manbearpig Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 well the topic says it all. post atleast 2 facts about chuck norris :DTry not to copy other peoplesIf you are post number 25 you win a brownie point :D1.Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.2.Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.:D your turn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bob Firefarter Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Chuck Norris unbanned Kreator.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/smf/index.php/topic,43496.0.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manbearpig Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 i didnt know but its old and died out this is new and alive :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diskmaster Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris!If you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$, Chuck Norris has more money then you!:azn: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bob Firefarter Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Bruce lee killed chuck norrisUnder chuck norris's beard, there is no chin, just another fist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Chuck Norris can impregnate a woman just by looking at herChuck Norris can speak braille Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 each of chuck norris' testicles are bigger than the otherthe story of the TMNT is true, chuck norris ate some live turtles and when he pooped them out they were 6 feet tall and had learned karate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bob Firefarter Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Bruce lee killed Chuck Norris, so therefore, Bruce Lee must be a Chuck Norris clone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 in the beginning there was nothing, then chuck norris roundhouse kicked the face of god and the universe flew out his arsechuck norris once roundhouse kicked a falcon punch. it was called 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bob Firefarter Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 The only thing that can kill Chuck Norris, besides his clone, is my ultimate attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Chuck Norris doesn't get coldCold gets chuck NorrisIf Chuck Norris sneezes, a hurricane happens…in the Andromada galaxy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bob Firefarter Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Chuck Norris was once falcon punched.Captain falcon's knuckles broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryex Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a cow, butter comes straight out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 chuck norris is gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bob Firefarter Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 If Gwen said it, it must be true….........:O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Chuck Norris is a chicken from another universe.Therefore chicken nuggets must be his testicles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 @Gwen:> chuck norris is gayChuck Norris could fuck a man wearing a tight pink shirt that said "I love men" and it still wouldnt be gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 @Gwen:> chuck norris is gayohwow /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drummerpete Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Chuck Norris is scared of me.I am greater than Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akselj Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo hides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godlord Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 @AkselJ:> Renzicon69 is the reason that Waldo hides.Fixed it.Regards, The Renzicon69 Fanboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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