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Questions You Shouldn't Ask [AKA: A Quick Eclipse FAQ]


Alster
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Thanks to Bob Smith for the inspiration.
Thanks to DNA Virus for question 1.

Q: Can I be owner?
A: No.

Q: Can I be a veteran?
A: No.

Q: Can I be a moderator/mod?
A:  No.

Q: Can I be an administrator/admin?
A: No.

Q: When is 3.0 coming out?
A: When hell freezes over.

Q: Where's the adult board?
A. 186.

Q: Where's Renzo.
A: It's too late for you.

Q: Can I have my own membergroup?
A: No.

Q: Can I be popular?
A: If you asked any of these questions then no. NOTE: There may be exceptions.

Q: Can I go out with Gwen/Rose/Anna/TT/Lenna/Eagle/Any-girls-I've-left-out-from-Eclipse?
A: Probably not.

Q: Can I buy Eclipse.
A: No. Don't even try.

Q: How do I take screenshots/add NPCs/add items/make maps/paperdoll…?
A: The http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/smf/index.php/board,2.0.html Board, The http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/smf/index.php/board,34.0.html Board, The http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/smf/index.php/board,167.0.html Board & The http://www.touchofdeathforums.com/smf/index.php/board,158.0.html Board.

Q: I think another member just flamed me/insulted me/raped me. What do I do?
A: You could deal with it like a real man. But if you're really scared (like if they gave you a serious death threat and live a few blocks away from you) you should click the 'Report to Moderator Button and pray/grab a shotgun.

Q: Sticky mah topic!!1?
A: No.

Q: Why doesn't anyone like me?
A: Because you didn't read this.

Q: Nobody is paying attention to me! Why?
A: Because it's a trap.

Q: I want to post HTML in my post.
A: Tough, you can't.

Q: Spam?
A: No.
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* **Ban me!**
Ok.
* **Why can'y I reply in the recruiting board?**
Because people were being idiots.
* **Who is Renzo?**
Don't ask.
* **Can I be a developer?**
Probably not. But if you think you has 1337skillz pm an admin.
* **Admiral is Awesome!**
That's not even a question. But, it is true.
* **The game**
I'm going to shoot you.
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@Bob:

> And she's the one that shares my love for zombies & shaun of the dead.

Shaun of the dead?
I loved that movie! xD
Also, this is a useful topic. If its not already stickied (im reading from the 'recent replied thing') sticky vote.
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