Kusy

D) You're a homo.

I hate dragons. Hope they all die.

What other explanation you can give me for that gray, four armed thing than a four-way dildo?

Sometimes I dance… but nobody wants to look at that. And seriously speaking. Those weapons are radicchio. Not only some of them are badly shaded (they four-way dildo for example)... they just look absurd. I understand that you are a fan of weapons from anime, manga and j-rpgs... but even those have some sort of proportions. Sprites are ok, but then again, with the limited amount of things you can do with pixels on a limited area - unless you are pursuing an original style or are exceptionally good at pixelart - it all looks like someone else's work that looks alike someone else's re-shade of bob's recolor of RPGmaker 9000+ sprites. Don't consider this as me criticizing you, just some food for thought. Again, you mention selling something, and I will again remind you that unless you find a complete retard (that I'm sure you could find, without even trying too hard), there are millions of people who can do this stuff way better than you around the internet, not to mention few in this community.

 Nah Green Dude. I'll go have fun being retarded somewhere else. You can stay here, bend over and attract that huge EA package charging your way. They gave me a game from their back catalogue worth 30 bucks and shat on my screen from the inside - all that for 60 bucks. It's nice that you are happy with this deal, I'm sure it will encourage them to produce quality products in the future.

> I never liked the series, but you can always get a free game with your purchase. Since you got me started on that - if you haven't realized this yourself - the free game deal was most likely planned before the release, again, giving out a copy of not really that valuable game (BF3 with no expansions with BF4 already announced for this year) to everyone they ducked over for 60 bucks was acceptable collateral damage, just as everything about the release. As to clarify what I already said about developers lying about the game - they advertised their incredibly complicated, never seen before data layers… the best thing you can use those data layers is to watch how shit flow under your roads... and by shit I don't mean stuff, I mean shit. Excrement. Electricity, water, shit... they all wander to the nearest possible location, they are not distributed equally or where they might be actually needed or where they should be, you build 6 sewage management thingies? Well too ducking bad, because all the sewage from your town will flow to the nearest one... it's full? Well too ducking bad again, guess we're gonna have to spill all that shit in the warm embrace of mother earth, disregard those other 5 buildings you are paying to uphold. Now my favorite failure - citizens. Citizens are distributed exactly like other agents in the game. All this nonsense about each sim living his/her own life that you can follow... it's ducking nonsense that is not even remotely implemented into the game. Your citizens will according to their daily routine wake up early, go out from "their house", get into a bus and travel to "their job". The only problem is that they don't even recognize such things as their work or their job. They travel to the nearest free job space until all job spaces are filled up, and once their work is done for the day they will be redistributed to houses with the same rule applying - they will go to the nearest empty house space and stay there until the next day, when they again go to the first unoccupied working "slot". Student agents won't give a duck if yesterday they were going to the university... the university is already full so he will take the bus to a grade school. Now what about buses? Good that we mentioned grade schools before, because apparently whoever wrote the AI for this game never finished it. What is the logical way to write a bus's AI? Make it travel on a schedule, from a buss stop to a buss stop. But not here. Here buses go the the stop that has most passengers waiting. This effects in 10 buses making errands between two stops for as long as it takes for a different two stops to pile up enough mob to surpass those two. If you forget to build a bus terminal - you might notice how fluent your traffic is, because there are no bus caterpillars blocking the ducking streets to stop it. Same applies to police and fire dept. those retards will send all their cars to the nearest grocery, ignoring a hazmat fire spreading across your whole industrial area.

> sadly wife read the books and spoils it for me all the time :/ This is wrong on so many levels.

Don't buy this game. All I have to say after investing 20+ hours in this piece of shit. And if you did, stop pretending you are having fun. This game is regressive compared to any in the series in every single way except for graphics, it's intrusive, game breaking DRM that pretends to be a feature ruins the whole experience, size of the cities is absolutely laughable - I have seen housing estates bigger than the whole playable area per city, AI is simply broken - everything that the developers promised about "each sim living his own life" and in depth data layers is a nothing else but a blunt lie. Apart from the ultimately idiotic idea of making a simcity game an MMO (this is how EA wants people to perceive it), SimCity 2013 have been designed without the slightest consideration of player's fun - managing your city becomes a chore, limited space cancels any idea of creativity, AI is broken to the point where the game becomes unplayable. It's shitty, boring and repetitive.

No. Because your despair makes me feel good.

You guys do realize that the project lead on this project is Matt Firor, and the last game this guy was a lead / designer on was the massive piece of shit called Dark Age of Camelot. ZeniMax Online Studios have never made a single game before. Another noteworthy thing is that there already is a recently released MMO, made with Hero Engine, that advertised itself as a single player mmo and it failed horrifyingly. Everything, from people working on this, to the marketing sounds like Titanic. As much as I'm eager to play it - we're all in for an inevitable repeat from Old Republic, and anything that tries to take part of WoW's subscription based market will ultimately fail at it's goal.

I would get warned for such amounts of image spam. Now rave bitches. [media]http://www4.pown.it/flash/5131.swf[/media]

Now you know what I slapped you for.

But we all realize and agree that without the artistic texture/filter this is not exceeding a 6 year old child's scribbles? Yes?

> They look okay imo, especially if it's your first try mate. It's not. You could bother to check.

The back is flat. Also, I like how you're asking if you should restart lol. Trauma from before I see.

> Made by DaVinci? Please tell me this is some elaborate form of sarcasm I don't understand.

Changes that Shazam will recognize a midi soundtrack, possibly from a game - low.

Is that a dog unicorn?

Son. Apart from your graphics being mediocre at best and pretty bad mostly, this does not belong in show off but in resources subforum. Stop acting like a snob with a stick up his ass - you need to be good at what you do to act that way. Show some humility, and if you can't, learn some. You could have just asked me to post unrelated stuff in this thread, would work exactly the same as posting that I shouldn't do it with bold, huge font. Now proceed to report me so a mod comes here and moves this pompous joke out of show-off.

duck that, I'm looking for a weird platformer where you were running around as a hot chick that transformed into a white wolf. Because that game was shits.

Yeah, the jar kind of evolved into his helmet… and those tentacles are an allegory to bread.

Win what exactly? I'm not challenging anyone to do stuff in 30 minutes. I'm just saying that I did it in 30 minutes in one session.

Mermaid: Tits Groping

30 minutes sketching jam result: 

Do not. Show. Other people. Drawings. Made on. Fucking. Lined paper. Please. Thank you.