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salmetore
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Ok I will give you the best example how to know the answer, this is a really helpfull tutorial, you can even get easly through the exams.

@Why:

> _This is a very easy mnemonic to help you get through math exams._
>
> So Obama asked Osama to bring him 2+2 donkeys to the white house.
> Osama chose 2 donkeys and then another 2 donkeys.
> So when Osama sat on one of the donkeys, he has counted the donkeys to make sure that
> he got 2+2 donkeys.
> After a long time of counting, he has counted 2+1 donkeys, but how is that possible?
> So he thought it was a mistake and took 1 another donkey.
> Then he sat again on one donkey, and counted the other donkeys, now they are 2+2.
> He went to Obama sitting on one of the donkeys with 2+2 others.
> He gave Obama the 2+2 and the one he is sitting on, then he counted them because he would
> like to know what is the answer of 2+2, he counted 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. and 5.
> Obama paid him the 2+2 donkeys, and Osama went back to Afghanistan on feet, and thought "OH, If I took one more donkey with me, I wouldn't need to go back on feet"

So my friend, as our old friend Osama(may he quietly lying in his ocean) always said "Humans, keep in mind that 2+2=5, I counted it so I know it."
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@Ryoku:

> you are the one that's wrong, that's the answer to the meaning of life.
>
> the true answer to 2+2 is….
>
> *is sniped in the head before he can give the true "Top Secret" answer*

You're dumb, 42 is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.  I haven't even read the book and I know that.
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@salmetore:

> Alright guys i need help with my math homework my teacher gave me today…
>
> 2+2?

Assume a and b are non-zeros.
a = b
Multiply through a:
a2 = ab
Subtract b2:
a2 - b2 = ab - b2
Factor:
(a - b)(a + b) = b(a - b)
Divide out (a - b):
a + b = b
Assuming a = b:
b + b = b
Combine like terms:
2b = b
Divide:
2 = 1.
Therefore,
**2 + 2 = 2.**
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@Admiral:

> Assume a and b are non-zeros.
> a = b
> Multiply through a:
> a2 = ab
> Subtract b2:
> a2 - b2 = ab - b2
> Factor:
> (a - b)(a + b) = b(a - b)
> Divide out (a - b):
> a + b = b
> Assuming a = b:
> b + b = b
> Combine like terms:
> 2b = b
> Divide:
> 2 = 1.
> Therefore,
> **2 + 2 = 2.**

A+ for the admiral
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