Cake Versus Pie

[renzo]

@Luperex:

> So what's different between a cake and pie? I never tasted a pie. lol. =))

Pies will change your entire outlook on life.
Eat one now!

[Myron]

@renzo:

> Pies will change your entire Outlook.

That's correct, if you have a MS Outlook 2010 version, it will jump to 2003 after you eat pie.

[renzo]

@Rusher:

> That's correct, if you have a MS Outlook 2010 version, it will jump to 2003 after you eat pie.

If by 2003 you meant 2013 then yes.
That's how advanced eating a pie is. ;)

[Myron]

And if you mean with advanced, basic compared to cake then yes, you are correct.

[Marsh]

> It goes like this: You're sitting at a large picnic in early summer—plastic forks, burgers, corn in your teeth—when someone leaves the table and returns with a large pan. "I brought a pie," he says, setting it down in front of you. A spatula emerges. People coo. This is the start of an unpleasant afternoon.
>
> The pie, because it is a pie, does not so much "slice" as volcanically erupt under the pressure of the knife, oozing its livid fluid everywhere; your own piece, when it comes, is a miniature apocalypse of broken pastry parts and heat-blitzed fruit. You demur, mumbling about having eaten too much cornbread. Someone's aging, wild-eyed mother stares you down. "It's pie," she says. You are handed a fork. You start to peck at a morsel of fruit. Your plate is promptly whisked away again: Because it's hot outside, you're told, you're supposed to enjoy your dessert "a la mode." The pie is warm; the ice cream melts at once. You contemplate what now looks like a slice of jammy toast that has been soaked in milk for half a day and masticated by a dog. You work your fork into the only structure still intact, the woody, crenulated crust, beating and twisting this bumper of dough against each leverageable surface on your plate, trying to break it up. Your fork loses a prong. Abandoning all hope, you finally drive your broken-fork-with-giant-crust-piece through the mire of sloppy dough and heft the entire, dripping mass into your mouth. "Mmm," someone says. "Isn't it so great to have pie?"

[davsd123]

Im filipino sorry. :PIt's very rare to bake a pie. Except on restaurants.

[davsd123]

@Rusher:

> That's correct, if you have a MS Outlook 2010 version, it will jump to 2003 after you eat pie.

Oh my. That's cool. I'll buy one tomorrow.

[LoneSyndal]

Pies never lie. ;P

[Myron]

That may be right, but Cake is the only thing you should bake ;)

[Mr.Giantrat]

Cake, unless made correctly, is usually too rich and too dry. Where pie, on the other hand, usually has baked fruit and a good texture. I could make it fit into a cup if I wanted to.

[Myron]

You can put cake in a cup as well, and it still would fit.

[Guest]

Cake's in the lead! ;D

[Vus]

@Wacko:

> Cake's in the lead! ;D

But, cake is a lie…!

[Marsh]

> Cake's in the lead! ;D

Thats becouse cake is so damn awesome.

[Dash]

Not sure If I voted before but I'm going with Pie with the slight edge. I can have meat pie & fruit pie, though cheesecake(Pie?) is the shht.

[JohnPony]

Potato pie?

**Ï€ ???????**

[Marsh]

Quick someone vote cake! Then well have 200 glorious cake loving votes. Well show them pie loving bastards whos boss.

[Matt]

I've never come across a pie I don't like. Pie all the way.

> Cake. Like you said, you can have ice cream cake and all different types of cake.

You may go for quantity, but we go for quality! > :D

[Myron]

Quality?

I don't see the quality in sickening every human being that dares eating it.

[JohnPony]

As i said before, Math has pi.

Win?

[Myron]

No.

[Adulese Games]

But it should be noted that the mathematical number Pi is greater than Pie and Cake.

- Adulese

[gdog12356]

We should combine the two of them and make PAKE!


[Marsh]

Holy crap that looks delicous, i really hope that that is icing and not crappy pie crust though.

[Mal]

> Quick someone vote cake! Then well have 200 glorious cake loving votes. Well show them pie loving bastards whos boss.

Done. Exactly 200 votes for Cake.