes check out the spoiler.>!  She goes down to the fire department or the town center saying that shes going to file a report with the police about me using mind control on her and that it carries a death penalty.Long story short, on Christmas she left a 'gift' for the lack of a better term. This gift was a brown paper bag that contained an old wire flower, a card that had a picture of a seal on it with the words "Merry Christmas" written on it - Inside it said "This means potatoes.", three baby potatoes of different types were at the bottom of the bag and finally a note that had REDRUM written in caps and circled several times.At this point I called the police in on it. The big burly man said that I couldn't really do anything unless I convinced the family members that she needs help or that she says she is going to hurt someone directly.When I came back from talking to the police man I found cookies at my front door from her. She then called and came over three more times that night with another plate of cookies, a book and just a warning that I should talk to someone because they could back up her story.So now here I sit, doors locked, wondering what shes going to say or do next. She could easily break a window and murder me as I sleep. It's a getting a bit too freaky for me here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Sleep with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aydan Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 ^ + 1 Just slide it in, let loose over her face and then she'll be so overwhelmed by your awesome sauce that her sanity shall arise once more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 @Aydan:> let loose over her face and then she'll be overwhelmed by your awesome sauce that her sanity shall arise once more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aydan Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Sounds like sketchy shit man. I would just lock up all the doors and stuff. Oh and i wouldnt eat those cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Refuge Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 @Marsh:> Oh and I wouldnt eat those cookies.This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 you should dress up in some odd voodoo looking outfit and start dancing around fire and yelling "booga booga booga" while points some sticks at her LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 install a lock on your bedroom door,and buy a dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egon Posted January 2, 2011 Author Share Posted January 2, 2011 Here is a quote from her just yesterday. This is pretty important. Until now I thought that all these names she was writing down were actual people. Apparently they are the names of the voices in her head.> This is Journey/Paul one of the people in your head.change the hair color to black and thats him…37 stinky and bald..yes cult leader....there are several though.....he pretends to be all of them....dave lee, jason, chache> > also they are claiming to stop and help….they swear....also chache gets jason's soul in the end through some mind control vision april 08 thats how the muslims would rule heaven...he's the anti-christ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricket Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 How old is she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egon Posted January 3, 2011 Author Share Posted January 3, 2011 Hmm, around 27-28. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azure Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Do you know of restraining orders? That or sleep with her. … ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Particle Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Is that Riff-Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show? o.oGod damn Muslims trying to rule Heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 I know a couple people who are considerd sort of *crazy* phoning the right people should get them back in the insitutation right away from at least a few days. Trouble is im not sure who you phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToshiroHayate Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 She's either really messed up, or one hell of a troll.Also, Wikileaks are getting a bit annoying to be thrown around so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Asking help on this forum is like asking for us to tell you stupid shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egon Posted January 3, 2011 Author Share Posted January 3, 2011 @Marsh:> I know a couple people who are considerd sort of *crazy* phoning the right people should get them back in the insitutation right away from at least a few days. Trouble is im not sure who you phone.The only way that she could get any sort of real help is if I convince someone in her family that she needs to be evaluated. Or I could have an officer ask her two questions. The first is 'Do you want to hurt yourself?' and the second is 'Do you want to hurt other people?' If she says yes to any of those a petition can be made to have her taken into mercy custody so that someone from the mental institution could come up and watch her for three days. But almost 100% are released to the street after those three days are up.@DDunit:> Asking help on this forum is like asking for us to tell you stupid shit.I'm not really asking for help. I'm just showing off what I live next to I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Thats pretty messed up, the people i know though yes a little wierd are constantly being sent back to these places and they dont seem nearly this bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valek Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 IF you are actually afraid for your safety you can continue to file "useless" reports with the police, and then when something actually happens and you can prove that its her doing this… maybe by setting up a video camera or something. The police will be much more willing to assist having had prior reports from you about this individual. Its not much but at least you can feel safe that if she cuts your head off and eats it. They will come for her :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SawQuart Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Heh. My neighbor is an old woman. I sleep fine every night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 @Azure:> Do you know of restraining orders? That or sleep with her. … ;Deither Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavos Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 People don't know they are crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jna Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Make her believe you are being mind controlled too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 @Jungletoe:> Heh. My neighbor is an old woman. I sleep fine every night.… with her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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