Particle Posted July 17, 2009 Author Share Posted July 17, 2009 So I found this on another Forum and found it sooooo funny :PApparently Im going to the 6th CircleSixth Level of Hell - The City of DisYou approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emplay Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I was told the 4th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 6TH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kender the great Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 5th. Honestly, the 9th wouldn't be such a bad place. sinners are frozen? sounds better than me flowing in the styx river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 That's impossible, your soul would be disintegrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 im going to……which is reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre.on the test it says im going to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 After reading the 9th, makes me think God is such a dick LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Fifth Level of HellThe river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx/highfives kenderwoot hell buddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Ahahah Renzo, I loved that episode! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombie0hour Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Sixth Level of Hell - The City of DisYou approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddunit Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I can predict Oracle's level.The sluttyness one XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 ninth. Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Comnena Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 WOO!Level 8- the MalebolgeMany and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.Sounds pretty kinky.:azn: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kender the great Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 @Zetta:> Fifth Level of Hell> > The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx> > /highfives kender> woot hell buddy!Hell yeah, I'll bring the water wings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 @SoiWilliamSoi:> Hell yeah, I'll bring the water wings!Im gonna start water-proofing my laptop.(yes, you can waterproof electronics.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kender the great Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 @Zetta:> Im gonna start water-proofing my laptop.> (yes, you can waterproof electronics.)Nerd. We are going to hell. And you want your laptop. Myspace is no good when everyone you know is burning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In7el3ct Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I got the City of Dis, 6th Circle.…I was expecting the second level, but this'll do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 @SoiWilliamSoi:> Nerd. We are going to hell. And you want your laptop. Myspace is no good when everyone you know is burning.<_<hell is actually _cold_. Check level 9…Also, its not for myspace - its for gamin'Its gonna be a while so why not have some fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Is anyone else a level 9 person? I'll get lonely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 @üÑÂøчġġεт:> Is anyone else a level 9 person? I'll get lonely.it doesn't matter - you'll be frozen down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Frozen like a lollipop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kender the great Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 @Zetta:> <_<> > hell is actually _cold_. Check level 9…> > Also, its not for myspace - its for gamin'> Its gonna be a while so why not have some fun.*sigh* I'll bring my router and ethernet chord. I doubt they have wireless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L0lz Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I got in 1st, and to be honest I totally see myself going somewhere peaceful yet sad. QQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Opposite me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Monkey Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 @SoiWilliamSoi:> *sigh* I'll bring my router and ethernet chord. I doubt they have wireless.Im pretty sure that the devil watches pron therefore he must have interwebz. Im also sure that a being as old as hell (pun intended) will know how to secure his wifi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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